Author Topic: All a bit weird!Walsall cinema. (Read 9125 times)

Walsallking · « **on:** May 29, 2019, 11:37:38 am »

Walsall sex shop/cinema,Angels and sinners.
Frederick street.

Fancied a change thought I'd check out cinema,never been before.
Arrived last greeted asked about cinema,told its 10 pounds entry open till 4.

Paid and entered the cinema,about 7 old men 50 plus,wanting furiously in separate sofas,a couple in the corner so I made way behind them,must say I was horny as he'll as this fat bird for spunked in by two guys who's her hubby watched,he noticed me and was saying look there's a young one here,lol I'm 33 by the way

,she said any take the piss dave,lol and finished him off.by now my shorts are off and I'm horny as fuc.they leave,now just men and pporn.a few mins later I get come by a guy aged about 65 I told him none of that and moved away.waited another 30 mins,no couples,made my exit,plan on visiting again,but it's very seedy and close to home.not bad but a weird Sunday afternoon last week.😂

theejaculator · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2019, 01:28:46 pm »

What with all the typos ..........hard to tell what exactly occurred.

As far as I can tell/translate you paid £10 to watch two old men spunk on a fat bird....then you get propositioned by an old guy.....all whilst some porn is on s big screen

Littlefoot · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2019, 01:36:19 pm »

Quote from: theejaculator on May 29, 2019, 01:28:46 pm

As far as I can tell/translate you paid £10 to watch two old men spunk on a fat bird....then you get propositioned by an old guy.....all whilst some porn is on s big screen

Tantric_mat · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2019, 01:41:09 pm »

Thanks for the translation. I wasn’t sure if it was code or a new language!

kingfap1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2019, 02:21:45 pm »

they way you have typed that out it looks like you are still in there jerking off.

shed · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2019, 02:50:12 pm »

Quote from: theejaculator on May 29, 2019, 01:28:46 pm

What with all the typos ..........hard to tell what exactly occurred.

As far as I can tell/translate you paid £10 to watch two old men spunk on a fat bird....then you get propositioned by an old guy.....all whilst some porn is on s big screen

Hilarious. Well translated into Queens English

Rich198529 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2019, 03:35:08 pm »

Still sounds hot I gotta say , every time I go to a sex cinema it’s always filled with old blokes , yet to see a couple at one , would love to wank over them

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2019, 04:09:12 pm »

It’d help if the OP could explain in his inimitable way exactly what he was expecting from his visit to the cinema!

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2019, 04:13:37 pm »

Quote from: Jumping Jack Flash on May 29, 2019, 04:09:12 pm

It’d help if the OP could explain in his inimitable way exactly what he was expecting from his visit to the cinema!

It used to be only Kia Ora orange, toffee poppets and a choc ice that was available in my day.

Rangers54 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2019, 07:51:20 pm »

If I went to Bentley bridge cinema and there was seven 50 year old men WANTING furiously I would have to talk to the manager. Theres a time and place for that

Neromatrix · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2019, 08:35:16 pm »

Quote from: kingfap1 on May 29, 2019, 02:21:45 pm

they way you have typed that out it looks like you are still in there jerking off.

This cracked me up !!

Barneydub · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2019, 09:54:55 pm »

The best thing is he’s planning on going back

oldmanking · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:05:08 am »

funniest review i've read here for ages.... cheers to the op for that much. even if i'm still trying to work out what, how, and why?

Walsallking · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:03:31 am »

Sorry I'm not as literate as you guys lol,auto correct is a bitch,only realised after but it's to late.it is a bit obvious but you all think your funny.if you was infront of me you would be curled up like a bunch of bitches.
As the name says King of Walsall!
If you cnt get the jist,your the thick cunts not me.

Yours walsallking

Walsallking · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:06:35 am »

Fucking right im going bk,gonna take a little slut with me next time,cause remember,we don't all gotta pay for a fuck.like some of you ugly retarded weirdos.!

theejaculator · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:30:01 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 07:06:35 am

Fucking right im going bk,gonna take a little slut with me next time,cause remember,we don't all gotta pay for a fuck.like some of you ugly retarded weirdos.!

Of course you are big man .......

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:35:29 am »

No I’m still in the dark. Have I slipped into some post Brexit apocalypse where Walsall is now an independent state and has a king? Do I need a passport to go there? A visa? Inoculations? Different currency?

Oh wait a minute, it’s half term and he’s finished his homework.

Happyjose · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:37:58 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 07:03:31 am

if you was infront of me you would be curled up like a bunch of bitches.

As the name says King of Walsall!

What a fucking gonk

Beamer · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:42:30 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 07:03:31 am

Sorry I'm not as literate as you guys lol,auto correct is a bitch,only realised after but it's to late.it is a bit obvious but you all think your funny.if you was infront of me you would be curled up like a bunch of bitches.
As the name says King of Walsall!
If you cnt get the jist,your the thick cunts not me.

Yours walsallking

His reading age is probably 12 years old
Writing age is definitely lower.
What a plonker

scutty brown · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2019, 07:55:58 am »

is that cinema anywhere near a bridge or cave?

Beamer · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:07:18 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 07:03:31 am

you was infront of me you would be curled up like a bunch of bitches.
As the name says King of Walsall!

Yours walsallking

No threats allowed!!

Walsallking · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:08:20 am »

Nah just not into spending all my time checking I've spelt correctly your all thick cunts so you will be ok.
Your all old and past it with little tiny dicks that don't even get hard.
Silly little perverts!

Walsallking · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:09:32 am »

It's a prediction not a threat you muppet.jog on off my thread.or snitch you idiot.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:10:20 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:08:20 am

Nah just not into spending all my time checking I've spelt correctly your all thick cunts so you will be ok.
Your all old and past it with little tiny dicks that don't even get hard.
Silly little perverts!

Tick tock

Walsallking · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:11:56 am »

Nah I'm only 30.

tesla · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:13:14 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:08:20 am

Nah just not into spending all my time checking I've spelt correctly your all thick cunts so you will be ok.
Your all old and past it with little tiny dicks that don't even get hard.
Silly little perverts!

tick tock

Walsallking · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:15:51 am »

And what tick tock,I'll set a new one up if I'm banned for this lol.keyboard pussies I've done nout.mugs

Littlefoot · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:17:54 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:15:51 am

And what tick tock,I'll set a new one up if I'm banned for this lol.keyboard pussies I've done nout.mugs

If you did, I'm sure we'd soon suss out your new account.

Walsallking · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:18:38 am »

Quote from: theejaculator on May 30, 2019, 07:30:01 am

Of course you are big man .......

Yeah your one who only gets it by paying,how ugly you must be.not long now till your dead

Walsallking · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:20:12 am »

Quote from: Littlefoot on May 30, 2019, 08:17:54 am

If you did, I'm sure we'd soon suss out your new account.

Are you really that sad though littlecock I mean foot.
You all take the piss n cry when I retaliate.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:23:23 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:15:51 am

And what tick tock,I'll set a new one up if I'm banned for this lol.keyboard pussies I've done nout.mugs

So you've done this before?

sensualencounter · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:28:10 am »

I just pressed send on my report and he’s been banned. What an angry fantasist. Very amusing though!

PS am I being thick? I can’t see the “report” section any more as I wanted to check if he’s already been reported so I didn’t re-report him.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2019, 08:37:01 am »

Quote from: sensualencounter on May 30, 2019, 08:28:10 am

I just pressed send on my report and he’s been banned. What an angry fantasist. Very amusing though!

PS am I being thick? I can’t see the “report” section any more as I wanted to check if he’s already been reported so I didn’t re-report him.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=244907.0

Check out reply #29 by Admin

theejaculator · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2019, 09:41:48 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:20:12 am

Are you really that sad though littlecock I mean foot.
You all take the piss n cry when I retaliate.

What a div !

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2019, 09:47:16 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:15:51 am

And what tick tock,I'll set a new one up if I'm banned for this lol.keyboard pussies I've done nout.mugs

It's NOWT, lad. Which is exactly what you seem to have between your ears.

Tantric_mat · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2019, 10:44:01 am »

Well that escalated quickly I barely had time to put the popcorn in the microwave

Silver Birch · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2019, 10:52:45 am »

The banning did him a favour.

He only has 2 days of the holiday left to finish his homework! Hopefully it includes grammar, spelling and punctuation. Clearly, he's already finished his creative writing

Littlefoot · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2019, 10:54:10 am »

Quote from: sensualencounter on May 30, 2019, 08:28:10 am

I just pressed send on my report and he’s been banned. What an angry fantasist. Very amusing though!

PS am I being thick? I can’t see the “report” section any more as I wanted to check if he’s already been reported so I didn’t re-report him.

Probably quite a few of us reported the retard... although the comparison to retards is insulting to them.

dboy74 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2019, 11:47:17 am »

Quote from: Walsallking on May 29, 2019, 11:37:38 am

I'm 33 by the way

Quote from: Walsallking on May 30, 2019, 08:11:56 am

Nah I'm only 30.

Daft cunt thinks he is Benjamin Button!

Probably best he was banned because at the rate he was decreasing in age on this thread he would have been back in his old man's ball sack within a few pages.

Colston36 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:31:06 pm »

The ratios seem a bit insane. Lots of filthy old men, one filthy old couple. And you want to go back???

denno · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:38:41 pm »

My side's hurt reading this

winkywanky · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:40:58 pm »

Such a shame he got banned so quickly, I can't help feeling there was more fun to be had at his expense. What a twat

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Neromatrix · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:04:00 pm »

Is it just me, but I miss the guy. Really made me laugh!

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:41:21 pm »

Quote from: Neromatrix on May 30, 2019, 01:04:00 pm

Is it just me, but I miss the guy. Really made me laugh!

Me to was funny reading this then watching his reaction when challenged.

SlamBoy · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2019, 02:23:26 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 30, 2019, 12:40:58 pm

Such a shame he got banned so quickly, I can't help feeling there was more fun to be had at his expense. What a twat .

This.

Knobrot · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2019, 03:45:32 pm »

What film did he go and see, One flew over The Cuckoos Nest..???!!!!

houseboot · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2019, 04:48:01 pm »

Quote from: Knobrot on May 30, 2019, 03:45:32 pm

What film did he go and see, One flew over The Cuckoos Nest..???!!!!

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m4rmite · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2019, 05:33:58 pm »

The film?

The King and I.

But im guessing he was more into the fast and the furious

Neromatrix · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2019, 05:53:29 pm »

Is it possible to start a petition to get him reinstated?

winkywanky · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2019, 05:55:00 pm »

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