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walter.white.uk

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Nice enough looking girl let me in and I followed her upstairs to her room where I paid. She nipped off to stash the cash and I detected the prescence of a female housemate which didn't bother me but wasn't mentioned. I sat on the bed and she came back and sat down next to me, and then well, sat there. I asked if she had any particular likes or dislikes to which she replied 'no, pretty much anything'.

Ok... so I suggested we start with some kissing which was light and some nice enough tongue tickling but a bit half hearted. I thought maybe some RO would warm things up so I headed down south and well she just lay there almost motionless and in virtual silence while I did my worst.

Never mind, it's my turn now but oh... there's a problem, She's not doing any oral at the moment because she's just had a throat infection. WTF! Seriously, now you tell me? Make a mental note to gargle some JD later and nothing left now but to fuck her. I'm given a condom to put on myself, because of course, she doesn't like the feel of them.

I suggest she starts on top but she doesn't do that either, so we start in traditional missionary. We get going and after a few minutes there's a knock at the front door. Great, hopefully it's her boyfriend or dad - that will liven things up a bit and I carry on fucking her.

I hear the anonymous housemate answering the door, followed by some conversation with a male but then it stops and he leaves. After several more minutes I finally get bored and decide it's time to conclude proceedings in doggy. She's ok with this and I finally seem to get a glimmer of response but it's all a bit too little, too late and as soon as I'm done she's off the bed and getting dressed.

A nice enough girl but enthusiasm and services were so far from what was advertised and suggested by the pre-punt comms. Throw in the throat infection as well and it's no surprise that it's a negative from me.

GolfNut

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Oh Dear.

Doesn't sound like a patch on the girl I saw about a year ago.

Clearly time has taken its toll on this one. She was great when I saw her, enthusiastic and very sexy indeed.

Such a shame to hear her service has deteriorated somewhat drastically.

Will be interesting to see any subsequent reviews to see if this was a one off or if she has really gone downhill.

Sorry you had a bad punt. Your neg was definitely justified.

GN  :hi:

Offline mrfishyfoo

For me something don't smell right here.

OP has made no effort to get involved on the site for nearly a year since joining and then 2 reviews within 30mins of each other. One being this negative and the other being what IMHO is a load of fanboy bollocks on the YandH board.

Could be wrong but my spidy sense is a tingling.

GolfNut

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For me something don't smell right here.

OP has made no effort to get involved on the site for nearly a year since joining and then 2 reviews within 30mins of each other. One being this negative and the other being what IMHO is a load of fanboy bollocks on the YandH board.

Could be wrong but my spidy sense is a tingling.

Actually you might be on to something Fishy. Looking at Ria's profile and she still appears to be touring, so I guess she's still working out of hotels which conflicts with this report.

OP any comments??

vw

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Actually you might be on to something Fishy. Looking at Ria's profile and she still appears to be touring, so I guess she's still working out of hotels which conflicts with this report.

OP any comments??

Look at this review and compare it to his review in the land of pudding !

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=121186.msg1381469#msg1381469

Offline mrfishyfoo

Look at this review and compare it to his review in the land of pudding !

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=121186.msg1381469#msg1381469

Yeah we're onto it and a couple of the lads have reported it to the boss.

I say BULLSHIT !!!!

GolfNut

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Look at this review and compare it to his review in the land of pudding !

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=121186.msg1381469#msg1381469

Well didn't want to be accused of WKing but it does indeed look more like bollocks the more I read. Just noticed the bit about not liking the feel of condoms. That is absolute crap.

I'd say the OP is less like Walter White and more like Walter Mitty  :wacko:

GolfNut

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Certainly makes a change for non E Mid boys to be sticking up for a girl from the forest.  :D

Do you boys need some polish?  :lol: :lol:

(She's not an E Mids girl actually)

vw

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Certainly makes a change for non E Mid boys to be sticking up for a girl from the forest.  :D

Do you boys need some polish?  :lol: :lol:

(She's not an E Mids girl actually)
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Offline mrfishyfoo

Certainly makes a change for non E Mid boys to be sticking up for a girl from the forest.  :D

Do you boys need some polish?  :lol: :lol:

(She's not an E Mids girl actually)

Who's sticking up for anyone ?? This twat pissed on the YandH board and thought we were all a bunch of dumb cunts that can't see what's what. Twats also pissed on the EM board as well as the WM board.

So the only thing happening here Golfie is a troll hunt !!!  :yahoo: :yahoo:

As for the pro$$ie she can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned as no OWO equals no punt in my book.  :dash: :dash:


GolfNut

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Nice work Fishy and vw.  :drinks:
 
Another troll bites the dust 

Offline EatsShootsAndLeaves

Well spotted gents. I've just seen this and the cheeky bogger's just done a straight cut and paste from my review of LovelyLola19!  :bomb:

OP never contributed anything so no loss to anyone.

Offline mrfishyfoo

Nice work Fishy and vw.  :drinks:
 
Another troll bites the dust

Hmm looks like my armour had a use.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline Jack Sinn

Well spotted gents. I've just seen this and the cheeky bogger's just done a straight cut and paste from my review of LovelyLola19!  :bomb:

I knew it sounded familiar when I was reading it!