Horsewoman - Basildon

[johnbuoy]

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Day 3
Wednesday 10th June 2015
One hour incall  £70
Basildon Essex

I sat outside a block of flats in Basildon steeling myself to go in.
Not the top end of Basildon (if there is one) but felt safe.
Plenty of parking

Communication had been excellent. The only time in my punting career i had been given the full address including flat number two weeks in advance.

Sent a courtesy text "parked" and knocked on the door.

Door opened and i stepped into Jo's flat. Lots of horse memorabilia. A large collection of Spiders in cages lining one wall.
madeinwales56 had said jo's face was weather beaten but he had forgot to mention the weather had won.
She was dressed in a basque and stockings.

Giving Jo me "envelope" went into the bedroom took off my kit and lay on the bed.
"Would you like me to Rim you whilst you watch some porn?" said Jo switching on a large wall TV Now that sounded "just the ticket" so i said yes please.
I lay face down on the bed with my arse in the air watching a bunch of 1980's American Nurses (I prefer British porn) getting fucked.
Jo got behind me and started giving me a fantastic Rimming for about 10 minuets including pushing  her tongue so far up my arse i thought it was going to pop out of my ear!!!  JO even Paused every now and again to make the odd bit of polite conversation.

Next the Blowjob.
Jo can suck cock for England. I lay back and enjoyed a long slow deep wet and oh so sloppy BJ.

The Main Event.
At my request Jo went and got a wine glass from the kitchen and I set my mobile to video. She knelt down in front of me on the floor and i started filming her sucking again until i shot a big load of spunk into her mouth. Jo dribbled the Cum into the glass. I Tried to relax and pissed in the glass filling it to the brim. With me still filming Jo stirred the mixture of piss and Cum with a tea spoon and slowly drank the lot, tipping the glass several times to make sure she swallowed the lot.

I thanked Jo got dressed and left.

I give Jo 10/10 for effort.

 

[regular punter]

I really dont know what to say lol

I have a few pretty bizarre scenarios id like to do and i think i might have found a willing candidate.

[carefree]

I really dont know what to say lol

Don't worry, neither do i

[The Beano]

Neigh lad, not for me!
TB

[socks]

As a firm believer in the quality of the service trumping the looks of the provider, I am now desperate to get down that way and exorcise some of my perversion demons with this woman!

[claretandblue]

Brilliant review sounds crazy...

P's there is no top end part of basildon!

[madeinwales56]

I had to read that review at least three times to make sure I had read it right. £70 for an hour with a girl who will lick your arse up to your lungs and drink your spunky piss cocktail from a wine glass while being filmed. I think Jo, Horsewoman has just set the benchmark for prossies everywhere. Top girl.

[socks]

I had to read that review at least three times to make sure I had read it right. £70 for an hour with a girl who will lick your arse up to your lungs and drink your spunky piss cocktail from a wine glass while being filmed. I think Jo, Horsewoman has just set the benchmark for prossies everywhere. Top girl.

Indeed, from the sounds of it she might not be the best looker but that which she is in control of, she appears to do her best with. I'm going to be recalibrating the bucket list for a trip southwards!

[Jimmyredcab]

Looking at the gallery all I can see is a rough old dog, maybe I am too fussy.   

[Jimmyredcab]

she might not be the best looker

That is the understatement of the decade.   

[carefree]

As a firm believer in the quality of the service trumping the looks of the provider, I am now desperate to get down that way and exorcise some of my perversion demons with this woman!

Yeah?  So if Anne widdecombe offered what Horsewoman offered you'd still go for it would you?

Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then

[carefree]

Looking at the gallery all I can see is a rough old dog, maybe I am too fussy.   

I don't even think fussy comes into it, she's just fucking revolting and looks like she stinks

[Jimmyredcab]

I don't even think fussy comes into it, she's just fucking revolting and looks like she stinks

Possibly the ugliest woman on Adultwork.   

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[carefree]

Oh fuckin' come on.....that is just hideous, I don't care how dirty she is

[Jimmyredcab]

Oh fuckin' come on.....that is just hideous, I don't care how dirty she is

Yes, but she is only £70 an hour.     

[carefree]

I wouldn't even do that if she paid me, genuinely.

Even I would slightly lower my standards in the looks department if it meant getting a great service, but she isn't even scraping the barrel, she's buried deep underneath it

[happyharry]

I see that JohnBuoy has since been "banned" due to some allegations that he made in the main UK Punting forum:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59499.0

That's disappointing as I was looking forward to his remaining reviews of the Essex/Suffolk tour - assuming that the tour actually happened ?

It's a strange world.........

[socks]

Yeah?  So if Anne widdecombe offered what Horsewoman offered you'd still go for it would you?

Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then

Blimey that's not very carefree, carefree! However to answer your hypothetical question, no I wouldn't be willing to be a customer of Anne's, were she to be in the position of offering paid sex. Having seen the picture posted just above of Horsewoman, the extent to which I don't find her attractive has probably curbed my enthusiasm to the point where I doubt I'll be making the pilgrimage I promised myself a couple of days ago!!

Just to clarify though, my view that the quality of sex trumps the looks of the provider is a rough guide for me when making my decisions on whether to take up a prossie's offerings - and not an absolute. I mean that I would rather pay to fuck a woman who is good at it and whose looks I can tolerate, than a sack of spuds who looks like Miss World. Be assured that it was not a requirement I was trying to force on you, so you probably didn't need to take offence, nor question your own sanity.

[carefree]

Hey hey now Mr socks settle yourself, no offence taken.  In fact quite the opposite, you and one or two others saying you would actually pay money to tuck her was frankly hilarious

Oh, and question  MY sanity.....Really?  I'm not the one who admitted to wanting a go on her

I'm entitled to my opinion pal, and I totally get that having looked at the pic Jimmy posted you might be feeling a tad embarrassed, but we are all entitled to make fool's of ourselves now and again

[socks]

Hey hey now Mr socks settle yourself, no offence taken.  In fact quite the opposite, you and one or two others saying you would actually pay money to tuck her was frankly hilarious

Oh, and question  MY sanity.....Really?  I'm not the one who admitted to wanting a go on her

I'm entitled to my opinion pal, butt out

You said "Jesus, quite obviously there is something wrong with me then"

I don't understand your animosity?

[eyeseebee]

Clearly she should be called 'Fuckingpigwoman'.

[carefree]

Hey all good, let's kiss and make up

[carefree]

Clearly she should be called 'Fuckingpigwoman'.

Not wise,  Mr socks somehow gets very offended at other people's opinions

[socks]

Not wise,  Mr socks somehow gets very offended at other people's opinions

I thought we'd kissed and made up?

[carefree]

Haha

No hard feelings matey, just banter

[socks]

Haha

No hard feelings matey, just banter

Trouble is you made the offer to give me a kiss and frankly that makes you both gay and of very poor taste. I am distinctly fugly and make the aforementioned Anne Widdicombe look fuckable.

[carefree]

I'll try anything once,  unless its Horsewoman

[James999]

Yes, but she is only £70 an hour.     

After looking at her pictures she's clearly overcharging 

[MasterB]

Those pics make me want to wash my eyes out with soap!

[JupitersBurning]

I'm quite close to Basildon and have come across her profile a bunch of times. When I started punting I considered booking her as she's cheap and local, but thankfully my brain won out with the reminder she seems to be gross personified.

[JupitersBurning]

I ended up doing a punt with her out of horny desperation as had little money and she was cheap.

She's a nice person, friendly and chatty but the place stinks. It has that smell you'd come to expect from somewhere wall to wall with spiders. Her body is nice but yeah the weather really won its battle with her face. It's like kissing leather. Again she's a friendly chatty person but I wouldn't go again, I can still smell that place 

[bristolqwerty]

Her body is nice

I'm sorry I cannot possibly agree wth you. 

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[Funsize247]

We're do I find her number

[Students Notebook]

We're do I find her number

Why would you want it ?????????????????

S.N.

[dieseldriver]

We're do I find her number

Where do you think? Do an AW search 5 miles of SS15/16/17....and so on..