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The girl you meet in not the girl in the profile. She is very short quite comely but not in the same league.
When you ring the girl speaks very good English but the girl you will meet knows very few words of English ie. "20 extra" (that would be for kissing not FK). babe, fuck, I think that covers her vocabulary.
Comms were fine. parking easy enough £1 per hour.
Venue: Gtotty flat over shop just off Winchester Centre
After greeting I decided to go with flow and see what happened, she took my clothes of and pulled me into the shower, that was quite sexy. Then onto the bed, immediate freezing up, condom out and I assume I was about to be subject to the Spainish version of Romanian non tactile sex. I decided to call it a day. She pretended not to understand, then got her minder on the phone. I showed the patsy the printed copy of the profile and I heard the word photograph used. I refused to talk to the minder, I said give me my money back and I will leave, lots of voluble protest. I said OK I leave and walk down to the police station, two mins later I was on the pavement outside with my £100. Proper waste of time but I suppose someone has to TOFTT!
45 minutes later I was with plan B, my tongue down her throat, her legs clamped round me and an overall feeling that all was right with the world after all.
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