Catching up with some reviews, saw this one today.  Had a crazy hangover horn and i thought regular sex was just not going to cut it. Time to get my g spot drilled. So made arrangements on the morning for 7pm which she was slow getting back to. She did say to confirm closer to time which is fair enough. Come 5pm i messaged again asking we still on for 7pm, radio silence for 30 min. Inwhatsapp and sms. I message again at 17:45 asking if she can send post code as i need to set off (35 mile drive). Radio silence. Im getting pissed now as we did agree the time and now im confirming but shes ignoring me. Then she whatsapps at 6:10 with post code. So i jump in car and head straight there. Flat on baltic quays. I park up and she tells me block but no directions to find it. It’s a pain to find. If it was local i would have fucked of by now as i was getting pissed of with her one word answers. 

When i finally get to the flat she answers door in a tartan skirt and greets me by grabbing my cock. Wow i was taken back by how hot she is in the flesh. Bit thicker set than pics, but in a hot way. Money sorted then she forces me to my knees and force feeds me her cock. She realises i don't deep throat then sits back on the sofa and lets me give her a sensual bj which she really enjoys. She starts to pre cum a lot and i feel her cock literally throbbing in my mouth. I keep going thinking she is literally going to cum any minute now as i was getting so horny from pleasing this TS worldly with my mouth. The she forces me on all fours and reaches round to play with my cock and ass. She pulls out a condom and lunes me up. I told her (via text also) that it’s my first time (it wasn’t) so she would go gentle. This trick i use stops them trying to plough me through the wall which some sexually aggressive top TS like to do. After some initial pain and multiple attempts my ass suddenly relaxes and her whole length is inside me. Literally bottomed out.  She starts slow then we change positions. By favourite being on top of her while she sits on the couch. Ended with her wanking me to climax when in missionary and i shoot a big load. Quite intense orgasm and she was seriously pounding me hard by this point. Was disappointed about not reaching hands free orgasm as her length and girl was perfect and though she would hit the spot especially since she literally had full length inside of me. Quick clean up and only 30 min had passed. I make my excuses to leave as ithe refractory period hits hard for some reason. Chat for 5 min while getting dressed and she is complimenting my looks. We talk about her only fans and i jokingly offer for her to film me if she covers my face. She laughs it off but i was kinda being serious 

So to summarise the worst comms ever, but my word she is hot. Hotter than her pics. As someone described that cock is just the best looking cock ever. The type you would draw on your mates text book at school. Simply perfect and soapy fresh. The other reason i went with dany is her only fans doesn’t have endless bareback pics or vids which is good. A lot of trans escorts who do content have some degree of bareback vids. She doesn’t. Only slight negative she didn’t suck my cock, but that was kinda because i instigated being quite submissive. She didn’t try kiss me but i don’t kiss escorts. But she did reach in for maybe a snog at the end and i misread it and pecked her.

Service 10/10
Looks 9/10
Cock 11/10
Attitude 10/10 (be great for anal virgins or bottom size queens)
Location 7/10 bit awkward to find from parking spot
Hygiene 10/10
English 5/10 just enough to hold decent conversation

1 hour paid £170 left after 35 min (my choice)

Would deffo return. She is in Newcastle till mid April. Il still chase that hands free orgasm

https://birchplace.com/@dany-suad

https://www.adultwork.com/2921233

Prompted by an earlier review...
Thus review summarises two meets in Eastleigh both in chain hotels near the M3. Parking in one  tricky the other easy

£120 fir 30 mins and subsequently £160 for 45mins.

All arranged by WhatsApp with messages promptly replied to.

Asked her on both occasions to wear something specific from her private gallery.

No problems entering either hotel and once behind closed doors was welcomed by a FAF red haired, dark red lip sticked beauty.

Age about right at 32 to 36.

1st visit :Quick shower and we were then down to wet dfk, owo. A great BJ that was awesome to watch and enjoy. She stopped as I got near and let me go down on her and she tasted great and soon, probably, faked an orgasm. Back to more dfk, owo and then codom on and we fucked in miss until I came. It was amazing fucking this red haired lady while we held eye contact.
Quick clean up and I was out bang on 30mins.

2nd visit : As above but with a bit of non sexual interaction beforehand. I wanted to enjoy a little time interacting with this very pretty nicely made up lady before it all got messed up.

Will return. I notice her prices have now gone up which hopefully is simply increased cost of living rather than any desire on her part to charge mire.

Yvett has been on my radar for a couple of years, and only got around to see her recently. The good reviews along with the photos shown on other reviews along the her AW Photos enabled me to take the plunge with Yvette.

Comms - Yvett doesn't have Wattsapp and responds via text. Overall, quite responsive highlighting price with extras and what she will not do (facials). She did pick up the phone when I called her and guided me to her flat.

Price - Paid £200 for the hour. Broken down, this was £180 for the hour with extra £20 for CIM. I believe OWO is included in the price. DFK is also included in the £180 hour price.

Location - Council Flat within a three storey flat within a council block. Didn't feel too intimadeted when I walking there and back. Flat is approximately 10-15 minute walk from Wood Green Station. I know the area as I used to park my car there, when I used to watch spurs. Flat, along with the bedroom was clean, fresh and  tidy.

The Girl - Attractive Hungarian Girl in her mid to late 30s with a good natural body. Natural tits and no Botox or any works done. Yvett says she's often in the gym most days and also practices mediation and yoga to maintain her figure. Good English and a good talker (not too much that it cuts into the sex or too little that she comes across as disinterested.

The Meet - As with most of my punts, I felt that urge after work and wanted my cock both sucked and emptied. Looked at my hotlist, noticed Yvett had the green light and messaged Yvett with time, length of meet and services all arranged and agreed. Post code was also given and I made my way to hers. Messaged her the outfit I wanted her to wear for me (Pink outfit in the photos below).

Yvett is definitely the girl in the photos and they are accurate.

Buzzed in through the communal door and made my way to her door and let in instantly. No ackward waiting around. Made our way to her room, sorted out paperwork and got into the action.

Got her to stand on front of the mirror and I came up from behind, naked with my hard bollox and started rubbing up against her. Hands went up towards her tits and giving them and good feel and asking her to remove them. Looking at myself doing this and looking into Yvett's eyes was such a turn on for me. Tits came out and we started kissing. This along with her sucking is Yvett's strong points. She clearly gets into it passionately and doesn't hold back, when kissing, like other SPs who kiss. Some finger action occurred. Yvett will not allow fingers inside her but does like her clit been touched.

Action then moved to the bed. I got Yvett to lay on her bed and told her to spread her legs. Some licking of her pussy on my part with groans coming from Yvett. Mounted her on Mish and later spooned and took her from behind in doggy style. No discomfort shown from Yvett and she can get into it and can take the force (pounding) from my cock.

But I paid the extra £20 for the uncovered blow job and climaxing in Yvett's mouth and this is what I expected. Off came the condom and told Yvette to go to town on my cock. Yvett performed this with expert precision and I came in seconds. I cannot fault Yvett's expertise. We chatted briefly and when the hour came up I left. As it happened, she is friends with an old regular SP I used to punt in Stratford.

At £180 standard, Yvett is unfortunately at an average price with most SPs nowadays who charge extra for OWO and another for CIM. Thankfully Yvett OWO is included in her price. So for that reason I'd visit again and plan to do so later this year.


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https://archive.is/2ZJhJ


Price : £40, 15 mins

Comms: all done via Phone call and few knocked on arrival knew where I was going too.

Location: SW16 Latina WG house, New apartment, She has moved on probably to CR0 or SE6 I think

Appearance: Just like the pics , Body on point and dressed in sexy lingerie

Services: OW, CG, Mish, multiple Doggy positions

So Saw Soffia in the lineup on previous visits and said I will come back for her and boy was I happy I did, She speaks perfect English was dressed to the nines and came with a bag of energy. So picked her from the new lineup had a quick chat and she even asked if I wanted any extras but declined action started with her dropping her gear tiny dance then OW proceeded and it was very good it was quite raunchy she has a slutty side to her a bit of variation sloppy took it deep slapped her face a few times with it this got me to full mast instantly. Sex was then delivered with a lot of energy/ few moans and groans , she should get an Oscar lol it did add to the moment for sure. Was allowed to pound in various positions doggy on the bed standing straddle etc. A bit of Dirty talking , no restrictions Hygiene was perfect .
Would I go back: yes its VFM with a good looking, good service WG IMO.

Recommended: for sure cant wrong if looking for a quick release, she gets fully engaged.

Any questions do ask.



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Time: Jan  24- Mar 2024

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https://www.adultwork.com/7259469
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-se6/brazilian-babe-face-just-arrive/325250801



Price : £40, 15 mins

Comms: all done via Phone call and few knocked on arrival knew where I was going too.

Location: SW16 Latina WG house, New apartment, She has moved onto the sister house in SE6 now.

Appearance: Just like the pics , Body on point and dressed in sexy lingerie

Services: OW, CG, Mish, and Doggy

I had this WG on my list for a quite a while but she hadn’t been in town for a while so when the opportunity arose that was it booked, I had already been to the location so knew the play. Lineup of some hot WG but I already had my pick. I wasn’t disappointed Full service was delivered very well she is quite chilled nice sensual type of vibe, Took off her lingerie small dance, I was able to feel and get up for the task. OW was nice she paid attention to it all it was done very delicate and elegantly. On to the main event delivered in a few positions no restrictions I was able to grab hold of her tight waist and pound to completion. She had a smile on her face throughout no hygiene issues here at all. VFM

Would I go back: yes its VFM with a good looking, good service WG IMO.

Recommended: for sure cant wrong if looking for a quick release, wouldn’t say PnD defo could go for longer

Any questions do ask.

https://www.tantricpleasure.co.uk/tantric-ladies-gallery/

In London for the weekend and after scrolling through some massage reviews on UKP I landed on the Tantric Pleasure site and decided to give "Sophie" a call.  My call was rejected but I shortly received a text with the names and the areas of the SPs available today. 

Emma and Lara in Marylebone however there were no pictures for Lara on the site so I asked for more details: "Lara, 26, Hungarian, Petite brunette, size 6/8 32C. Friendly, openminded girl, great service, brilliant feedback"

Sounded decent and whist I couldn't find much by way of reviews the pics of the other girls looked pretty good and there was something appealing about the potential unknown.  As I didn't have much time I made a prompt decision and agreed:  Time and place was then confirmed, price was 60mins for £120.

Arrived on time and was let in to the flat in the usual way by a friendly if short (5'1") and slightly chubby (bit of a tummy) young girl in red lingerie.  First impression was not great but she was smiley and offering some encouraging light kisses so I decided to go with the flow and see what happened.  The room was small and VERY warm, kitchen and bed (paper cover rolled out in readiness) all in one.  I was then offered to take a shower so off with the clothes directed to the small bathroom.

Back in the main room and Lara came over and helped me dry with some sensual work with the towel which started to get me aroused. Some more light kissing and off came her bra to release some pert (natural) breasts, before she directed me to lie face down on the bed.  I've not experienced a tantric massage so this was a new experience.  Starting with some light talc over my body she was attentive with plenty of gentle touches, strokes with her fingers and lips all over my body but especially my crack and sack which had me really turned on.   
 
Maybe 15 mins on and out came the warm oil, expertly drizzled over me and her to then start the B2B massage.  It was then I thought to myself that whilst Lara was by no means my usual look physically, she did put the effort in to provide an erotic massage. 

After about half an hour of her sensual sliding over me, combined with some less than discrete exploring of her pussy and she was getting juicy and in the flow.  I was then (finally) asked to turn over and revealed my raging boner.  More oil applied and she continues with her devoted attention and asks if I want any extras.  I asked what was on offer and she suggested FS for £100.  My mind was not in a place for negotiating so agreed and the interaction continued with more intensity before rolling on the bag. 

She was certainly making plenty of positive noises of satisfaction as she slid down my shaft.  Sensing I was close I decided on a tactical change of position to try and give me a breather.  I bent her over and managed a few minutes of deep pounding with gentle slaps of her peachy ass before deciding I was ready to blow.  She spun round and offered me her open mouth so off came the bag just in time for me to jizz on to her tongue.         

She cleaned me up with some of the paper cover for the bed and then asked me to lay back down to finish the massage.  I didn't notice her check the clock at all, but I felt my time was done so I went for a cleansing shower, got dressed and paid my dues before heading out. 

Summary:
Ease of booking - 8/10
Apartment - 6/10
Face - 5/10
Body - 6/10           
Massage - 8/10
Effort - 8/10
Overall value for money (£220) - 7/10

In hindsight I feel I overpaid, for that price I'd expect a really hot looking girl (even with London prices).  Lara was a friendly, attentive, gave a sensual service and served my need but I wouldn't go back.  The lesson for me is (unless more research available) stick with AW, check reviews, pics and consider the budget.

PS -  Unsure whether this should be in the massage section or not but placed here due to the outcome. 

 

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/andover-sp10/i-will-do-what-your-wife-won-t---/326430794

Hope the link works 

So board as fuck nothing in the area on Adultworks.. just had a look at viva and is that sweet Francesca from before… (If you know you know) she worked out of the flats near the old bing hall .. I sent a message asked a few questions and 30 mins later I’m balls deep in her 
So not much to really say she’s much as before 8/10 face she’s put on a few pounds size 12 not 8-10 as before. Nothing to put you off.
She’s near to the town centre 5 min walk 20 mins from the train station.. on street parking free 2 hours

So flats ok, nice area no stress
30 mins £70 1 x pop
Bj dt 10/10
Few different positions and finish in bay 10/10
Yes she’s romo but he has a great attitude and personality you do sometimes find nice ones.
See said he’s here for a few more days.

Thanks Fats

Link.  https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/great-west-road/amazing-relaxing-oriental-massage-in-chiswick-w4/283083472
07440 157538

When:  March 2024
Summary:  Sexy massage, nice girl, unbeatable optimism and enthusiasm.

Comms:  Good as always
Services:  Full body massage, naked, touching, HJ
Price & Time:  £85 for an hour,
Extras:  left tip as well for good service.

Lady:  Chinese Girl, Pretty face, decent body,  late 30s possibly, a bit above slim, cheeky and chatty about 5’ 3”
Location:  Off Chiswick High road.  Phone pay parking available.
Why go:  Regular spot had free time.

Meet:
Meet at front door, not seen her before and did not get her name but she was friendly and chatty in not very good english.
Face down on the table and a nice massage for 10 mins.
Then takes her clothes off and she starts on the reach unders and CC swipes so I raise my arse and she gives a really nice HJ, teasing and lubing.
Turn over and she is smiling and working away on the HJ with good skills and a mission to accomplish. 
About 10 mins of this she while is complimenting my “big strong cock” and admiring what a “big strong man” I am and so on and on with the saucy talk and wanking. 
She gives me an excellent mission accomplished ending, about 25 minutes in to the session, she wipes me down and cleans me up.

I am a confirmed one popper as my years have advanced, my last 2 pop session must be over 5 years ago I sit lay back and go for the rest of the massage.  They always give you the full hour of attention in Chiswick whether you have a happy ending, middle or start.

So she puts a towel over me to keep me warm and then massages my feet and legs for a few minutes and occasionally gives my “big strong cock” a rub through the towel. 
I know she is on a hiding to nothing but it is still pleasant to have someone rub your dick even if it is beyond revival so I say nothing and let her carry on.
She then giggles, more saucy talk about my cock and lifts the towel and rubs some oil on, which is extremely pleasant and I show some youthful levels of erectness.  Very nice but no chance in hell I will come again but it feels great so go with the flow and she is pleased with my response.
Now she really goes for it and I am properly hard, this is very unusual,  more compliments and saucy/dirty talk and she is pumping away for the Chinese wanking Olympics, this is bloody marvellous.  Continuing now she is going for a repeating couple of short hard strokes and then a long strong stroke and after about 3 minutes I come again.  We both celebrate, I am astonished but this was great.
Again, a wipe down, towel over and with about 15 minutes to go she gives me a head massage and another foot massage, more with the “big strong cock/man” talk and ever the optimist she starts rubbing me through the towel again.  Properly giving it another go but at this stage I have nothing left give.  But she is still game and keeps checking with some nice rubs and tugs until it is time to wash up and leave.

Return: To her; absolutely, probably I could not do the same again but she was a great, sexy, dirty girl.   
Recommend.  Absolutely

Observations;
I sometimes visit this place during the week, rarely Saturday.  The old bint on Tuesdays is not great but this lady is excellent.

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/laura/

Finally managed to book Laura last week, her pictures on twitter (see below) and HOD caught my eye especially that round ass.
I’ve seen 4 girls at HOD, booking has been always easy and straight forward, Laura was on my HL so decided to give it a go!

GIRL: Milf British mid-30’s I reckon, pictures on HOD are a bit photoshoped but not far from reality, she’s not slim, but also not fat at all, just curvy with a good ass, her best feature!. I reckon she’s 165cm tall and size 10-12 I think. Very accomodating really good attitude, she’s been in this business for a while, I’d say she is a pro in a good way, currently not working many days so probably helps with her delivering an enthusiastic and relaxed service which is what I got.

FEE: £80 for 30mins, protected sex in various positions, OWO included, no extras taken.

PLACE: 1st floor flat, this time I got the room with stairs, so I think I’ve now tried all rooms at HOD lol! This one is probably my favourite.

ACTION: booked 2 hours ahead, quick replies from maid on whatsapp, arrived 3mins earlier, maid opened the door, I think she recognises me already, had to wait in the kitchen, then Laura came and told me I could use the toilet, took a quick shower, out of the toiled and Laura took me straight to the bedroom. She looked stunning, high heels which I asked her to keep, some nice purple underwear, that ass looked amazing!
French kissing, touching each other and I was rock hard in few seconds, OWO in front of the mirror, really enjoyed the view, excellent technique, nice and slow, eye contact and both looking at the mirror, pure porn material, must say she’s got great OWO skills!
Moved to the bed, bit more of OWO, condom on, I just focused on couple of positions, cowgirl, doggy, spoon(not her favourite position) and came really hard in missionary, started low pace, she then hugged me like a koala, paced up and felt really good until I came, I rarely come in mish, can’t even remember last time I finish this way, really strong climax, her kissing and the good mish positioning contributed to that great finish.

Highlights: her round ass, not toned but I just loved it, nice to smack, her FK, one of the best I’ve had, her OWO skills.
Will probably see her again but not in the near future as got a long HL to complete. Might keep her as my plan B.

Recomended if you like British, milfs, curvy girls, round ass.

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Incall meeting abt 1 month ago £90 for 30 mins

Comms - AW mail then quickly she gave me her number and sms finalised the details. Booked a day in advance.

Location and venue - new build estate, quiet and discreet. Free parking on street and buzzer access to the apartment block (info provided when I parked). Her flat is 2 up and very clean and modern.  Perfect for the purpose and its not her home she said.

The girl - exactly as she described on her page, with just the one pic on her public gallery. 5'10", size 8 and athletic figure including a good fake pair. She looks way younger than the 41 on her page! Smiley, friendly and chatty. Immediately put me at ease - further helped by the fact she looked FAF in her gym wear!!

The meet - she started with some great dfk.  Really good. And once i removed some of her undies she dropped to her knees for some really sloppy owo, good eye contact and she took it deep.  The baws got some great licking and sucking - so I reciprocated with some RO.

Maybe a wee bit too much fake moaning from her at this stage , but I managed to overlook that while I licked her fresh mound and inserted a finger or two - all with her encouragement.

After a bitta 69, i bagged up and we moved onto sex in a few positions -edge of the bed mish, standing doggy, pb and then rcg and some really energetic cg to finish.
(I initiated the moves and she enthusiastically agreed to each of them - so full marks for her focus on submissive compliance, customer delight and energy in the room!).

We finished off with a chat and a wipe up.  No rush.

I took a hot shower and used a rather fluffy towel.
and left with a glide in my stride. (After 35/40 mins.)

This is the place at 218 Fratton Rd. web link is currently down.
If you google the salon name you will get an accurate phone number and approximate hours.
I decided not to link to google here.

45 for 60 minutes plus 70 for b2b owo 69

Jenny is pretty, late 20s, reasonably slim with a slight mum tum and caesarean scar.
Lovely pair of natural d cups.

The salon send out a bonkers picture of a babe on a boat. I doubt it’s her but she is still a nice package.

According to the shop Jenny is absolutely new to massage and new to ‘extras’  but I was assuming she had been well briefed. I wasn’t sure what to expect and I wondered if this was a gimmick but it was clear once I was in the room it was true.

Jenny gave a surprisingly good massage. She said the other girls had trained her. They did a good job.
When it came to extras she was nervous but with a little gentle encouragement she was soon in her stride. I was super careful not to lead for Fear of ‘misunderstandings’ so I just said x would be nice and waited to see what happened.

She doesn’t have her ‘routine’ sorted out yet so she found herself juggling oil, wipes, towels etc, I tried to help her. It was quite cute and endearing.

I received a really nice oily body to body, owo and quite enthusiastic 69.  I think sex was available also but I was enjoying the 69.

All in all a really nice meeting. I will return.

https://www.adultwork.com/7666713

£100 for 30 min
Brazilian
For me:
Looks 10/10
Attitude 10/10
Services 10/10
Location for me 10/10
Flat not far from the town - free parking and discrete

Wow……. I had my mind blown last Wednesday…

I decided to TOFTT as Carolina has been done and well unless I really have too I am not going back too soon.

Mila is outrageously gorgeous, unreal eyes and that body is wow…. A few nice tattoo's to add to that!

She is tiny and I am far from tall but towered over her, he is so slim and a great arse and set of tits!

In to the flat and no hiding, dressed in a dressing gown (looks girl next door from Brazil)
We go in to the room and before money is out she starts to kiss me DFK… I sit on the bed to be level with her and pull her close feeling her body… in a blur and before money is still out my pocket she has my throbbing cock in her mouth and its some great owo!

I move back and she strips me and at the same time reveals this body of hers!

I won’t bore you with the details but she is very enthusiastic, very fuckable and loves DFK!

DFK
OWO
69
No extra

Great ride - she bounced reverse cowgirl, she then went on top and finished me standing and her off the edge of the bed in the bag…

Wow!

Sorry if I missed anything… she may be gone next week and away to Brazil to marry me 

I must add she talks great English, well travelled and likes a chat too - no clock watching

https://www.adultwork.com/7150819 or https://www.adultwork.com/SEXY+FITNESS+MIRELLA

I liked the look of this girl’s profile and the positive UKP reviews persuaded me to head down for my first ever punt in sunny Burnham On Sea.

COMMS
Excellent.  All by text with quick replies.

LOCATION
House near the seafront.  Clean and tidy, but suitable parking took a while to find.

COST
£80 / 30 minutes.

APPEARANCE
Profile pics are accurate. Very attractive girl with a shapely figure and an all over honey brown tan.  Smooth skin and a peachy bum but she has enhanced tits which look okay but, as usual, don’t feel that great.  Age probably around mid 20’s.  I thought I was in for a treat.

THE MEETING
Mirella greeted me at the door with a smile and warm welcome and led me upstairs to a bedroom on the top floor of the house.  It was a cold day with a keen wind and the bedroom heating was either off or inadequate, so the room was not as warm as it should have been.  No shower or drink were offered and, after I had made payment, Mirella told me to strip off.  She disrobed at the same time, so we were both stark naked straight from the get go.  I moved in for a kiss and cuddle and, although she was happy for me to run my hands over her body, the kissing was very light and delivered as pecks.  After only a minute or two, she told me to lie on the bed, where she joined me, immediately grabbing and opening a condom which she applied as soon as she possibly could after stroking my cock into life and then began OW.  This only lasted about a minute before she stopped and climbed on to me in CG.  We were now only about five minutes into the half hour and the speed with which things were progressing coupled with the coldness of the room meant I struggled to maintain a full erection.  After a couple of minutes of CG I asked for mish, but I knew after a short while that I was going to struggle to orgasm so asked for a hand finish.  Mirella put lube on her hand and my cock and let me view and play with her pussy as she jerked me over the line.  She gave me a clean up with wipes and we had a short chat as I dressed before she showed me out after fifteen minutes in total.

SUMMARY
Although she was very friendly and smiley, Mirella’s service was far too rushed and she clearly wanted to put as little effort into it as possible, giving no OWO or meaningful kissing (I had showered before the meeting and also had minty fresh breath, so hygiene wasn’t an issue).  I was considering giving this a neutral rating, thinking some of the problem may have been down to me having one of those days when my cock didn’t want to play ball, but, only three hours later I went for a thirty minute massage with HE in a warm room with warm oil rubbed in by a warm Hungarian and I was as hard as an iron rod and had a knee trembling orgasm.  If you want to bang out a quickie with a young fittie then Mirella will fit the bill nicely, but I can’t recommend her for a longer GFE meeting.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=5807677

After a no show from another SP, I found and contacted Jessica.

Decent comms although English was so-so, but enough to get the job done.
No deposit taken, which was nice for an outcalls (I have no reviews on AW so was expecting to be asked for a deposit)

Here's the kicker, the girl in the photo IS the girl you meet, but total catfish unfortunately.
I wasn't fond of her asking ultra personal questions and the service itself was functional and mechanical.

 

Paid £250 for 1 hour

Girl
Black Label: https://www.blacklabellondon.co/escort/stefanie/
Aprov too: https://aprov.co.uk/escorts/high-end-upmarket-vip-supermodel-yasmin.htm

Price
£1000 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
Nice apartment but stale smell in living room and bedroom. Bit like a big sweaty person had been snoring/sleeping in there all night. Can't think of anything else positive

Neutral
Russian not Polish (if that matters)

Negative
Breath stank. Given my recent run maybe there is a mouthwash shortage in London
Older than photos suggest - late 30s/early 40s but body 20 year old influencer would kill for
Cold - air kisses on entry then offered seat on sofa in living room which I took and then she sat on the other sofa about 6 feet away. Would have thought she could sit on same sofa as me - plenty of space! Small talk felt like an interview and went on for 15/20 minutes. Had to stand up and ask for the shower to move things on. Busy on her phone in the living room when I came out of the shower
Barely kissed (tried to avoid kissing) and lips only. Gave up trying
At start tugged on my dick. Like a lady handling my dick but this was hard and became painful - little man felt like a cow's teat being milked by a farmer
Oral with (said no OWO). Perfunctory at best. Long time since I've had oral with and felt very little (less than I remember), started flagging
Refused reverse oral
Had to wank with lube to get hard enough for penetration
Dead starfish missionary (after she lubed her pussy) with her staring to the left into space. Only her ribcage moving while she was breathing gave away I wasn't fucking a dead body. Felt pretty loose - could have been the lube
Asked for cowgirl. Refused saying I was too big (I'm average), so moved to doggie (more lube before entry) with lots of fake noises and "baby you're so big". Came from mechanics but needed more effort than usual due to lube and loose pussy
Shower nice - much warmer and pleasurable than her
Barmaid at post-punt pint more friendly and probably would have done a much better job if I slipped her £1000

None of the Diva girls I wanted available, so booked this one based on photos. Bad mistake. From the chat think she's been in the game for a while in Dubai and now in London as losing out to younger Russians in Dubai - can't see why based on my punt! Doesn't like London due to lack of service (ironic) and finds people not helpful. Gave the "air of superiority/doing a favour by seeing you" feeling

Strongly not recommended and not repeating. Might try avoiding the higher priced girls for a while - if nothing else to stop pissing away so much cash when the punt turn out shit

Service provider: Amazing__Angelina
Link: https://www.adultwork.com/3944828

Area: Off White Hart Lane /Wood Green, 15 mins walk or a 5min drive from Wood Green Station.
Communication:  Fairly quick communication by phone and text.
Location: Block of flats.
Confirmed services: Owo and sex
Agreed Cost: 120ph

Upon arriving at the location I was given the flat number and buzzed in. When she opened the door  I was greeted by a very tall big feet grey haired sharp jawed woman in a long dress. and taken to an upstairs room where I paid more attention. I came to the realisation she looked like a man in a dress, although she has what look like breasts under the dress the body shape, over 6ft 2inch height, size 11 plus feet and six sense made me decide to walk. She claimed to be 42 years old which must have been 22 years ago. She is well over 55 years old.  The pictures are not of her but she is the person operating the profile, I cut my losses and went to another punt.











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https://www.adultwork.com/6071084

Located in a village to the east of Carlisle. Easy to find, parking kind of exposed in a court yard though.

A nice girl, visited her last summer. She was at that time a little bit bigger than her pictures would show, but it was only her tummy that was big. Odd, dont think it was pregnancy.

Another girl next door type, without lots of rules of dont do this, and dont do that. I seem to remember good kisser, uncovered oral. Certainly left with a smile on my face.
Her AW profile is weirdly set up as it doesnt show via a postcode proximity search but only if you do an area search.

https://www.adultwork.com/6261175

I have seen Demi quite a few times over the years, always up for a bit of fun, seems like she genuinely enjoys it, real girl next door type. Saw her last a couple of months ago.
The place is a town just to the north of Carlisle. She sucks like a demon and gets really wet with reverse oral. Her profile is an accurate description.

Second attempt:

Demi has her number on AW when working and responds quite quickly to messages, she was able to meet on that day.
She works from a property in a town north of Carlisle, plenty of free on street parking, the house overlook fields so it is possible to be sufficiently discreet.

Demi, has a great smile and a good set of boobs, probably around a size 14, would say 5ft5. Not skinny, but not fat either, plenty to grab hold of but not off putting. Mid 30s.

OWO was included in price, lots of kissing and reverse oral. There was no clock watching by either of us. It ended when it ended, no distractions, or phones going off.

She has a great pussy that loves being played with, it gets very wet and is perfectly clean... Be aware though, along with genuine sexual excitement comes the smell of sex and if you have a partner you are going to need to have a shower.

https://www.adultwork.com/6582000

I guess you get what you pay for. Low effort punt. A bit older than the pictures on the site, I fancied maybe a bit of mature... But not over mature late 50s.
The whole thing was just a bit grim, a house in the Raffles area of Carlisle, no attempt to engage. Essentially in and out in 15 minutes. Total waste of £60.
(my first review)

Second attempt:

Marrie has her number on AW and Vivastreet and responds reasonably quickly, and when asked her availability she said right now.
She was working from a premises to the west of Carlisle. The house was in a cul-de-sac and quite exposed. If the place got a reputation for hosting girls it wouldnt be safe to visit. Though plenty of free parking nearby.

I messaged to say I was nearby and she gave me the address. Got to the door and knocked, no answer, messaged she said she was coming down. Must have been outside the door for about three to four minutes. She answered the door, with a smile. Shows me upstairs and money handed over. Very little English spoken.

Gave me mouthwash, made me use alcohol gel on my hands and wiped me down with antiseptic wipes. Fair enough, maybe she has had a bad experience.

Shes maybe 5ft5, late 50s, a bit bigger round the middle than the profile shows. £60 for 30mins, asks for £30 extra for OWO, i say no thanks.

Whilst checking her phone she indicates to me to get undressed. Should really have just walked away. I get undressed, we move to the bed, striaght away whilst the little fella hasnt even really started getting going she puts the condom on, but puts it on inside out, so takes its off and puts on again. Three to five minutes of this, I ask for her to sit on my face, all clean etc.

Marrie has nice boobs, maybe a bit loose down there, but absolutely no attempt at interaction. I do persuade a bit of kissing out of her. Phone buzzing in the background.

I begin to lose my enthusiasm and decide to cut my loses and go for the pump and dump. I was out the door within fifteen minutes of getting there.

Utter waste of time. When I asked if she was busy (this was about 2pm in the afternoon) she said I was the first person today, despite being available all morning.

Background:
Second time with Fallyn after a successful first punt (see previous review), booked with a similar intent of rimming / ballsucking / oral.

Comms:
Excellent as always with Olina, prompt response via WhatsApp. Return visit so was able to book a few days in advance so no issues with finding a time that worked. Usual deal when I arrived - phone Olina's and get final instructions to Fallyn's apartment.

Location:
Apartment about 5mins walk from Bayswater underground station. Clean, fairly modern, easy to find with some directions from the agency.

Meet:
Door answered by Fallyn in a little bra and thong combo, initial hug and kiss as I took my shoes off, and a quick catch-up after she recognised me from the previous visit. In to the bedroom, money sorted, and then stripped down and hopped in the shower.

Plenty of interaction whilst Fallyn washed me down, played with her tits/ass, few little kisses, some CC swipes, and then the first of several blowjobs, with Fallyn down on her knees looking up at me. Got dried off, and back to the bedroom.  Same as before, we started with c. 15mins of rimming / ball-sucking and oral.  Learnt my lesson from last time, and asked to go slow and sloppy with the blowjob, with Fallyn obliged, meaning I didn't pop immediately. Got really into the rimming as well, getting me to rollover into a doggy position and really burying her face in my ass.

About 20mins in, Fallyn suggested we fuck, and this time decided to go with it rather than ask for more oral, didn't need to even bring up her profile mentioning anal before she'd asked whether I wanted to fuck her in the pussy or in the ass, so of course I picked ass - condom and lube on, Fallyn bent over the edge of the bed facing a standing mirror, and then guided me in. Fallyn happily takes a good anal fuck, with plenty of vocals, and a couple of moments of 'standing up' so I could grab her tits whilst keeping my cock in her arse. In the end, inevitable happened and I popped in the bag after a few more minutes.

Cleaned up, and then offered a (good) Thai massage - lots of firm pressure which does work the knots out, and a head massage to finish.

Fallyn was up for and offered round 2, but I was pretty spunked out by that point, so we jumped back in the shower for clean down, and then dressed and out about on the hour.

Price:  £150 for 1 hour incall, no extras.

Verdict:   Positive

Link: https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/fallyn/

tl;dr: High neutral based on excellent, enthusiastic service but a total Bait and Switch for a much older woman.  Chinese not Japanese.  Ever-rotating ads on Viva that are all B&S.
Contact details:

• Current Viva: https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/aberdeen-ab11/--japanese--escort-massage----new-one/325482875
• Phone: +447831375581 or 07831375581

Took place in January, £120 for the hour - £100 for service, £20 extra to cover French Kissing and CIM.  Communications by text are done quite smoothly and quickly - she sent her postcode and pricelist with extra immediately when I contacted her.

Location is an okay but basic top-floor flat off Union Street near the Gardens.  Door opposite a hotel and reasonable foot traffic during the day.  I think she lives there full time, I had an attempt at seeing someone with a different phone number there about a year earlier, same texts and pricelist and way of speaking, and she told me she lives here. I think that was probably her.

The bad: she is a Bait and Switch and speaks basically no English.  She is Chinese and much older than the girl in the photos she uses which change all the time.  She’s at least late 30s, probably 40s.  She’s okay looking but not a painting.  We talked via text then she used Google Translate when we didn’t understand each other, which was often.

The good: her service is excellent.  She’s very enthusiastic and focussed on pleasing you, quite submissive and let me spank her.  She made me cum three times, twice in her mouth, once in her pussy (covered), gave me a good hard massage, and  she didn’t rush me out.  I was in there for about 15 minutes more.

She met me at the door in a thin dressing gown, led me to the bedroom, we did the cash handover, then she stashed it and disrobed.  Body is fine.  Decent tits, bit of a belly, small but firm arse.  No anal on offer sadly.  Some light French kissing, then on to the main event - onto her knees to such my cock.  She does a good job of it and I get close quickly, I hold her head as she sucks and I finish in her mouth hard.  It’s been a few days since I emptied the tank so it’s a big load - she keeps sucking while I’m cumming, and doesn’t move until I tell her it’s okay.  I ask her if she’ll swallow, but she shakes her head and goes off and spits it out, brushes her teeth quickly, then comes back.

When she’s back, she kisses me (fresh breath after brushing is a nice touch here), and starts to play with my cock again teasing.  I don’t feel rushed, just that she’s enjoying touching me like that and she lets me explore her body.  Tits feel good in my hand and her arse is neat but firm.  Getting quite excited again already so I bend her over and spank her which gets me past half-mast and fully to attention again.  She giggles and gasps as I spank her, looks back and me and says “you like?”  Once I’m hard, it’s on with the condom and some good hard pounding in doggy.  I spank her as I do it and she giggles and moans.  She doesn’t appear to cum as I’m fucking her, but she’s tight and responsive and makes all the right noises so I fill the bag after not too long.  She lies there until I’ve finished and lets me pull out of her, then cleans me up.  She’s very attentive and quite submissive in her manners, very focussed on pleasing me I feel.

After she’s cleaned up, she tells me using Google Translate “you needed that, you have had no sex for a long time”.  I smile and agree.  We chat a bit about her via Google but it’s stilted.  She tells me her name is Mila.

Once she’s disposed of that, she lies me down and proceeds to give me a good firm massage with baby oil.  She presses harder and even with almost no English understands what I want.  She gets quite a few knots out of my back before turning me over and starting work on my front.  I’m back stirring at this point so she teases my legs and balls as she’s massaging my front and then once I’m hard again, her mouth is on my cock.  Another good blowjob follows, with los of breaks to massage my body and keep me on the edge, then finally when I can’t take it any more, I hold her head and fuck her mouth.  She gags but takes it well and she’s enthusiastic - lots of eye contact with me.  Because I’m not as sensitive after two pops already the third is ‘’more work’’ so it takes me a little while to get there - but she keeps sucking as I hold her head and fuck her mouth.  She crosses her hands on her thighs as I do it and doesn’t try to push against me or stop me thrusting.  She closes her mouth and sucks like a vacuum as I finally blow the third load - with the teasing and buildup it’s another big one and she doesn’t try to rush me out of her mouth.

After she leaves and spits out the third loads, she brushes again then comes back and massages me a little more.  She Google Translates, “You have so much in you, I hope I got it all out”.  She laughs.  I’m totally spent but quite happy by this point.  She massages me gently a bit more, then cleans me off and helps me dress.  Lots of kissing and gentle touching as she does this for me.  I leave and realise I’m out about 15 minutes over the hour, smiling and quite happy.

Overall her service is a really solid positive, but she’s let down by her blatant B&S adverts.  If she looked more like the photos she uses, she’d be a positive.  I’d go back sometime when I really feel the need to cum lots and leave satisfied - she’s a good plan B if I have a solid horn and just really need to have my balls thoroughly emptied.

January 2024
Crewe
£80 for 30 minutes

This could have been a positive but a def negative instead.

Meeting agreed via text and location given. A typical semi detached so a little bit overlooked but nothing too concerning.
Into the house and she looks a nice young girl but not the girl in the photos but similar. The last one in her gallery is her.

meeting started off ok, good oral one, I went down on her, then we go for sex and she says she hasn't got any condoms, did I have any. Obviously I didnt so she went around the house but couldn't find any. I was understandably unamused by this but nothing could be done about it so she finished me off with oral without, but said i couldnt cum in her mouth. I left it as long as I could before telling her but shaded pull out in time but it did go on her face a bit. She wasn't very happy with that.

Had she had condoms, she would have probably got a positive

https://www.adultwork.com/6373109

Stoke on trent
February 2024
£80 for 30 minutes

Busting for a meeting and not getting much luck elsewhere I went with this girl Comms were good and a safe location on a housing estate in stoke on trent, into the door and the house was a bit of a tip but not unusual for a wg.

Looks wise she is OK, was probably a real good looking girl a year or two ago but I got the feeling that she is on the slide. She seemed to have a pot belly like she was 4 or 5 months pregnant. She was wearing a sexy little neglige outfit. Handed over the money and she went to stash. She came back and did some really poor owo, just the tip going in. I knew that wasnt going to satisfy so as soon as the lad was up for work, on with the cover and we had some missionary, then I asked for her on top and she moans, 'fookin hell, you having a fookin laugh'. I finished as soon as I could to get out.

Avoid

https://www.adultwork.com/7221611

Caveat on this is that like moody Roma girls

March 2024
15m quickie
Cost £40 plus 20 for owo and 20 for cim (80 total)
Stoke on trent

I'd seen this girl a couple of times over the last few years in stoke and Derby but failed to review sorry, I was let down by another and saw this girl was in the area I was driving by so I booked. All easy via text and a time arranged. On road parking nearby in a part of stoke on trent, her house is on a busy main road and not overlooked.

Into the house and she is as I remembered, about 5'7" very very slim and attractive. She was wearing a house coat with a stocking belt and bra underneath. Into the roman she strips off, leaving the suspender belt on. She gets straight down to a good oral with out, no real hand action, all mouth. She positioned herself son could get a good feel of her slim frame and tits, playing with herpussy but as with most Roma, no fingers inside.

I want sex so on with the cover and we had a bit of mish and doggy. Things were getting to a head so we go back to owo and after a few minutes I fire into her mouth. She kept her mouth around my end and took the lot and either swallowed or spat out, I didnt seee which. Either way, no hand action getting int her way and no diving off/spitting when I'm done.

A basic P&D, but I knew what I was getting. She used to have the tightest pussy I'd been in but that wasn't the case on this occasion.

On leaving her mate was there who she normally works with

https://www.adultwork.com/6851029 (Link corrected by mod)

Her mate is https://www.adultwork.com/4902199 and also good looking basic P&D punt

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leeds-ls9/polish-curvy-beauty-breast-38-g/317342951

Comms- easy via text

Loation- terraced house, not the best area in the world.

Services- none walked

Meeting- north east leeds is abit of a desert. Jumped in viva to see what was about and thought I would try Victoria. Arrived on time, had a fight with the gate to get it open. Door opened and it was a shithole and I could hear a big dog Barking, the smell was intense so did a U turn. Victoria looked a fair but heavier than her pics.

Overall- nope not for me