Aliceparks

[ericwimp]

My 2nd review of the day.
As stated in my first review I’ll base my reviews using the format by “Jason” and cut ‘n’ pasted off other reviewers’ lines to help me. I hope that’s OK.


Meeting Details:
Escort name: Aliceparks
Adultwork Profile: External Link/Members Only
Type of Visit: Incall
Fee Paid: £80

About the escort’s physical appearance: (Negative)
Slim girl, about 5ft 8 or 9in, small A cups boobs, fully shaven.
Large tattoos on both arms, huge angle wings on back, paws above breasts.
Studs on face as per photos. Pretty, geeky girl I thought. Until her clothes came off......

She used to be a size 18!!!
She’s lost loads of weight so is now the skinny girl she calls herself on her profile.
But sadly due to being that size and then losing all the weight has left her with excess skin.
This was a major turn off and her belly was like this pic:
External Link/Members Only

Excess skin on legs, flappy arms, crotch, neck.
Major turnoff!!!

Personality and other facts: (Positive)
Alice is originally from Hungary and speaks fluent English.
Can’t be a bit scatty a times and into 1 direction in a big way,
which made her seem like a teenager


(B) During the meeting: (Neutral)
French kissing, protected penetration sex in different positions.
Nipples tasted salty and she sweats quite easily, maybe due to the extra skin??
No anal. Said oral was extra but after seeing her train track braces, I declined.
There was no rushing that I felt and cumming was unlimited.


VERDICT:

Q. Will I meet her again? No

Q. Do I recommend her?  No.


I didn’t want to leave this negative review as she really was a nice girl.
But that’s not what we’re going to them for is it?

[bebobdado]

Thanks for this review

I was seriously considering seeing her and would not have been expecting the body you describe.

Very informative and useful, had been waiting for someone to do a review.


Cheers

[viktor1080]

Good review thanks she is off my list...thank you once again

[intana]

omg i would be surprised if saw those saggy skin.. she needs surgery to remove it no way you can lose it naturally..

u had sex with her? i would have bolted out and ask half of my money back..

nevertheless thanks for the warning i never had any experience like the only one i had was when a girl had birth stretch marks... but she was hot as hell though

[jesus_jones]

Sorry to hear this. None of the fluffy feedback on AW mentions excess skin. £60 saved, thank you.

[tomato sauce and waffles]

£60 saved, thank you.

Yup.

Thanks fella.

[akauya]

Blimey! Thanks for that report Eric... I had her on my HL... not anymore

[finn5555]

Lucky escape for a few then 

[ericwimp]

Should I be feeling bad for taking so much business away from her? 

[password02]

No - you were 100% right - this is where all the negative girls are outted when punters have a shit punt.

I think its a punters duty to put a negative review here if it has been a shit punt as a warning to other fellow punters

[timewaster2]

Does AliceParks actually look like she could ever have been a size 18??

This ericwimp guy really did her cred some damage

[fredpunter]

Does AliceParks actually look like she could ever have been a size 18??

This ericwimp guy really did her cred some damage

difficult to tell from the photos on your (sorry, her) profile as she's all covered up

[Meursault]

Should I be feeling bad for taking so much business away from her? 

If all that is true, you have saved me cash thanks. She was high on my hotlist.
 

[massagejunkie]

Her profile is down now, probably after negative reviews? A few weeks ago I tried to make contact with her - When I was trying to arrange an appointment she responded straight away (even though I read on AW that she doesn't respond well). However, as I was texting back and fourth she then asked for my Nationality and Ethnic background which I told her. Prior to this we had been leaning towards a 4:30pm appointment but as soon as I gave my details she never answered back. I rang and texted, on and off after that, until around 8pm; just to give her plenty of time to get excuses etc out of the way.

Finally, 12 days ago, I changed sim card and tried a different approach to meet her which succeeded. She has a flat in Elephant and Castle. It was dark and damp looking and she looked liked a scared cat - very nervy and on-edge (in an off putting way). As I was speaking to her I got the feeling she didn't like conversation (so don't believe those AW reviews!) and she admitted she had bad experiences with black people (make you wonder why she lives in a black area). Anyway, when I was having sex with her I got a rushed experience. Example: I was going down on her and she said "Ooh! I'm sensitive down there" which was her way of saying no entry. She quickly gestured sex and basically lay there like a slab throughout. Total waste of money. She looks cute in the photos but is not as innocent/cute looking in real life i'm afraid.

[James999]

Her profile is down now, probably after negative reviews? A few weeks ago I tried to make contact with her - When I was trying to arrange an appointment she responded straight away (even though I read on AW that she doesn't respond well). However, as I was texting back and fourth she then asked for my Nationality and Ethnic background which I told her. Prior to this we had been leaning towards a 4:30pm appointment but as soon as I gave my details she never answered back. I rang and texted, on and off after that, until around 8pm; just to give her plenty of time to get excuses etc out of the way.

Finally, 12 days ago, I changed sim card and tried a different approach to meet her which succeeded. She has a flat in Elephant and Castle. It was dark and damp looking and she looked liked a scared cat - very nervy and on-edge (in an off putting way). As I was speaking to her I got the feeling she didn't like conversation (so don't believe those AW reviews!) and she admitted she had bad experiences with black people (make you wonder why she lives in a black area). Anyway, when I was having sex with her I got a rushed experience. Example: I was going down on her and she said "Ooh! I'm sensitive down there" which was her way of saying no entry. She quickly gestured sex and basically lay there like a slab throughout. Total waste of money. She looks cute in the photos but is not as innocent/cute looking in real life i'm afraid.

I'm not surprised you had a bad experience, from what you've said above she made it clear she didn't want to see you, but you tricked her into seeing you and then complain that she's not comfortable with seeing you and rushed you out 

[batista]

Finally, 12 days ago, I changed sim card and tried a different approach to meet her which succeeded. She has a flat in Elephant and Castle. It was dark and damp looking and she looked liked a scared cat - very nervy and on-edge (in an off putting way). As I was speaking to her I got the feeling she didn't like conversation (so don't believe those AW reviews!) and she admitted she had bad experiences with black people (make you wonder why she lives in a black area). Anyway, when I was having sex with her I got a rushed experience. Example: I was going down on her and she said "Ooh! I'm sensitive down there" which was her way of saying no entry. She quickly gestured sex and basically lay there like a slab throughout. Total waste of money. She looks cute in the photos but is not as innocent/cute looking in real life i'm afraid.

Why it was so important to make alternative plan to see her? 

[massagejunkie]

First off, she didn't know its me. Why would she with a new number? I didn't speak to her so she couldn't of known it was me. I left a gap between the two texting sessions and wrote in a completely new style. As said, on my first attempt she had me down as a 4:40pm appointment which I was ready for even at 3pm. In other words, she had 90 Minutes to cancel with me but decided not to reply at all once I mentioned my nationality etc. Hence why I changed tact and posed as a new customer again days later to arrange a meeting which did happen. That's why when I met her I asked "Do you have problems with black people?" and she replied "yes". So she obviously took my street-talk texts as either me sounding black or just thought I was iffy

I wanted to see her, because she did look cute in the photos, hence why I contacted twice until I got the meeting. Anyway, as said, not a good service.

[tomato sauce and waffles]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[vorian]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Nice spot, suspect aw feedback already. hmmm.

[akauya]

First off, she didn't know its me. Why would she with a new number? I didn't speak to her so she couldn't of known it was me. I left a gap between the two texting sessions and wrote in a completely new style. As said, on my first attempt she had me down as a 4:40pm appointment which I was ready for even at 3pm. In other words, she had 90 Minutes to cancel with me but decided not to reply at all once I mentioned my nationality etc. Hence why I changed tact and posed as a new customer again days later to arrange a meeting which did happen. That's why when I met her I asked "Do you have problems with black people?" and she replied "yes". So she obviously took my street-talk texts as either me sounding black or just thought I was iffy

I wanted to see her, because she did look cute in the photos, hence why I contacted twice until I got the meeting. Anyway, as said, not a good service.

Had you done a search here you would have seen my review and saved you the money

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=20868.0