External Link/Members Only£70 30mins
I'll keep this as brief as the booking.
Booked 30 mins, quizzed to make sure I was ethnically agreeable to her - white privilege comes to bear yet again.
Venue was a regular place in Derby near the overrated burger joint. Standard procedure, buzzed in the front door and up to the room.
I think someone had ruined the bathroom shortly before I arrived, as it absolutely hummed in the entrance hall. Luckily closing the bedroom door more-or-less blocked it out.
Stella herself isn't a terribly attractive girl. Probably around mid-late 30s with a good large boob job and not much else to write home about. Fairly tall, clear stretching / sagging around the belly from childbirth i'd assume. Hairy muff.
Stella doesn't seem to kiss, and I didn't really want to Kiss her so no harm no foul. Onto the bed, she strips off and puts music on. Then gives me an incredibly agricultural handjob to get the lad up and continues with this while periodically peering at me with a strange pouting kind of look to her. Very odd to be honest. Then she grabs the condom and slaps it on, and I figure well I haven't paid the extra for OWO so here's the OW... must be better than the cheese-grater handy. Next she's suddenly coated (and i mean absolutely lathered) it in green lube and is asking what position I want. So that's no blowjob then, and with the amount of lube on there I can't see a way back from this.
So, i tell her to hop on top and she does a decent-enough job of this. Takes up the crouching cowgirl type position that Thai's like to do sometimes. Unfortunately she's clearly been skipping leg-day as after about 45 seconds she's absolutely fucked and wants me to go on top. So I do, and she lies there making these quiet, drawn-out grunts. Then she starts grabbing my arse with one hand and my left nipple with the other and to be honest i thought she was going to try to rip the thing off... I get her off it but I genuinely believed it was going to be bleeding when i looked down.
Decided to sprint to the finish and figured her face being hidden might help things along, so into doggy and managed to get over the line.
She's in no particular rush after this, but once i'm cleaned up she's up and standing getting my coat (i'm still bollock-naked at this point). I get dressed and off out. The bedroom door's ajar by this point and I'm getting a second wave of the bathroom fog and it felt like the best option was to hurry on out of her life.
Terrible to be honest, and the last time I settle for less. I didn't expect Stella to be amazing, but I genuinely expected better than this.
2/10, couldn't pay me to fuck her again.
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