Shaving

[herelonely]

Can I ask, how many of you shave/trim your pubic hair?

I've noticed quite a few threads along the 'how do you prepare' lines that talk about shaving cock/balls, I did once (ouch) but missus hated it and so now not an option, am I the only one left?

Do prossies care? (well if they do, tough - no fluffy here!  )

[Captain Kang]

I shave the crown jewels and trim the rest, I've been doing it for years. No itches, never cut myself, and it feels good. 

[mcb]

Shave balls, and then trim rest. Not a fan of pubes, and took me until recently to grow the cojones to “tidy” myself up.

[vorian]

Full shave everywhere, pre punt no nicks or itching.

[ForrestGump]

Can I ask, how many of you shave/trim your pubic hair?

I've noticed quite a few threads along the 'how do you prepare' lines that talk about shaving cock/balls, I did once (ouch) but missus hated it and so now not an option, am I the only one left?

Do prossies care? (well if they do, tough - no fluffy here!  )

It feels cleaner to be shaved and I like to think, rightly or wrongly, that a wg will be more likely to perceive me as being cleaner and, therefore, will be more likely to give owo where it's "at discretion" 

[oldfart]

Never shaved down there, ever,
looks like i'm gonna have to start. ..if its gets me OWO..LOL

[a10]

I shave the balls, my gooch and around the base of my cock. I use a razor with those blade guard wires and have never cut myself.

I like my balls sucked and cock deepthroated, with the odd lick of a gooch if I'm feeling fruity. Careful manscaping makes it more likely. I'm having a month off punting, so am toying with the idea of waxing, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

[vorian]

I shave the balls, my gooch and around the base of my cock. I use a razor with those blade guard wires and have never cut myself.

I like my balls sucked and cock deepthroated, with the odd lick of a gooch if I'm feeling fruity. Careful manscaping makes it more likely. I'm having a month off punting, so am toying with the idea of waxing, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

I was thinking about trying the wax, see if it gets the hair out of the harder to reach places.

[a10]

There's a lady advertising just outside Reading that does the whole back sac and crack routine so I was thinking of giving it a go.

Not sure if I've got the balls, if you pardon the pun.

[vorian]

There's a lady advertising just outside Reading that does the whole back sac and crack routine so I was thinking of giving it a go.

Not sure if I've got the balls, if you pardon the pun.

I think you should go for it mate. Toftt and let us know how it went.

[Bangers and Gash]

I love having my balls sucked really hard, so I always make sure they're smoother than Bryan Ferry. 

[dilettante]

There's a lady advertising just outside Reading that does the whole back sac and crack routine ..

That sounds like a cock-and-ball story to me!

I've been going shaven since I don't know when - one thing to be careful of, giving myself a No 1 on my ball sack, there's a sort of protruding wattle thing that got nipped and drew blood, not exactly what either of you wants before OWO, though had healed by time I went next evening.

[Pompoy123]

I use a Barbers trimmer on 0 to shave my bits as this avoids itching and ingrown hairs.

I don't like hair on me but love a lady garden

[LL]

shaving cock/balls, I did once (ouch) but missus hated it and so now not an option.

WTF?  Do you let your wife decide how you have the hair on your head cut too?
After the first time I shaving my nuts I noticed that they were a lot more sensitive to touch, as such sex was better as I could feel more, and having them licked/sucked felt really nice too (and by the way I don't think women will generally do that if they're hairy).  Just tell your wife that it feels a lot more comfortable to have smooth balls.  That's what I told mine.  Well it's the truth.  Not the whole truth, but who cares.

So yes I keep my balls smooth and I trim my pubes using hairdressing scissors (cheapo ones from Boots).  Both of these (pube trim and balls shave) left me with a few nicks the first few times I did it.  But keep at it - you'll get the hang of it.  I don't shave my balls on the day of the punt - I try to do it the day before - then if I do make any tiny nicks, they will have healed by the time I meet the lucky WG. 

Maybe your wife didn't like stubbly balls.  Shave 'em regularly (not every day though as the hair doesn't grow back as quickly as the hair on your face) - a couple of times a week works for me, and with a good quality disposable razor.  Don't be tempted to use one of the razors that come in a huge pack from poundland unless you want to cut the hell out of your little fellas.

[a10]

That sounds like a cock-and-ball story to me!

She's not a WG, just a professional waxer.

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A definite NO EXTRAS mention but it might be worth a try...

[LL]

I use a Barbers trimmer on 0 to shave my
I don't like hair on me but love a lady garden

Does that not result in a Velcro effect? 

[ciscoxxx69]

I shave the crown jewels and trim the rest, I've been doing it for years. No itches, never cut myself, and it feels good.

+1
ALWAYS meets with a positive reaction at the big reveal.......

(By big, I mean average.......)

[sfj3006]

Done it once. Hated it. Felt really weird, not in a good way (as in, it felt weird once it was shaved, it wasn't the actual act of shaving that felt weird).

[Horizontal pleasures]

If I shave missus HP will wonder why after all these years. I have no explanation.

Anyways I like ladies with beards down below (not on their face!) and have never understood the reason why gents like bald fannies. Some say it is because it makes the ladies look like young girls but that never turned me on.

Hair does it for me on the lady and on me.

[SirFrank]

I always keep my undercarriage trimmed but not shaved. I did once have my sack and crack done but farting was a very weird experience. Not done it since

[SteveNova]

I'm only interested in shaven girls and wouldn't want to experience pubes again !  Now I also find that keeping myself trimmed and shaven enhances my pleasure.  It's easy to shave while in the bath with no downsides for me.  Ball licking and sucking as well as OWO is better for me and the WG 

[brianthedog21]

I always keep my undercarriage trimmed but not shaved. I did once have my sack and crack done but farting was a very weird experience. Not done it since

Sounds like a great cure for flatulence then Sir Frank.

You are some guy, witty funny comments (which I always enjoy!) and you don't even fart

[Matty24579]

I shave mine i find it easier and it keeps the smell away i went to see a wg a few weeks ago just around the corner from me and she mention about some guy who,s pubes stunk of wee

[mh]

I shave mine i find it easier and it keeps the smell away i went to see a wg a few weeks ago just around the corner from me and she mention about some guy who,s pubes stunk of wee

Then don't piss all over your pubes. 

[mh]

I always keep my undercarriage trimmed but not shaved. I did once have my sack and crack done but farting was a very weird experience. Not done it since

The sound of farts is indeed really weird with a shaved bum-crack!

[Matty24579]

Then don't piss all over your pubes. 

Lol you do come out with some good ones on here keep them coming

[LanceVance]

I usually shave the base of the cock and trim down and shape my bush.

[webpunter]

I always keep my undercarriage trimmed but not shaved. I did once have my sack and crack done but farting was a very weird experience. Not done it since

Deffo shave the bottom of shaft & ball-bag.  Makes them look bigger & much better feeling with the johnsons
Decided to shave around the samantha janus too.  SirF is right - does feel a bit different when farting.  Definitely louder & they go up an octave too

The subject of shaving reminded me of a hilarious review of veet for men on amazon.  Search up "amazon veet review" & you'll be fine.  Don't think amazon would want a link on here.  This had a thread back in 2011 with a reply in 2013.  As so funny then thought i would mention.  The 1st review shows 'do not use on knob & bollocks'.  My fave is below - by Tagnutt -increased sports etc'
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As a highly competitive amateur athlete, I have long been aware of the benefits of a highly polished scrotum pole and hair-free saddle-bags, especially when going for the `longer look' as displayed by Linford in his famous lunchbox.
Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.
He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.
Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.
I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.
When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.
Now I can hear you all thinking that none of this is particularly extraordinary, especially given the reviews that you have already read. However, when I tell you that I am 45 years old, 5' 4" tall and weigh 15 stone, and I used to do the shot-put that should put things into context. As this is an Olympic year I think Tagnutt and Mandeville or whatever their names are, should be redesigned with hairless nether-regions and the British squad should use my technique and be sponsored by Veet, although I don't recommend it for the beach volley ball team.

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[Eager Thighs]

...As a highly competitive amateur athlete, I have long been aware of the benefits of a highly polished scrotum pole and hair-free saddle-bags, especially when going for the `longer look' as displayed by Linford in his famous lunchbox.
Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.
He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.
Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.
I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.
When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.
Now I can hear you all thinking that none of this is particularly extraordinary, especially given the reviews that you have already read. However, when I tell you that I am 45 years old, 5' 4" tall and weigh 15 stone, and I used to do the shot-put that should put things into context. As this is an Olympic year I think Tagnutt and Mandeville or whatever their names are, should be redesigned with hairless nether-regions and the British squad should use my technique and be sponsored by Veet, although I don't recommend it for the beach volley ball team.

*****

 

[Cornish sub]

I get waxed once a month, just the cock and balls, not the crack. The first time was painful, but much easier to bear now, though still not pain free by any stretch of the imagination. The results are well worth it though; not only do they feel smooth as silk afterwards, I've also had positive comments from a few escorts too.

[Dani]

The results are well worth it though; not only do they feel smooth as silk afterwards, I've also had positive comments from a few escorts too.

There is nothing better than smooth balls and either shaved or trimmed elsewhere.  I can lick shaved balls for hours but if hairy it hurts my tongue after a couple of minutes and is not pleasant to do at all.  Same as I don't deep throat if cock area is hairy as I hate them stuck in my throat.   A nice landscaped area will always get much more attention than an overgrown hairy one where you have to try and hold  the hairs down to suck cock.

[LL]

A nice landscaped area will always get much more attention than an overgrown hairy one

What are your thoughts on pubic topiary? 

[vorian]

What are your thoughts on pubic topiary? 

I saw a picture of a Brazilian once,  that had literally been cut into the shape of Brazil and dyed in yellow and green. Looked bloody odd to say the least.

[Dani]

What are your thoughts on pubic topiary? 

Does nothing for me.  years ago an ex of mine, trying to be romantic I assume, paid to get his shaved into what was supposed to be a love heart but just looked like a botched landing strip and was a bit of a turn off

[Cornish sub]

There is nothing better than smooth balls and either shaved or trimmed elsewhere.   I can lick shaved balls for hours but if hairy it hurts my tongue after a couple of minutes and is not pleasant to do at all.  Same as I don't deep throat if cock area is hairy as I hate them stuck in my throat.   A nice landscaped area will always get much more attention than an overgrown hairy one where you have to try and hold  the hairs down to suck cock.

Well my balls have nothing planned for the next few hours.... 

[Cunnivorous Vagitarian]

Definitely Veet....... the one with the "gentle finishing cream" also in the box.... awesome x3!!!

[ForrestGump]

Has anyone here dared use an epilator (I'm talking about the battery/electric type device that pulls the hair out rather than shaves it off) on their pubes?

[kowalski]

Shaved is the way these days.And my head.

[LL]

Shaved is the way these days.And my head.

We can see that from your pic

[Rickrabbit]

Definitely Veet....... the one with the "gentle finishing cream" also in the box.... awesome x3!!!

So using Veet as instructed will work in these sensitive male areas without harm or damage then?

[Cunnivorous Vagitarian]

It really does depend on your skin.
Mine, luckily, is quite resilient.
i'd advise you to test it out with a small patch first.
Tesco has a 1/2 price sale at the moment, and a tube for £2.50 (ish) will last you about 15-20 applications!

Rub it in, do something else for 5-10 minutes, wash and rub off!

However.... AVOID.... regardless of how tough your skin is..... the raw bellend (under the foreskin if you have one), and the anus itself. (it doesn't have any hair anyway!
A mirror is ALWAYS a good thing to have, and provides you with a good laugh at yourself when you catch yourself is funny positions!!! LoL

Afterwards... i like to apply the finishing cream!
Surprising how veeting etc makes you look an inch or so longer! (yes yes... doubling my length i know!!! LoL

Forgot to add..... It may "burn" a little. definitely bearable..... about HALF the intensity of that tea-tree/mint shower gel stuff, if anyone has used that?
Anything more than that, and i'd recommend washing it straight off and moisturising after.

[El Jefe]

I'd like to ask if any of you have had a WG refuse you OWO if you haven't shaved, I have a right bush on me and only once out of 7 punts has a WG refused OWO on me and I'm don't know if she refused because I don't shave or if she didn't like me for some other reason. I like the way I am to be honest.

[smiths]

I'd like to ask if any of you have had a WG refuse you OWO if you haven't shaved, I have a right bush on me and only once out of 7 punts has a WG refused OWO on me and I'm don't know if she refused because I don't shave or if she didn't like me for some other reason. I like the way I am to be honest.

Never knowingly. All this shaving your bollocks area is all very well if thats what a punter wishes to do, its not compulsory. A WG is doing a job, if she is good at it she will offer a good service whether a punter has hair or not.

[ForrestGump]

I love ro but wouldn't want to go down on an unshaved pussy. I assume the same applies when I'm expecting a wg to go down on my crown jewels 

[Rochdull lad]

Here's a guide that haystacks79 provided us with just over a year ago: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11105.msg169593#msg169593

[Cunnivorous Vagitarian]

This thread is beginning to remind me of that Rowan Atkinson sketch where he is selling (amongst other things) deodorant to someone in a very foreign accent!!!! Anyone know the one i mean???

-"Arresoll or Ball"
-"actually it's for under my arms"!

[webpunter]

This thread is beginning to remind me of that Rowan Atkinson sketch where he is selling (amongst other things) deodorant to someone in a very foreign accent!!!! Anyone know the one i mean???

-"Arresoll or Ball"
-"actually it's for under my arms"!

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[Cunnivorous Vagitarian]

HA!
That's the one!
Forgot it was Mel Smith!

T'was lipreadable too so that was handy!

Thanks Mate!

[DaveMugabe]

Sounds like a great cure for flatulence then Sir Frank.

You are some guy, witty funny comments (which I always enjoy!) and you don't even fart

What happens to all the gas inside him then?

[DaveMugabe]

I love ro but wouldn't want to go down on an unshaved pussy. I assume the same applies when I'm expecting a wg to go down on my crown jewels 

Aye but shes not paying you to lick her minge.