Weirdest place been asked to wait before a punt

[sparkus]

Oddest: was told to go and sit in a room by a maid until my hoped for WG became 'free', this turned out to be an actual BDSM dungeon room.  Stood in there in the dark for half an hour

Stupidest: massage shop took my money at reception then told me no one actually available but I could sit in the yard to the rear of the shop (again, for half an hour), not only did this resemble some kind of holding pen but it was overlooked by several council flat balconies where couples were enjoying the warm summer night (and knew where I was and why I was there...)

[stampjones]

The place wasnt weird but a made in one of the phone card flats asked me to wait in the spare room as the model was “busy”. I walked into the room she said to be greeted with a hairy arse pumping away at a girl below. Fortunately I dont think the guy heard me so i didnt ruin his fun, but the girl gave me a smile. Didnt look like she was too invested in what was happening

[Adoniron]

I had to wait in the bathroom in a flat in London while the previous punter left. Good job he didn't want to use it.

[myothernameis]

A small Chinese massage shop, was asked to sit in the corner, so the other guy that was leaving couldn't see me, or me see him leaving

[Romney]

In a kitchen.

I was rushed there and told to be quiet as other punters were either arriving or leaving.  This happened twice in the same booking, once before, and once at the end of a four handed massage.

[Sudawrirfwa]

Many years ago when I first started out punting, I regularly visited a brothel in Wembley Central. It was a semi-detached house on a fairly quiet residential road.

Usually they were never that busy so no need to wait around but this one evening no idea what it was but go in and was told all 4 WGs were busy and to wait in the living room.

First time going into the living room, walk in and see 2 Sergeis standing - 1 by the door and 1 next to the Madame, the Madame sitting on a recliner with a landline phone in one hand while watching the TV with all of the CCTV cameras, and 10 punters of various ages and colours eagerly waiting for the next available girl

After seeing the long queue, I walked lol

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Went to a local massage parlour not so long ago they have a small waiting room at the front of the shop.

Was surprised when the owner came in with a large blanket sort of screen and screened me off so i couldnt see the outgoing customer and they couldnt see me!

Model of discretion methiniks!!

[Adoniron]

Not exactly on topic, but in a similar vein, a few years ago I went to Roses Retreat in Manchester. They had a girl available but all the rooms were occupied. The owner said if I didn't want to wait I could have the girl in the bathroom. She said the girl could sit on the toilet and suck me and I could bend her over the bath. This didn't really sell it to me so I chose to wait in the lounge till a room came free.

[B4bcock]

Not exactly on topic, but in a similar vein, a few years ago I went to Roses Retreat in Manchester. They had a girl available but all the rooms were occupied. The owner said if I didn't want to wait I could have the girl in the bathroom. She said the girl could sit on the toilet and suck me and I could bend her over the bath. This didn't really sell it to me so I chose to wait in the lounge till a room came free.

You made the right choice.  I had exactly the same situation a few months ago at a Bristol parlour.  I hadn't seen the girl before, she looked okay and I didn't have time to wait so I took the offer of using the bathroom for a small discount.  We tried a few positions and oral but the room was small and it felt awkward.  I ended up wanking over her tits after about 15 minutes and then leaving, cursing penis brain for making a bad decision.  Never again.

[Stevelondon]

Yonks back there was the small cottage style abode in Surbiton.
Downstairs was open plan with the stairs to the two bedrooms in the middle.
I recall on the day I visited, both girls were busy upstairs.
I had a cup of tea with the woman who ran the place and then when it was time for a punter to leave. I had to crouch behind the kitchen island (of sorts) so I (or him) wouldn’t be seen.

Had some nice punts there. Remember a young blonde called summer who was my favourite.

[Barclay Spank]

I remember there used to somewhere in Old Compton Street in Soho. It was where Sandra/Sandy and a few of her colleagues went to after their place in Blore Court closed down. Where Paris used to work. I'd been there a couple of times. I was asked to wait and shown into a big room. I had no idea this room existed. It had windows that looked out over Charing Cross Road. There was a woman in there talking on the phone with an Eastern European accent. Sometimes I wonder if it really happened. I couldn't help thinking that they had this room they don't use but someone would pay a fortune to have it as an office or residential.

At 70A Berwick Street sometimes a man would be asked to wait behind a curtain until the previous punter left. I can't remember if it ever happened to me but apparently it was right next to the door of the room so you could hear everything going on. The artist Sebastian Horsley wrote that he would wait for Italian beauty Claudia and hated hearing her having sex with the previous punter.

[Fisherman]

Kitchen of a Chinese massage shop , food smelled great, was starving

Told to wait in a parlour room then maid forgot to tell the sp, was in there 20 mins before I poked my head out to ask what was going on, interesting listening to the incoming calls though

Told to wait in a busy hotel lobby , felt like everyone knew why I was there

In a broom cupboard of a parlour while a recognisable punter left, apparently

[itk]

Wait at the bus stop outside her flat. Bloke previous to me then came out the flat, before I got the text to say she was free. Ideal for her I suppose, opportunity for her to see who she was seeing

[myothernameis]

Wait at the bus stop outside her flat. Bloke previous to me then came out the flat, before I got the text to say she was free. Ideal for her I suppose, opportunity for her to see who she was seeing

If she is using the same spot, as the guy comes out of her flat, looks across at the bus stop, and thinks, I know where he is going 

[the_exile]

I've had to wait in the kitchen at a Chinese place before, had a nice chat with the lady who was preparing the evening meal!

I went to that walk-up in Berwick Street that someone mentioned and I think there was one of those curtains on a rail, like you'd have in a cubicle at a hospital. I can't remember if I had to wait there or not. If you are waiting with the maid in one of those places, you're always in some tiny room next to the one where the action takes place, pretty well impossible not to hear what's going on.

Someone mentioned having the girl in a bathroom, I ended up in a room that was more like a cupboard, the bed was so small I couldn't lay on top of the girl without my legs catching on the wall. I think it was because it was a changeover day and the girl who had just arrived was asleep in the other bedroom. The room I was in felt even smaller because there was a computer desk and bits of office stuff crammed in. I couldn't get comfortable on the bed, got the girl to stand up and fucked her bent over a filing cabinet. Was actually quite fun but I was glad the other room was back in use next time I visited!

[Malvolio]

On my way out of HoD after this recent punt https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361600.0 I overheard the next punter being asked to wait in the airing cupboard where the hot water tank is.

[Stevelondon]

This is a tad left field, but I thought I’d share it anyway.

So many moons ago I would hate to guess. Place in Northampton somewhere…… seemed to recall it was a detached house.
I was having some fetish fun of sorts. The idea was for me to be teased and denied by one SP. Then she put me on this St Andrews Cross where I would wait until a second girl came in and dealt with me. Oral sex etc.

Somehow the second SP didn’t get the message I was tied to the cross in this particular room and I ended up being left there 
Must have been for 40 minutes or so before someone appeared all apologetic.
It ended ok 

[MysteryManNo.7]

On my way out of HoD after this recent punt https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361600.0 I overheard the next punter being asked to wait in the airing cupboard where the hot water tank is.

I was stashed in the laundry/supply room a few bookings ago for about 10 mins in the downstairs flat. Got to see several punters come and go on the CCTV that's in there.

[itk]

If she is using the same spot, as the guy comes out of her flat, looks across at the bus stop, and thinks, I know where he is going 

It was a thing of hers to do, I often pass the stop and wonder if there’s any men there, whether they are genuinely waiting for a bus or a punt. 

[SayLess]

Not weirdest, but most uncomfortable. Arrived at the central MK location for Milton Keynes Escorts. Was a bit of punter traffic apparently so was asked to wait in bathroom (just the toilet room) for 10 minutes, but it was tiny. It was middle of summer, I was swealtering. I tried to remove a layer and the room was so small I kept banging my arms on the walls. Not impressed 

[bigboy96]

The weirdest place I've waited was outside a coffee bar with the girl in  Benidorm, Spain.  What happened was that I had a good time with a Thai girl, and decided on a repeat visit a week later. Phoned up for a 10am meet, turned up, rang the bell and waited..and waited! A few minutes later the girl turned up. I told her there was no answer, she made a phone call, and found out that the girl who was supposed to open up had overslept, and wouldn't arrive for another 20 minutes. She suggested we go for a coffee while we wait. Sitting there chatting, I glanced at my watch, and she said ''Don't worry, you will soon be fucking me'' lol.  Soon after she saw the other girl arrive, and then we went to the flat for a for a good time, and I  had 10 euros knocked off for my inconvenience

[king tarzan]

Park at certain point and identify vehicle..

Sure as hell nope..

I left immediately

[Darren101]

I've done the hide behind makeshift cutains (probably bed sheets) at a Chinese B&S flat once.


Same as others already mentioned here, HoD basement flat in the laundry / stock room. Been in there twice. Also for abour 10 mins each time. Some entertainment watching the CCTV screen seeing people leaving.

[Dennis T Menace]

In the bathroom at Ego Massage for a few minutes. It was busy and everyone must have been changing over on the hour.

[Bopcrown]

Not that strange, but a tiny room at a chnese massage place.

What was strange was I could see through the open door to the next room where another customer was waiting and had fallen asleep on the table.
Only wearing white trainers and white socks with a flannel for dignity.

[Mr Sinister]

Kitchen as the session with other punter was still going on, she obviously double booked. Anyways I'm in the kitchen with this young WG for a good 20 minutes, quite pretty girl nextdoor vibes, we're both on our phones with bits of chit chat, flirting here and there, I was very tempted to punt her instead with just doing it in the kitchen.

It was only the fact she didn't really have the body type I was there for so didn't go through with it and waited for my WG to finish. At least she took a shower before seeing me.