Bookings interrupted by strangers and other possible cock blocks

[nurfe7]

Went to see a girl yesterday, just went into bedroom and started kissing. Heard a knock at the door and the girl said to ignore it so I did. As soon as I had taken my boxers off I hear a 'Hello' from just outside the bedroom door. Turns out the landlord had given an electrician a key to the flat so he had let himself in. She went straight out the door in her underwear and told him that she was in the middle of something with her boyfriend and to come back in 45 minutes as I would be going back to work. It was so obvious what was going on as I had seen the chap outside before I went to the door as he looked lost and I probably did as the door number was not easy to see so he must have clocked me milling around outside. Anyone else had any close calls? Shook me up for a minute but had a great meet in the end!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

So she shags the elecrtrician and is probaly paying the rent in kind, whats wrong with that then?...

[jordan452]

Yeah I once was getting head from a sexy Latino then I heard a knock on the door, she’s made a joke saying “relax it’s not my boyfriend”. I said you got a boyfriend?? . I hid in the bathroom turns out it was a police officer, as she left the door for the apartment complex open, and a neighbour made a complaint.
 
Also I had neighbours knock because they ‘supposedly’ lost their key, other working girls walking in on the act from the bathroom in the room, commenting on my ‘nice cock’. 
 
Its part of punting unfortunately (apart from the last example).

[pbrown355]

I've had most of these things happen. Mostly worrying to say the least. But the last time the friend of the WG almost entered the room while we were in doggy the WG said go away, while I told her she should invite her in. She didn't invite her in, I don't think she took my comment seriously, but never mind.

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

I was in the middle of having a good time with a regular when there was a loud bang from the living room below us. I stopped dead in my tracks saying 'theres someone down stairs'. She assured me it was just her 2 dogs so I carried on.
Later, as I was going downstairs to leave i noticed a large pair of men's trainers on the bottom step that definitely weren't there when i came in. I didnt go back after that even tho she was a good punt and i enjoyed my time with her.

[wirehair]

I've had a few such experiences. Once midshag in a hotel outside Edinburgh the fire alarms went off. Never got dressed so quickly! What was interesting though was the number of couples milling around the muster point who were obviously enjoying the same afternoon delights I was! Twice had cleaners open doors in hotels while I was doing the deed with a sugar babe. Another time had fixed a very early morning shag on my way to work - the woman said be quick as my husband will be coming in soon as he's a lorry driver and he does night shift. As I was leaving a truck drew up outside - luckily I was well clear of the front soor. He was a big lad too 

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

On one occasion, after having done the business with a Wg we were chatting away while getting dressed. She said she had a boyfriend who was a long distance lorry driver. So I naturally presumed she was making a bit extra money for herself while he was away

As we were going downstairs I could smell food cooking so I said, ' that's smells nice, what is it? '
She replied ' I dont know, could be chicken'
For a moment i wondered why she didn't know what she was cooking, then i realised it was her boyfriend cooking the evening meal while i was giving his lady one up the rear!
While she was choking the chicken, he was roasting the chicken. Last chicken in the shop verses Tescos finest!
Needless to say I didnt hang about.

[willie loman]

I had the son, around 15, come home from school, the mother got dressed, spoke to him, came back to the bedroom and said lets finish this, even though the boy was in his room, in a tiny edinburgh council flat, on another occasion, the stepmother was calling through the letter box, when you see woman in their own homes, bangs on the door are part of the package.

[Yorkshirefatrascal]

Not really a 'caught in the act' moment but once when I was climbing the stairs to Wg's flat I met a little boy, about 10 years old, wheeling his bike down the stairs.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, 'mum will see you in a minute.'

Very nearly turned and walked away. Should have done really.

[PLeisure]

Not really a 'caught in the act' moment but once when I was climbing the stairs to Wg's flat I met a little boy, about 10 years old, wheeling his bike down the stairs.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, 'mum will see you in a minute.'

Very nearly turned and walked away. Should have done really.

Fuckin' hell  - I wonder how many times he's practiced that line 

[pbrown355]

I posted in this thread that most of these things had happened to me. The police at the door was the most frightening. Having a 2 girl in their house when the doorbell went. One of the girls looks out of the window. "Politi" or something like it she says. They tell me to dress quickly (like I wasn't already) and lock me in the bathroom.
They spent about 15mins talking to the police in the living room then came and got me. Felt like about 5 hours.
They insisted on finishing the job. Surprised I could manage but probably relief fuelled my performance.

[Home Alone]

I had one once - probably back in about 2015 - when I found that, between the phone call giving me her actual address and me parking up a bit of away from her front door, the SP had had a problem with her boiler and had to call out an emergency plumber.

He duly turned up to fix things and I was passed off as her aged uncle Uncle* who'd "just popped round". She was dead calm about things - apparently her next scheduled 'visitor' after me was a Regular whom she postponed until later in the day - and once the plumber had left, she and I went upstairs.

Only to be disturbed 5 minutes into my hour by an insistent knock on her front door. She went downstairs in her dressing gown, only to find the plumber who said he'd left a spanner or some other tool!  She explained she was just about to have a shower so packed him off quickly and we carried on where we'd left off.

* Not the first time this had happened. A nosy neighbour of one of my Regulars had clocked that this elderly bloke with a walking stick was a frequent visitor. The age difference between us was large enough for her to pass me off believably as her "Uncle Andy" - my AW Nickname!

[S.X. MacHine]

While engaging in ‘horizontal jogging’ with large breasted, blonde, heavily tattooed stripper/hooker/porn star in an Edinburgh hotel, a member of the housekeeping crew let himself in. As I cringed on the bed, trying to disappear under a pillow (unsuccessfully) the blonde leaped from the bed, bollock naked, screaming at the intruder to get out. He did.
I harboured a suspicion at the time that he had an inkling of what was going on in that room and just wanted an eyeful; which he got, together with a mouthful.
‘Coitus interruptus’, indeed.

[bigboy96]

Only time I have been interrupted was in Maida Vale, London. I was shown into the lounge, and the maid went outside, returned a minute or so later, and  said 'It will be at least a 30 min wait. Do you mind using this room?'  I didn't want to hang about, so I agreed and  Chinese girl was sent in. When we were both naked, I was standing up as she was on her knees giving me a blow job, when a knock at the door, and the maid walked in, said sorry, to pick something up.  About 20 mins later I was fucking her as she was bending over the sofa, when another knock, and a tasty girl in undies walked in, looked over and gave a wink and a saucy smile, before picking something up.  It was a pity that I never had her!

[Punterperson1971]

I had one with my regular she did let me know her heating had packed up and he was on his way to fix it and did I still want to meet,so I turn up and get down to rimming her and then he turns up she lets him in while we carry on it was still good and didn’t really interrupt us and there was no rush to kick me out anyway.
Another one, same regular I was giving her  oral when her husband had  popped  back (He is ok with what she does)and knocks  on her front door as it’s locked and he comes in and asks her if he can watch,I say ok and he’s watching me rimming her giving her  Oral and then banging her from behind she then tells him to go so we can finish,think she must have got fed up with him as he asked if he could suck me I said no and she apologised for him asking.
She’s still a good fuck and see her regular it was such a turn on knowing he’s watching me me fuck her and she’s talking dirty as well.

[woulddoanything]

Have had to stop a punt due to bailiffs showing up to seize items belonging to the landlord of the girl I was seeing, a couple of phone calls and a half hours wait and I was balls deep again! Also had to do a walk of shame when a girls social worker turned up.

[pythondan]

A few years ago I saw a girl who did proper massage combined with oral to finish. On one occasion she warned me that the letting agent was due to come round and inspect the property (normal annual inspection). Just as the massage was getting interesting the doorbell goes so the girl gets me to lie face down on the massage table and throws a sheet over me. The inspection took about ten minutes and the agent did not mention me at all even though my feet were sticking out the bottom of the sheet 

[threechilliman]

Had a bird say her hubby was due home in an hour. I asked if he knew what she did, assuming the answer would be yes. When she said he didn't, it did speed up my departure!

[jambogaz]

I was about 5 minutes into a tie and tease session with a black lady who I had met once before for a "vanilla" punt.  I was blindfolded and tied to the bed, pretty firmly too, when the door goes.  She tells me not to worry and she'd be back in a minute.  Heard a man's voice, and was properly panicking about who it was - accomplice, police, etc.  Turned out to be a delivery guy dropping off a parcel, and the punt went brilliantly after that!

[stewpid]

A few years ago I had a meeting that was interrupted by a troublesome building concierge. Absolute shit situation where I had to just wait in the bedroom while it played out. You can read my review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=134846.0

[davidgood]

I have suffered a few interruptions over the years, things like kids coming home, the commings and goings of other punters in brothels, other SPs wanting  to borrow things etc.

Probably the funniest was when I was with a lady who took her in-calls in a unit on a light industrial  estate which was set up as a studio for porn shoots.

We had round one and she was just starting to get me worked up round two when we heard the front door open and a voice call out. She grabed a flimsy robe and headed for the inner lobby door but was met by a USP delivery man carrying a parcel which was actually for next door!! He stammered something like sorry but what's going on. Quick as a flash my lady said oh, we are rehearsing  for a shoot, can you please leave and know I can't take in next door's parcel.

My most recent mid punt interruption was in an hotel just before Lockdown with a lady who is fairly new to the business and especially to doing hotel in-calls.

Luckily we were on the bed and when we heard the door being opened by a maid my lady just shouted out the room is occupied and the door was shut again. Needless to say the do not disturb sign was found and put on the door and the security lock was engaged before we embarked on round 2.

It was lucky the maid did open the door when she did. if it had been 10 minutes later she would have seen my lady bent over a foot stool in the lobby in front of a mirror taking a good anal pounding from my good self.

Regards,

davidgood

[datwabbit]

I had a massage in a parlour and the girl went to answer the door twice. I could hear the punter talking
"are you free? No. Are you free in an hour? No. When will you be free? Etc"

I'm lying there mid happy ending with a hard on.

I felt like shouting "excuse me. My erection is waning. Can you just piss off"

[Adoniron]

Years ago I was with this WG in her bedroom. She was sucking me off when her flatmate (also a WG) came in to ask for a condom. My girl just pointed to her handbag on the floor and carried on sucking.

[jockerson]

about 10 years ago in aberdeen i went to see a thai girl, had seen her before. Was ushered into a bedroom, paid the £60 for the half hour and asked to strip off and she would be back in 2 minutes.
Whilst laying there butt naked there was a loud knock on the door "Grampian police, please open the door" I shit my self.
Threw back on all my clothes and sat on the edge of the bed waiting for them to come through to the bedroom.
Luckily when they came in they went through to to living room to question her for 5 minute before coming in to the bedroom.
Asked what i was doing there to which I derogatory said "what do you think"
Asked if any money or services had exchanged to which i said no. Then asked for my name and address to which i refused to give as i hadn't committed an offense.
After arguing with them for 5 minutes they asked me to leave.
Went back the next day and receive my half hour service and had a good laugh with the girl. 

 

[Walsalllad15]

Went to see a regular in Walsall,  when I got there she said something had come up but I  could see her mate ( in fact I saw her mate regularly for a while after ).

Started doing the business when Anna shouted she'd be back in abit, we got down to business, banging away the front door opens and in walks Anna's elderly mother,  the mother have been in her late 80's. She must have heard us and just sat down in the front room and put the tv on. As I was unsure who was there and what was going on, I escaped through the flat window. 

[rubric]

Years ago arrived at an escorts to be led into a lounge and find it was also occupied by her flatmate (female) who was moving out.  She offered to go to the bedroom or wait for her flatmate to leave -- and as the bedroom was right next to the lounge I said I'd wait. There followed about 1/2 an hour of the most excurciating conversation that was half her talking to her friend who was moving out and half her talking to me about the escort scene (complete with telling me about how men who did reviews were disgusting and how her and her flatmate occasionally duo-ed - described as if her flatmate wasn't in the room at the time), flatmate had a good body but had one of those faces that looks permanently depressed or I might have asked for a duo. 

[sub_marine]

One of the most energetic doggy sessions I have had, we were interupted by a keen posty.  On my way to the punt I had clocked him in the cul-de-sack prior to hers.  She through on her dressing gown, got the mail and then we got right back to it.

Also been on the other end, me and the wife went to view a flat, we had 2 viewings that day, 1130 & 1230, so we park outside the first and a few cars up a bloke jumps out a car and tells us he is the agent.  He was a former cop and took us up the communal stairs, flat still had tenants at the time, so he banged on the door and there were female polish voices chriping away, but no opening the door, he starts banging harder and more insistent, saying the landlord had told then we were coming, and they were insisting we were early.  Anyway, as the door chain came off and fully opened, a guy in his 40s walks out looking like he got dressed in a hurry.  The 2 girls were running about in bathrobes, one having a 60second shower as we started the viewing.

It was when we went for the next viewing at 1230 that nobody showed up, we called the agency and they said the booking was for 1130, and that there had been a lady there but we never turned up.  So the first one we were genuiny early, and so was the retired cop strangely

[bossanova]

I've had dogs jumping on the bed and having to be shoooed away – and a door knock delivery man – and weirdest of all was not really an interruption but when I arrived at a punt the escorts cleaner was there – we chatted for a bit but all a bit weird as she knew exactly why I was there – it turned out she was thinking of going on the game and I was being vetted to see if I would be good practice shag! I didn't know about this until the next time I punted the escort and I was obviously up for this but the cleaner chickened out! Shame as she was fitter than the escort I was seeing! All happened many years ago before I discovered UKP and escort is now retired

[Charlie Chalk]

Thankfully nothing on the scale of some of the stories on here, but have had a couple:

Went to see my semi-reg and she was taking her time sending me the "OK" text, which was unlike her. Turns out a couple of her neighbours were having a natter outside her front door; she gave me the option of waiting 5 mins in the hope they'd go away or she could leave the door unlocked and I could walk straight in. Option 2 was the only sensible one, blanked the neighbours on the way past and strolled into her house like I owned the place.

More recently was enjoying a post-coital chat when her doorbell started to ring, quite insistently. Turns out it was her lunch being delivered - she threw on a couple of items to cover her modesty and I took the chance to have a clean-up shower. She was very apologetic even though they were about an hour early - didn't bother me since I would have been getting ready to leave soon anyway.

[Home Alone]

Thankfully nothing on the scale of some of the stories on here, but have had a couple:

Went to see my semi-reg and she was taking her time sending me the "OK" text, which was unlike her. Turns out a couple of her neighbours were having a natter outside her front door; she gave me the option of waiting 5 mins in the hope they'd go away or she could leave the door unlocked and I could walk straight in. Option 2 was the only sensible one, blanked the neighbours on the way past and strolled into her house like I owned the place.

More recently was enjoying a post-coital chat when her doorbell started to ring, quite insistently. Turns out it was her lunch being delivered - she threw on a couple of items to cover her modesty and I took the chance to have a clean-up shower. She was very apologetic even though they were about an hour early - didn't bother me since I would have been getting ready to leave soon anyway.

You never see that on the Deliveroo ads on TV!! 

[dickdastardly14]

I have a hat-trick.
1. Hotel fire alarm went off while I was waiting for the SP.   Luckily spotted her in amongst the crowd that had gathered outside and was able to re-arrange for the day after. Wished I hadn't bothered as the punt was crap.
2. Whilst enjoying myself with a young lady 2 workmen knocked on the hotel room door to service the air conditioning unit. She hid in the bathroom and I had to wrap a towel round myself and pretend I was going to have a shower ,
3. At an incall a cat jumped on my back while I was in full flow on top of the SP.  The SP wasn't pleased when I grabbed it and threw it across the room !

[Boristheboy]

I have only had one off-putting incident in this vein. An escort in York had two other people in her flat while we were busy. They started arguing in the next room, louder and louder, getting scarily aggressive. It really put me off. Then the girl told me one of them was her boyfriend. That was it for me!
The other interruption was much more pleasant. I was at the flat of a girl I had seen several times, and her bedroom door was open whilst we were busy. I didn't realise anyone else was in the flat. Suddenly a gorgeous girl in a towel peeps in, all wet from the shower. It was the escort's friend who was staying over for a few days, and apparently was an escort herself. The girl I was busy with asked me if it was OK for her friend to come in - hell yeah! We were doing a particular BDSM activity that my escort wanted to show her friend what it was about and how it worked. She came in and sat on the end of the bed watching us play, and after a while just took the towel off and was chatting with us naked. It was a brilliant bonus. Sadly she didn't join in.

[Home Alone]

One way I'm coping with self-isolation is by watching TV programmes I'd never normally watch. Such as 'Can't pay? We'll take it away' on 5Star.

The episode I'm just watching - God only knows when it was recorded; if it's on 5Star, it's probably been shown on Channel 5 a couple of times, at least - began with an eviction from a terraced house, said to be somewhere "in East London". Which turned out to be a brothel with 4 or 5 Romanians working there.

And on the day of the eviction, just one client, who left the house P.D.Q. when the company filming the procedure set up their cameras and recording equipment! If you're one of us here on Ukp, pal, I for one would be interested in knowing how long ago this took place, if only so I can feel worse about myself for watching a programme like that one!

[Simon_9000]

Not a cock blocker but was in a hotel room with a girl having the usual fun when there was a knock on the door, promptly followed by it opening and the "room service" call. She was off the bed so fast to shut them out. Actually gave us both a good laugh afterwards. 

[Goldfinch]

One way I'm coping with self-isolation is by watching TV programmes I'd never normally watch. Such as 'Can't pay? We'll take it away' on 5Star.

The episode I'm just watching - God only knows when it was recorded; if it's on 5Star, it's probably been shown on Channel 5 a couple of times, at least - began with an eviction from a terraced house, said to be somewhere "in East London". Which turned out to be a brothel with 4 or 5 Romanians working there.

And on the day of the eviction, just one client, who left the house P.D.Q. when the company filming the procedure set up their cameras and recording equipment! If you're one of us here on Ukp, pal, I for one would be interested in knowing how long ago this took place, if only so I can feel worse about myself for watching a programme like that one!

I've watched this programme for years-it originally aired 4th November 2015,and no doubt filmed many months earlier.

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[WelshClipper]

Only time I had a problem was when a guy knocked on the door demanding the wg see him without booking ahead. He was obviously a regular as she tried to appease him (WTF!!) 

She fobbed him off with her 'sister' and we were able to carry on plus she gave me £20 refund for my trouble. 

[Home Alone]

I've watched this programme for years-it originally aired 4th November 2015,and no doubt filmed many months earlier.

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Thanks, Goldie. I guessed it must be about that old.

[Goldfinch]

Thanks, Goldie. I guessed it must be about that old.

[oap69]

Not a cock blocker but was in a hotel room with a girl having the usual fun when there was a knock on the door, promptly followed by it opening and the "room service" call. She was off the bed so fast to shut them out. Actually gave us both a good laugh afterwards. 

      The same thing happened to me when I met an escort in her hotel room late morning. Knocked, walked in and we both pulled up the duvet, the housekeeper seemed embarrassed and said i'll empty the bin, change the towels and replace the drinks, which she did very quickly.    Often wondered if she checked the contents in the bin. 
 

[the_exile]

Have had the maid come in to get something from the room, just after the WG had put a condom on me. Had a bit of a laugh with her about that

There have been times when there have been other people in the house that I wasn't expecting,  but no interruptions from them as such. Only real interruptions were when I used to see a girl in Soho, with the usual other punters ringing the bell (girl shouts back "Busy!" In your ear!), the maid knocking to tell you time's up or one time when the maid was late and didn't have her key. She somehow managed to time that interruption to when me and the girl had stopped to change positions!

The times with others in the house, well they can seem a bit strange but it doesn't bother me if I still feel safe. Perhaps they awkward about what is going on in the room and keep out of the way while there's a punter there? The weird one I'd mentioned in another thread, the bloke on the phone to his bank in the room next door, it must have been very obvious that we were fucking as the bed was creaking and the girl was moaning. I could be a secret exhibitionist, it was a hot session 

[mysteryman30]

It's happened a few times for me, first time I arrived at the girl's place to be told she was running 15 minutes late and would I mind waiting for her in the lounge, I wasn't in a rush so accepted only to discover her flat mate on the sofa watching TV. Cue some awkward conversation before a rather noisy session in the bedroom, flat mate was still on the sofa on my way out, not sure if she was also a working girl but didn't seem phased.
Second time I was sat on the edge of the bed with my cock halfway down the throat of a Thai (forget her name) wg when her bedroom door opened and her flat mate walks in, no one (well apart from me!) seemed phased, turns out she was also a wg so once she had made her apologies and retreated we carried on

[Naughtyboyuk]

Second time I was sat on the edge of the bed with my cock halfway down the throat of a Thai (forget her name) wg when her bedroom door opened and her flat mate walks in, no one (well apart from me!) seemed phased, turns out she was also a wg so once she had made her apologies and retreated we carried on

Similar thing happened to me on a couple occasions when visiting Thai agency girls who worked from shared apartments...even had the flatmate walk in totally naked whilst I was facefucking her pal...all she said before walking out was “looks nice” !!!!

[myothernameis]

Last time, I have an out call to home, so mum away on holiday, and I have the place to my self.  Book escort for early evening, and all going well, when the doorbell rings, so just ignore it

Me and the escort, are going full on, with escort on top, my bedroom door opens up, and oh boy I'm shocked, there my 8 yr nephew, and my brother, just coming up the stairs, erection showing in front of nephew

My brother pulls my nephew out quickly, and then has some words with me, get dressed and come down stairs, escort makes a quick escape, and now have to explain to my brother what was going on

My worst day ever, for a while couldn't talk to my brother, as he wasn't happy about this, and he even told the rest of my brothers.  Today is totally different, and we have all gone through, ups and downs, and even now I can joke with my brother about this, once I was the black sheep of the family, but now one of my nephews, is of the road, so its all abut growing up

[Vic69]

I had to abandon a hotel I had booked to receive incalls from, due to the hotel having painters decorating the corridor.  I know it would have put me off for sure!!! Let alone my clients!!

[signy]

The following C&P from one of my (negative) reviews of a couple of years ago.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=234528.0

I don’t remember the order exactly, but it went something like this...
Went off with the money whilst I washed my hands.
Came back, had forgotten her bag (no idea why this was required), went to get it.
Came back, doorbell went, Amazon delivery.
Came back, went to get her coffee, which turned out to be water.
Came back, doorbell went, some sort of handyman to do work on the house (could have been anyone) who was secreted in the kitchen.
By this point I’d had enough, got dressed and departed.

Cock definitely well blocked.

[oinki]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221037.0

Tail end of my review describes a flat viewing with agent happening half way into my punt which I sat through. "No, I dont know if the furniture will stay with the flat". The Spanish lady looked hot though and seemed keen to rent the flat 

[jeanphillipe]

recently was looking a bit lost in a ibis bugdet, I've never been to one (quick vivastreet lunchtime pumpndump) .

they are like those american style Motels where the rooms are directly accessed from carparks etc, as i stood around some guy passed me "you want room 117 fella, just up those stairs" 

[notcalledchris]

recently was looking a bit lost in a ibis bugdet, I've never been to one (quick vivastreet lunchtime pumpndump) .

they are like those american style Motels where the rooms are directly accessed from carparks etc, as i stood around some guy passed me "you want room 117 fella, just up those stairs" 

would that be an Ibis on Brum by any chance.  If it's the one I'm thinking of, it is popular with WGs

[threechilliman]

recently was looking a bit lost in a ibis bugdet, I've never been to one (quick vivastreet lunchtime pumpndump) .

they are like those american style Motels where the rooms are directly accessed from carparks etc, as i stood around some guy passed me "you want room 117 fella, just up those stairs" 

Was I correct?

[Home Alone]