Rip of agency and unattractive girl (im being polite)

[sexpest]

Don't no why i went through with this punt when i saw the girl, I should of slammed the door in her face. I hate agencies that switch girls its sooooooo annoying, it been done to me quite a few times but the convenience of agency is so tempting especially late at night.

The agency is External Link/Members Only. I booked Alexia thinking i would get a stunner. Boy was i wrong.  She had spots on her back many many spots, body especially ass was saggy as shit and boobs were tiny, i was looking forward to feeling them large tits. Plus side is she gave good owo (at a cost of 40 extra after explaining how little she gets after the driver and agency take their cut blah blah). And the girl spent over 10 mins afterwards showing in my shower for the next punt, the cheek of her. Guys she was so unattractive i came as quick as i could in 5 mins  .

I going too fluffy these days, agencies really do take the piss no regard at all for us or their girls as i could of been a prick  .

[CatBBW]

Shouldn't this be in the Reviews>London section?

[sexpest]

i dont know just venting 

[cockneybstrd]

Well at least you didnt do an incall and get forced to have a shower and ruin your look.


On a serious note did you expect the prossie that turned up to look anything like the bird on the website ??

[Matium]

Why did you think with your dick?

 

[sexpest]

Well at least you didnt do an incall and get forced to have a shower and ruin your look.


On a serious note did you expect the prossie that turned up to look anything like the bird on the website ??

i actually though she might, even though i've  been ripped of by a few (24 carats escorts and vlondon spring to mind) for some reason i thought i would chance it. the rage of my small balls.

[cockneybstrd]

i actually though she might, even though i've  been ripped of by a few (24 carats escorts and vlondon spring to mind) for some reason i thought i would chance it. the rage of my small balls.

She might have if you doubled what you were willing to pay. I cant find the link at the moment but Jason on here did a good review of London Agencies.

I am just about to order in something myself for the evening. I know which agencies I trust not to bait and switch and dont over heavily photo shop the pictures.

As the two agencies you mention have some of the worst photo shopping going. You mentioned on the shower thread how you had been done by another bait and switch.

[sexpest]

Keeps happening to me with agencies. I remember using 24 carats a while ago and got AURI External Link/Members Only. She was not switch but a testimony to photoshop. She was Brazilian not black and 29 (so she claimed) look old as fuck. Had a disgusting body, she had stretch marks arguing on her belly, i can not believe how many "good" reviews she got on that website. What A sight 

She did get a sense i was not happy as i kept pointing out how different she looked, i could not for the life of me hide my disappointment. And why should i !!!!

[jackdaw]

Always harder to get out of bait and switch chancers on a outcall… the tried and trusted "I've left my wallet in the car" doesn't cut it. Probably best option is to just ask in a puzzled voice "Hello, what do you want?"… then just deny ever phoning agency.

Smith's second law of punting ("99.9% of agencies are crap") should be borne in mind for the future. If you want to continue using them worth maybe starting a thread on which London agencies are okay… assuming a search on topic doesn't show its already been done recently.

[Petra]

when did you see Alexia ?

[cockneybstrd]

Always harder to get out of bait and switch chancers on a outcall… the tried and trusted "I've left my wallet in the car" doesn't cut it. Probably best option is to just ask in a puzzled voice "Hello, what do you want?"… then just deny ever phoning agency.

Smith's second law of punting ("99.9% of agencies are crap") should be borne in mind for the future. If you want to continue using them worth maybe starting a thread on which London agencies are okay… assuming a search on topic doesn't show its already been done recently.

It is harder to get out of an outcall. However an offer of tenner for petrol/travelcard normally gets them away without a scene

[hockogrockle]

If the girl was as unattractive as the OP says, he did pretty well to "come as quickly as I could in 5 mins". Based on that description, I doubt if, in my case,  the honourable member would even have stood up. Or perhaps the description is a tad exaggerated.

[Jimmyredcab]

I gave up on agencies a few years ago, after three dodgepots in a row I decided to call it a day.

On one occasion the pimp told me he had a Dutch girl available, when she turned up she had a cockney/essex accent.

These pimps are lowlife scum, they will tell you what you want to hear.     

[Jimmyredcab]

It is harder to get out of an outcall. However an offer of tenner for petrol/travelcard normally gets them away without a scene

That might depend on how far Winston has had to drive to get her there.   

[cockneybstrd]

That might depend on how far Winston has had to drive to get her there.   

'Winston' is normally a reasonable guy in these situations, i would be more wary of his steroid fueled eastern euro counterpart

[Dani]

I don't get the problem here.  If you book girl A and then girl B who looks nothing like girl A shows up then just say sorry but I did not book you I booked a different girl  and I shall be ringing the agency now to complain and close the door.  On an outcall it is much easier to do this and the girl should be embarrassed enough to just walk off especially if she knows she is using or the agency is using fake photos on the agency website.

she is not going to want to cause a scene as it would be too easy for her to be arrested if she is on your doorstep.  ring the agency and say they sent the wrong girl so you sent her away so the agency doesn't try to make her pay their fee when she has not actually earned anything.

You should not even give her any fee at all not even a tenner for petrol as it is down to her to ensure the agency use the right photos and if they don't then she should leave that agency.  By staying she is happy to have fake photos used.  Why should you have to pay anything for something you did not get.  If you ordered from a takeaway Chinese food and they sent you a pizza you wouldn't give them anything for time and fuel costs so why would you to someone who is happy to pretend to be someone they are not

[Jimmyredcab]

I don't get the problem here.  If you book girl A and then girl B who looks nothing like girl A shows up then just say sorry but I did not book you I booked a different girl  and I shall be ringing the agency now to complain and close the door.

In theory you are right ---------------- but she might not go quietly and I live in a peaceful cul-de-sac with lots of twitching curtains.

[cockneybstrd]

I don't get the problem here.  If you book girl A and then girl B who looks nothing like girl A shows up then just say sorry but I did not book you I booked a different girl  and I shall be ringing the agency now to complain and close the door.  On an outcall it is much easier to do this and the girl should be embarrassed enough to just walk off especially if she knows she is using or the agency is using fake photos on the agency website.

she is not going to want to cause a scene as it would be too easy for her to be arrested if she is on your doorstep.  ring the agency and say they sent the wrong girl so you sent her away so the agency doesn't try to make her pay their fee when she has not actually earned anything.

You should not even give her any fee at all not even a tenner for petrol as it is down to her to ensure the agency use the right photos and if they don't then she should leave that agency.  By staying she is happy to have fake photos used.  Why should you have to pay anything for something you did not get.  If you ordered from a takeaway Chinese food and they sent you a pizza you wouldn't give them anything for time and fuel costs so why would you to someone who is happy to pretend to be someone they are not

Fair points Dani.

However at 1am on Saturday Morning its sometimes easier to deal with people this way rather than creating a scene and waking the rest of my very quiet road. due to screaming coked up chav.

While you understand the need to be discreet. Many other working girls dont.

I cant speak for the rest of the UK but when it comes to London. There are probably a handful of agencies I would use for an Outcall. As I know with these I will be seeing the same person in the photos. And while the photos will have course been doctored to a certain extent. They wont be as blatant as those from the agencies the OP has mentioned.