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Autopunter

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This ones been a bit of a favourite of mine since seeing an Irish swinger girl once, who did this as her party trick, using a whopping great dildo (she was on her back) whilst giving me head. There's a 'likes' button for it on Adultwork, but we all know how reliable that is IRL  :sarcastic:

So, I got it into my head to wonder if in the course of your bookings, any of you chaps had encountered a London area service provider who could make themselves come this way. I'm guessing it would be a WG with a swinging background, as they are usually more into it than some of the more 'pro' girls (you know what I mean, sex workers, not sex workers). She doesn't have to be a [insert name of current sexpot female model in public eye] looker, as I'm no Adonis myself. She just has to charge less than £160 an hour and preferable be up for an incall.

Any suggestions from first hand experience?

Offline sancho.panza

Depending on your definition of London area, Anna Conda in Bracknell fits the bill External Link/Members Only

Autopunter

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Thanks, I looked her up through the PuntingWiki page; strangely a lot more reviews came through that way than when I used the search button up top.

I take it you don't know from personal experience if she squirts or not, but from the number of UKP reviews that mention it, I'm pretty she will if she can; all of them were positive as well, which is a good sign.

Bracknells just at the edge of where I'd deem it acceptable to travel to on a weekend day, but it looks like I've got a window coming up on the 30th. If it pans out I'll put up a review, unless there are any more suggestions and I have to start thinking about who to choose.

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Offline Hobbit

Call me cynical, but girls don't squirt - It's just piss.   :P

Offline Derrick101

Call me cynical, but girls don't squirt - It's just piss.   :P

Very true !

Autopunter

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Going to have to disagree with the two of you about the no squirting thing (also, fun fact: if you are pounding a pussy during sex, you actually do cause some women to pee a little, particularly after they've had kids!); I mean, maybe the WGs fake squirting by peeing, I don't know. But I've had a civvy fling who would squirt when she got the right stimulation, and she was always horribly embarrassed about it every time she had to change the bed sheets. Obviously that shite you see in porn is staged 99% of the time, but it does exist. Just Google it.

Oh, and thanks for the second link, I'll tag her and see when she's next in London.
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Offline Hobbit

Going to have to disagree with the two of you there; I mean, maybe the WGs do it, I don't know, but I've had a civvy fling who would squirt, and was horribly embarrassed about it every time she had to change the bed sheets. Obviously that shite you see in porn is staged 99% of the time, but it does exist. Just Google it.

Ok, I have an idea. Next time she squirts, use a PH meter to check acidity levels, and you will find that it is mostly piss.  :D

Autopunter

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Ok, I have an idea. Next time she squirts, use a PH meter to check acidity levels, and you will find that it is mostly piss.  :D

You aren't entirely wrong according to this, but again its not always the case: External Link/Members Only

Offline Hobbit

You aren't entirely wrong according to this, but again its not always the case: External Link/Members Only

I'm an old cynic, so I'll stick to my guns. But thanks for the bedtime reading regardless.  :cool:

Autopunter

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I'm an old cynic, so I'll stick to my guns. But thanks for the bedtime reading regardless.  :cool:

Indeed, some things may be better in theory than practice  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab

Call me cynical, but girls don't squirt - It's just piss.   :P

No, it’s not piss ——- but not all girls can squirt.    :hi:

Offline Hobbit

No, it’s not piss ——- but not all girls can squirt.    :hi:

Maybe it is some kind of masculinity gene that makes them squirt and not others.  :lol: :lol:


Offline shagmore

Some can squirt, some cant, and its not piss.
Had a couple, but they have since left AW.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

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Angel certainly does, like a fountain. I owe a review. Will do it as soon as l get time.

Autopunter

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Thanks for the heads up, shall add these last couple of suggestions to my travelling punter diary. Funny, there's more here than I realized. Wish I thought to do this years ago; but then that's why I love the hobby, no fantasy left unexperienced when things go right.

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Offline hungrypunt

No, it’s not piss ——- but not all girls can squirt.    :hi:
If its not piss, what is it and where does it come from. Where is it stored?


I was with a girl from Sa on a meal, pissup etc. She had asparagus, and trust me, she squireted good and proper a few times, and it defo had the smell that some people get when they eat asparagus .

:)

Offline Plan R

If it was piss, the bed sheets, in fact the whole room would stink of piss the next day.
My ex was a squirter.. it didn't stink the next day after she'd squirted on my duvet and mattress.

Try pissing on your bed tomorrow morning, then come back to the room the next day.
It'll stink. Squirt won't
 :angelgirl:

Online Keema

I've had a punt where there was both squirting and pissing - they taste different, but
the reason - do some research External Link/Members Only

Offline Analist

I agree with what's been said, there are some who may be pissing intentionally or otherwise but there's no doubt genuine squirting is different.
The type I've usually experienced is a clear, watery fluid from either clit or vaginal stimulation. It's not salty as piss, not yellow and does not have a strong odour.
Some women eject a different kind of fluid which is thicker and creamier in texture, this is in small amounts compared to the above. Seems to come from deeper inside and has a stronger smell (but not of piss).

On aw, the one I recommend is squirtynfun1981 whom I reviewed-
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=196962.0
She's a larger sized woman with some swinging experience and up for anything. If you want to experience squirting,
1) She squirts easily, some finger massaging of her clit is enough to get her going.
2) She squirts copiously, literally puddles of the stuff and she's reliably done it everytime I've seen her.
3) She squirts frequently, keeps going throughout the session non-stop.

Unfortunately for the OP, she does outcalls only and is based in Norfolk. She's willing to travel though if you pay cost of transportation or it's free if you pick her up. She only charges for the actual session, not including travel time and is reasonably priced.

Hitty

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Dymno the magician was sent to the hour you had with the lady, use the card trick and you believe, it is piss I know

cerealpunter

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Dymno the magician was sent to the hour you had with the lady, use the card trick and you believe, it is piss I know
How do you "know" ?
it certainly doesn't taste like piss

Offline Boristheboy

How do you "know" ?
it certainly doesn't taste like piss

I’ll second this - I’ve been with two girls who squirted. Both times it was not yellow, it had a sort of sweet taste that piss doesn’t have, and it had a slightly more “slimy” texture. I’d recommend these girls for you to try, but sadly both are retired.

Offline jonnycondom

Girls have only been squirting since around 2004, then it mostly stopped and was replaced with the loads of cream coming out of their fannies!! I wonder what cream they use??
incidentally, my wife "squirted" for a few months, turned out she had a collapsed womb that was caused by giving birth to our first daughter.

 


Sparx

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Unfortunately Northampton - curvy sexy charlotte

I was passing through and thought why not, she gushed and squirted for England! 
My first and only experience, but boy was I impressed :thumbsup:

She was as dirty as I have ever experienced too (in a good way).  Sadly I live nowhere near Northampton though!

Sparx

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I also agree that it's definitely not piss, well not largely anyway!
Smell and taste give it away.

Plus I actually work in science.........pH sticks I can get :D

Online Keema

You know how to turn women on - easypeasy

Offline BP

If it was piss, the bed sheets, in fact the whole room would stink of piss the next day.
My ex was a squirter.. it didn't stink the next day after she'd squirted on my duvet and mattress.

Try pissing on your bed tomorrow morning, then come back to the room the next day.
It'll stink. Squirt won't
 :angelgirl:

agreed

Offline Plan R

Damn it all BP - I wish I'd known you were fucking my ex !


Offline kingmg

Clearly ain't pounding them ard enough. Squirters are more common than you think

Offline DipsyDoodle

Clearly ain't pounding them ard enough. Squirters are more common than you think

Look forward to reading your reviews of the squirters that you've seen.


Bighappyhammer

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Would highly recommend. Much prettier in the flesh. Squirted multiple times through toys, fingering and sex.

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Sadly at her shocking new rate I'm not interested.  I may drop her a line and see if she'll do it like the old times.

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Met a WG in Birmingham last year who squirted within 2 seconds of starting to masturbate. It completely turned me off as it was so clearly fake! 

Offline LLPunting

Met a WG in Birmingham last year who squirted within 2 seconds of starting to masturbate. It completely turned me off as it was so clearly fake!

A useful contribution to this thread how?

Offline LLPunting

Can't remember if "Curly Beauty" Sandra squirts.

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Offline Romney

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She definitely squirted the second time I saw her.  First time that's ever happened with any woman for me.  I honestly don't know exactly what it was she squirted, and it didn't really do much for me, but something came out...

Offline BillGoldberg

LusciousLucy squirted over and over and over again both times I saw her

Was always when I was fingering her so I'm unsure if she squirts during intercourse, but she definitely does with fingers, and easily too  :hi:

She's looking far more haggard these days though than when I saw her and those implants are a fucking travesty and totally unnecessary