OP: Is this thing on? You agree with the complaint about the harsh but still polite comment but offer only radio silence to someone who offers benefit of the doubt and then makes multiple helpful suggestions? If you can't politely thank people for comments, but have time to complain about others, that is 2nd example of troll like behaviour. Strike 2. I'll just about continue to offer benefit of the doubt. You ask for more suggestions as if no one has provided any. Was the location wrong? Too old? Say why this suggestion was no good, or there is little chance of better ones.
But I now suggest you don't book the lady I linked. She might beat up trolls. I did not suggest her in jest BTW. She has 2 positive review and short hair. Meets all the requirements you posted. She is on my hot list for sure. I'll report back unless I am in hospital.
Sorry for appearing to ignore your suggestion, I can't log on often as the wife is around, the girl you suggested is too old, but otherwise might fit the bill. To be honest the comments and discussion about me having issues seemed to take over my thoughts.
I do have a thing for muscular girls, but haven't yet visited one, being married I don't get laid as often as most punters here do.
On reverse bookings, I have never tried one, but have not heard of people generally getting good experiences.
It probably would need to be a British Babe, or at least one with excellent English language.