Weirdest punt you have had?

[puntcel]

I remember I went to go see a girl incall in a hotel and the place was opposite a bar. She suggest we go for a drink first and that she would pay. I found it quite odd but I agreed. So after some.chit chat and a drink we went up to the hotel room.

I paid for half an hour and we got to business she literally had no gag reflex but a bit toothy. Tbh I didnt really feel like fucking her anymore and thought I would just cum from a blowjob and leave. I think I came after like 20 mins and I started to put back my clothes on to leave when she stopped me and said I'm not going anywhere because she wants to sit on my dick, at first I thought it was a joke so I continued to put on my clothes on till she physically stopped me from doing so lol

So we talked a bit more and got down to the business again but this time I fucked her for about half and hour before I came. After that, I tried to leave again when she said we should take a shower together, I declined but she kept insisting so I just said fuck it and took the shower. She gave me a handjob but I couldn't cum.

All in all I think I was in there for over 2 hours and couldn't believe it lol. What made it weirder was when I actually finally did leave, she asked me to wait and she walk with wlme up the street for a couple hundred metres because she said she needed to go to the shop.

[tynetunnel]

I remember I went to go see a girl incall in a hotel and the place was opposite a bar. She suggest we go for a drink first and that she would pay. I found it quite odd but I agreed. So after some.chit chat and a drink we went up to the hotel room.

I paid for half an hour and we got to business she literally had no gag reflex but a bit toothy. Tbh I didnt really feel like fucking her anymore and thought I would just cum from a blowjob and leave. I think I came after like 20 mins and I started to put back my clothes on to leave when she stopped me and said I'm not going anywhere because she wants to sit on my dick, at first I thought it was a joke so I continued to put on my clothes on till she physically stopped me from doing so lol

So we talked a bit more and got down to the business again but this time I fucked her for about half and hour before I came. After that, I tried to leave again when she said we should take a shower together, I declined but she kept insisting so I just said fuck it and took the shower. She gave me a handjob but I couldn't cum.

All in all I think I was in there for over 2 hours and couldn't believe it lol. What made it weirder was when I actually finally did leave, she asked me to wait and she walk with wlme up the street for a couple hundred metres because she said she needed to go to the shop.

It sounds alright to me, but in your review you gave her a negative? 

I mean, I’m assuming it’s the one you reviewed, as you’ve only done the one review on your 4 years of membership 

[sensualencounter]

I remember I went to go see a girl incall in a hotel and the place was opposite a bar. She suggest we go for a drink first and that she would pay. I found it quite odd but I agreed. So after some.chit chat and a drink we went up to the hotel room.

I paid for half an hour and we got to business she literally had no gag reflex but a bit toothy. Tbh I didnt really feel like fucking her anymore and thought I would just cum from a blowjob and leave. I think I came after like 20 mins and I started to put back my clothes on to leave when she stopped me and said I'm not going anywhere because she wants to sit on my dick, at first I thought it was a joke so I continued to put on my clothes on till she physically stopped me from doing so lol

So we talked a bit more and got down to the business again but this time I fucked her for about half and hour before I came. After that, I tried to leave again when she said we should take a shower together, I declined but she kept insisting so I just said fuck it and took the shower. She gave me a handjob but I couldn't cum.

All in all I think I was in there for over 2 hours and couldn't believe it lol. What made it weirder was when I actually finally did leave, she asked me to wait and she walk with wlme up the street for a couple hundred metres because she said she needed to go to the shop.

And then you woke up in a pool of jizz.

Good story bro

[Waterhouse]

Fantasist BS.

[Charlie Chalk]

Hells bells OP, you must be one hell of a stud. So manly that the WG just couldn’t keep her hands off you.  Shame on anyone saying that this obviously true story is BS. I’m in awe...

[Punterperson1971]

Hells bells OP, you must be one hell of a stud. So manly that the WG just couldn’t keep her hands off you.  Shame on anyone saying that this obviously true story is BS. I’m in awe...

Maybe he had this story out of his old collection of jazz magazines from under his bed.

[Metalgear2018]

Okay mate 

[Rochelle]

Though it's likely this story is a load of bollocks, it's still possible that there's a bit of truth to it.

I've had meetings where I've ended up staying much longer than the agreed time.

[advent2016]

Manchester, street girl took me to her apartment and whilst I was waiting started throwing my clothes from the window, whilst her druggie BF tried to break in. I managed to get my small amount of cash and clothes back and leave intact after asserting my authority with the BF. Outside there were clothes and empty wallets presumably from other robbed punters.
Taught me a good lesson.
I went to a parlour

[IAMBATMAN]

Manchester, street girl took me to her apartment and whilst I was waiting started throwing my clothes from the window, whilst her druggie BF tried to break in. I managed to get my small amount of cash and clothes back and leave intact after asserting my authority with the BF. Outside there were clothes and empty wallets presumably from other robbed punters.
Taught me a good lesson.
I went to a parlour

was that lesson not to see Street walkers because you shouldn't really have needed to have this done to you to already know seeing Street walkers is a bad idea. I've worked nights at a popular street walker location and honestly I wouldn't fuck most of them for free with 10 pints of Stella in me and they are all pimped out smack/piss heads

[The Owl]

After a punt I used a park bench to leave feedback on AW then went to a local supermarket to grab some food. Whilst in the supermarket I realised the escort was also in there. I decided to avoid her but she decided to use it as an excuse to wind me up a bit. She even ended up on the self service till next to me where the teasing turned to banter briefly. Thankfully I was out of town and she knew this so it wasn't a problem.

I booked her a few more times.

[southcoastpunter]

Weird isn't quite the term I would have used but it certainly was a first for me.

About 7 or 8 years ago i saw a British/Indian lady for an incall at her place and after a very nice hour session she insisted on cooking me a lovely indian meal. She said as she was the host, her "ethnic culture" required her to offer it to me. So a double wammy - a good session and a lovely meal. Unfortunately a few weeks later, per profile disappeared off AW and I only saw her the once!

[WASA38]

Weird isn't quite the term I would have used but it certainly was a first for me.

About 7 or 8 years ago i saw a British/Indian lady for an incall at her place and after a very nice hour session she insisted on cooking me a lovely indian meal. She said as she was the host, her "ethnic culture" required her to offer it to me. So a double wammy - a good session and a lovely meal. Unfortunately a few weeks later, per profile disappeared off AW and I only saw her the once!

Cue for a (rather old) joke

Chinese girl:  'What do you fancy ?'
Boyfriend : '69'.
Chinese girl: 'If you think I'm going to start cooking at this hour ----'

Sorry; maybe the wrong thread.

[DipsyDoodle]

Had an outcall to my hotel one evening.  We had some fantastic sex so as things wound down I asked her if she wanted a cocktail in the hotel bar.  She accepted.

One cocktail became two, then three, then I lost count.  Another couple in the hotel bar noticed we were having a good time, and asked if they could join us, which we accepted.  Then the WG's mother called her mobile phone complaining that she needed to get home.  She told her I'm on a date with this nice man, then handed the phone to me and I had to talk with her mother.  Got it sorted that everything was fine, so we ordered a bottle of wine for the four of us and ended up closing the bar.  The WG ended up just staying overnight in my room as it was so late.

Hilarious evening where I never thought I would ever speak with a WG's mother.   

[Jeremy]

Weird isn't quite the term I would have used but it certainly was a first for me.

About 7 or 8 years ago i saw a British/Indian lady for an incall at her place and after a very nice hour session she insisted on cooking me a lovely indian meal. She said as she was the host, her "ethnic culture" required her to offer it to me. So a double wammy - a good session and a lovely meal. Unfortunately a few weeks later, per profile disappeared off AW and I only saw her the once!

Sounds amazing, wish more girls offered this service!

[Simon_9000]

After a punt I used a park bench to leave feedback on AW then went to a local supermarket to grab some food. Whilst in the supermarket I realised the escort was also in there. I decided to avoid her but she decided to use it as an excuse to wind me up a bit. She even ended up on the self service till next to me where the teasing turned to banter briefly. Thankfully I was out of town and she knew this so it wasn't a problem.

I booked her a few more times.

Ha, love it!  I'm sure most WGs would have hidden away from you in the supermarket.

[Home Alone]

After a punt I used a park bench to leave feedback on AW then went to a local supermarket to grab some food. Whilst in the supermarket I realised the escort was also in there. I decided to avoid her but she decided to use it as an excuse to wind me up a bit. She even ended up on the self service till next to me where the teasing turned to banter briefly. Thankfully I was out of town and she knew this so it wasn't a problem.

I booked her a few more times.

Hmm; even so, that was a bit, erm, 'unprofessional' of the SP, imo. I agree with Simon_9000; surely the unwritten rules are, 'No shitting on your own midden' and 'No acknowledgment outside the room'?

In connection with the former of those, I remember one of my former Regulars telling me of receiving a booking from a punter who turned to to live a couple of floors above the flat which she rented for business purposes! When she explained this to the would-be client, they mutually agreed it would be safer not to proceed with the booking.

[advent2016]

I still occasionally see street workers but only in my car that is usually a rental car. The need for a BJ is sometimes very strong with me and I still take stupid risks. I've been arrested a few times sometimes sans BJ.

[Fugly]

I once spent an energetic hour at Divas in MK where I did everything I could think of to KimCindy (sadly now retired). 

As is usual in a knocking shop, the radio was tuned to ShitFM.  The investiture of the Archbishop of Canterbury was being broadcast live.  I didn't think to change it, 'cos I was in my usual pre-punt funk of nervous anticipation, so I just sat in the in the corner of the room for waiting for KC to rock up. 
When KC eventually appeared (10 mins after "punt time" #MKstandard), she walked straight in and piled into the punt barely pausing to say hello.

Throughout the punt whenever the religious service had an "Amen" in it, KC said "Amen" regardless of what she doing. When the crucial point came in the ceremony and the geezer actually became Archbishop, Cindy was imploring me to fuck her arse harder.

I do miss her....

[Lou2019]

Though it's likely this story is a load of bollocks, it's still possible that there's a bit of truth to it.

I've had meetings where I've ended up staying much longer than the agreed time.

same, I recall one in particular it was my last booking for the day, 1 hour turned into 4! But my oh my he was delicious

[MrMatrix]

And then you woke up in a pool of jizz.

 

[puntcel]

Though it's likely this story is a load of bollocks, it's still possible that there's a bit of truth to it.

I've had meetings where I've ended up staying much longer than the agreed time.

Lol it's all 100% truth. But tbf I am in extremely good shape (I've used steroids for 4 years) and fairly attractive. I have a fitness model physique with broad shoulders and small waist.

[Charlie Chalk]

Lol it's all 100% truth. But tbf I am in extremely good shape (I've used steroids for 4 years) and fairly attractive. I have a fitness model physique with broad shoulders and small waist.

...and a miniature cock thanks to the steroids 

[Hobbit]

Though it's likely this story is a load of bollocks, it's still possible that there's a bit of truth to it.

I've had meetings where I've ended up staying much longer than the agreed time.

Really? I'm still waiting for you to buy me a drink Rochelle. The day a hooker buys me a drink will be the day I become a monk. 

[billy59]

Some years ago, before I joined UKP, I was suffering with a bad back and as I am partial to a Thai massage found a new face on Gumtree, the advert said “not a sexual service” as normal and when I contacted the girl she once again stressed no extras, this was not a big issue as a good massage was the intention.
She sounded nice on the phone, no picture on GT, booked for later that week, when I texted to confirm on the day the address was on the opposite side of town that she had told me, alarm bells… but decided to chance it.
When I arrive it was a bedsit in a nice block, buzzed into the building and up to the room, she was petite and gorgeous, late 20s early 30s, spoke good English, she had a proper massage table, stripped and lay face down, fantastic massage, no cc’s so when I turned over, even though I was not expecting any extra the little chap was awake, she was very business like, kept the towel over my nether regions throughout.
Then all of a sudden she asked “happy ending”, yes please I said, she was doing a very good job standing at the side of the table, I chanced asking if I could touch, she said ok, so I started massaging her pussy through the very small panties, all of a sudden she flops over me and starts moaning she then drops her panties, I carried on, she was very wet by now, she flops again, what the fuck was going on here.
This is when it got weird, she then stops and goes to a cupboard and starts rooting through some drawers for ages, and appears with a condom, my brain is now exploding with confusion, all she said was, can we fuck now, I was now struck dumb and just nodded and babbled out some noises, she jumped on top and did what she wanted, the little chap was so confused it took a while but eventually we finished.
Then she actually apologized and said that she did not know what had come over her, I am now totally confused, I gave her all the extra cash I had which was only £30, total £70 for a most unexpected surprise, her advert then disappeared from GT, I texted her and we had a few more meets, a great session every time, and then radio silence, I am no young attractive stud so this will stay with me until my dying day.

[Rochelle]

Lol it's all 100% truth. But tbf I am in extremely good shape (I've used steroids for 4 years) and fairly attractive. I have a fitness model physique with broad shoulders and small waist.

And a tiny cock as well, I imagine.

[Rochelle]

...and a miniature cock thanks to the steroids 

Damn, you got there first.

[Rochelle]

Really? I'm still waiting for you to buy me a drink Rochelle. The day a hooker buys me a drink will be the day I become a monk. 

I often stay longer, that's payment enough. You buy the drinks. I'll have rosé champagne please. Piper-heidsieck, Moët & Chandon Ice Rosé, and Laurent-Perrier are good choices.
If you're a bit tight then Freixenet Ice Rosé is lovely at only £11 a bottle.

[Lou2019]

...and a miniature cock thanks to the steroids 

damn you beat me too it lol

[Hobbit]

I often stay longer, that's payment enough. You buy the drinks. I'll have rosé champagne please. Piper-heidsieck, Moët & Chandon Ice Rosé, and Laurent-Perrier are good choices.
If you're a bit tight then Freixenet Ice Rosé is lovely at only £11 a bottle.

Yep, I was right. No chance of me of becoming a monk then.

[thekingreturns]

Street  girl in Prague who had keys to like a shopping centre.... fucked me there

[Gordon Bennett]

Lol it's all 100% truth. But tbf I am in extremely good shape (I've used steroids for 4 years) and fairly attractive. I have a fitness model physique with broad shoulders and small waist.

I've got small shoulders and a broad waist. My combination doesn't seem to attract the ladies though

[Charlie Chalk]

I've got small shoulders and a broad waist. My combination doesn't seem to attract the ladies though

Same here - They're supposed to like a six pack yet my 12 pack (which should be twice as good) doesn't seem to turn them on the same way. Weird creatures, they are.

[daviemac]

Lol it's all 100% truth. But tbf I am in extremely good shape (I've used steroids for 4 years) and fairly attractive. I have a fitness model physique with broad shoulders and small waist.

I had the misfortune of seeing that 'take Me Out' program not long ago, the skinny bloke had loads to choose from at the end and walked off with a stunner, the fitness fanatic with muscles on muscles got bombed out, they all turned their lights out.

Sometimes personality beats a juicehead all hands down.

[MrMatrix]

Same here - They're supposed to like a six pack yet my 12 pack (which should be twice as good) doesn't seem to turn them on the same way. Weird creatures, they are.

So me with my party 7, should be in with a shout at pulling some hottie then

[bhudda]

Same here - They're supposed to like a six pack yet my 12 pack (which should be twice as good) doesn't seem to turn them on the same way. Weird creatures, they are.

Ive got a whole barrel

[Rochelle]

I had the misfortune of seeing that 'take Me Out' program not long ago, the skinny bloke had loads to choose from at the end and walked off with a stunner, the fitness fanatic with muscles on muscles got bombed out, they all turned their lights out.

Sometimes personality beats a juicehead all hands down.

I'd take the built one over the skinny one.

[daviemac]

I'd take the built one over the skinny one.

Says a lot.

Give me an average looking escort with the odd 'womanly' imperfections but a good attitude and nice personality over a stunner with no personality and poor attitude any day.

[Waterhouse]

Says a lot.

Give me an average looking escort with the odd 'womanly' imperfections but a good attitude and nice personality over a stunner with no personality and poor attitude any day.

Any day of the week. 

[Doc Holliday]

After a punt I used a park bench to leave feedback on AW

Crikey ... everything's connected to the internet these days.

[Waterhouse]

Crikey ... everything's connected to the internet these days.

Hell Doc, where you been hiding yourself boy?  This is one o’ them thar smart benches.

[hunkybc]

I remember one of my first experiences was with an esclrt agency. Way before I knew about AW. I mean it was an escorting advert in the local paper. I remember calling and getting a description of the lady. Agreed to meet at a city center Hotel.  Paid for the hour and got 3 hours time.   We ended up getting drinks from the bar getting and having some crazy sex.  I even had to head down to the hotel bar toilets as she ran out of condoms.
These days they can't wait to get you out... maybe because I no longer have that slender 20s something body 🤣

[Doc Holliday]

Hell Doc, where you been hiding yourself boy?  This is one o’ them thar smart benches.

I currently live under a bridge ... but I must seek out one of these new fangled benches.

[Doc Holliday]

This thread is entitled 'weirdest punt' but is actually more a "pissing highest up the wall" contest 

Amongst very many weird punts, was one where about half way through and thanks to her incessant talking about herself, I realised I had employed her briefly about 20 years previously and sacked her. She said  I looked familiar but I don't think she could place me? It was a memorable punt but not from a sexual perspective.

[Rochelle]

Says a lot.

Give me an average looking escort with the odd 'womanly' imperfections but a good attitude and nice personality over a stunner with no personality and poor attitude any day.

Says that I like guys that look good, nothing wrong with that.
 

[cunningman]

I currently live under a bridge

troll!????

[Doc Holliday]

troll!????

Give that man a coconut 

[daviemac]

Says that I like guys that look good, nothing wrong with that.
 

The bloke on the TV showed he had no personality that's why they got rid.  Still if you're happy being shallow and don't need more in your life than someone who looks good, who am I to argue.   

[Rochelle]

The bloke on the TV showed he had no personality that's why they got rid.  Still if you're happy being shallow and don't need more in your life than someone who looks good, who am I to argue.   

You do love a bit of condescension, don't you?
 

[Bonker]

troll!????

Very good 
He fell into that trip trap