MOTC - Impressive figures ...

[demonic]

I think the below was prompted having read MOTC's most recent contribution and being blown away by the literary prowess he possesses.

On a very unrelated forum I used to have the nickname of "Statto". I am ashamed to say the part of me that gave me that name has kicked in:

Here are some cold hard numbers (accurate at the time they were taken) on our fellow contributor - MOTC

The following stats are based on the 27 reviews submitted over the last 2 years or so:

44,475        Number of review reads - So on average, each review read 1,647 times
26,005        Number of words used - average 963 per review
5,555          Number of people who have read MOTC's reviews of Mandy (Definitely grounds for discount  )
70              Number of times the word "Poppers" is used
18              Number of Indies reviewed
9                Number of Parlours reviewed
3                Number of Negative reviews
0                Number of Neutral reviews

Random fact - MOTC's first review was a Negative

Entertainment value he has brought to other members - Priceless

 

[GolfNut]

Thanks for the riveting stats demonic.

You obviously have far too much time on your hands. 

He certainly does make reviewing an art form.

[demonic]

Thanks for the riveting stats demonic.

You obviously have far too much time on your hands

Yes ... sorry, I wasn't sure whether to press the Post button ...

They are pretty impressive numbers though .....

[CoolTiger]

Statto, you are one sad, sad person     

MOTC... he's a special one for writing reviews. Members from far come and read his reviews. I am privileged to have known for a long while, from pre-UKP days.