Sometimes I have blue balls and have to punt, other times I can’t be arsed to get ready go out and risk a shit punt and
occasionally just occasionally
I have a look to see what’s out there, I might fancy a punt but knowing I can should I so desire get balls deep in something is enough to satisfy my urge.
A mate once said to me (we both knew we punted) said when I was stressing over getting my Xmas punts in, there will always be a conveyer belt of whores, don’t fret they will be there tommorow!
Wise punting words so occasionally I feel like a punt and having checked who’s available will settle for a wank knowing I could if I really wanted to access the market.
Sorry if random and I’ll explianed or if covered before I just thought ide inquire if others feel the same at tines