latest hi-tech wanking mittens

[scutty brown]

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[unclepokey]

What a wonderful xmas gift for your favourite SP.

[winkywanky]

I'm sure the 'Silurians' were wearing these on Doctor Who in 1975?

[Jonestown]

just the thing for those moments when you can't resist slipping a thumb into her anus........

[Moby Dick]

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What commission you on?
 

[scutty brown]

What commission you on?

None!
They may be local to me, but I'd never heard of them before
Their other product, the "Ditto" looks like a good christmas present for the wife
Some kind of electric shock dildo for regaining pelvic floor tone

[Happylad]

Looks as though someone has been handling the poisonous jellyfish

[m4rmite]

I've got a pair of silicone oven gloves that aren't far off the purple ones.

hmm, that gives me an idea

[mr.bluesky]

Looks like they have been made from one of those anti slip mats you put in the shower 

[mr.bluesky]

I've got a pair of silicone oven gloves that aren't far off the purple ones.

hmm, that gives me an idea

As Viz top tips would say just glue some hard baked rice krispies to a pair of marigold gloves and away you go . Save yourself a fortune 

[Hobbit]

Urm, I don't think these are for wanking. 

[scutty brown]

Urm, I don't think these are for wanking. 

their only other product clearly is for female wanking:

The Pelvic Floor Resistance Trainer and Massage Tool

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[Hobbit]

their only other product clearly is for female wanking:

The Pelvic Floor Resistance Trainer and Massage Tool

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It looks like an Aubergine with Herpes. 

[Home Alone]

It looks like an Aubergine with Herpes. 

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That's secret Santa sorted

[mr.bluesky]

I'm sure the 'Silurians' were wearing these on Doctor Who in 1975?

Was that in the good old days before politicaly correct Dr Who 

[winkywanky]

Exactly that. When it was all about a bit of well conceived and written teatime sci-fi, and not about preaching to us about 'smashing stereotypes' and how we should think. I wouldn't mind so much if it were actually a bit subtle about it .

[Fuzzyduck]

Anyone asked the inventor if she does extras?

[Myfun1]

They should just call them "wanking mittens" they'd sell loads! I know some right wankers that I'd buy them for!

[winkywanky]

They should just call them "wanking mittens" they'd sell loads! I know some right wankers that I'd buy them for!

I suspect that when sales have completely dried up and the warehouse is still full of the things they'll reappear on LoveHoney, rebranded as 'battery-free manual to genital stimulators'  .

[Fuzzyduck]

They should just call them "wanking mittens" they'd sell loads! I know some right wankers that I'd buy them for!

You know they are £50 a pop, don't you?

[winkywanky]

You know they are £50 a pop, don't you?

That's more expensive than the average WG handjob! 

[sparkus]

Surely such a retailer could also offer a Christmas cracker to insert your dick into and surprise the unsuspecting lady of your choice or even cock dangling mistletoe?

[cunningman]

That's more expensive than the average WG handjob! 

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