Have you had a happy ending at high end UK Hotel?

[Honolulu]

Hello Gents

Have you or do you know of anyone having a hand job at a high end UK hotel or spa ?

Love to hear your experiences.

Honolulu

[crunchy_guy]

I got wanked off at a Travelodge once.

[Biff6]

Premier Inn for me

[southcoastpunter]

Op - i take it you mean a HE when having a message from the hotel's in-house massage /spa facility? And by "high end" hotel you mean 5*?

Very unlikely imo and experience. 

[lamboman]

I got wanked off at a Travelodge once.

 

[newhere456]

Not in the UK, but once at the Hyatt in Hanoi lingers in my mind

[contentguy]

Hello Gents

Have you or do you know of anyone having a hand job at a high end UK hotel or spa ?

Love to hear your experiences.

Honolulu

Have you?

[Stevelondon]

I toss one off whenever I stay at a hotel.
Works best if the lifts are slow I must admit. 😂

[tp69]

I know a couple of girls who work in them and they get propositioned relentlessly. The girls get embarrassed as the guys lie there erect. They use towels to hide it.

[lillythesavage]

Had a great romp with a maid in a Swiss hotel, cheapest thing I bought there. 

[Honolulu]

 I’ve not had a massage at a high end hotel in the UK or anywhere . I did mean spa and 5 star establishments.

I asked as I have a female friend who asked me, if she could proposition a masseur. 

Sorry Premier Inn and Travelodge boys, she too expensive for your tastes haha

[contentguy]

I’ve not had a massage at a high end hotel in the UK or anywhere . I did mean spa and 5 star establishments.

I asked as I have a female friend who asked me, if she could proposition a masseur. 

Sorry Premier Inn and Travelodge boys, she too expensive for your tastes haha

So you’re “asking for a friend”…

Propositioning a civvy in a five star spa is more likely to get you shown the door.
Or worse!

[Iloveoral]

I’ve not had a massage at a high end hotel in the UK or anywhere . I did mean spa and 5 star establishments.

I asked as I have a female friend who asked me, if she could proposition a masseur. 

Sorry Premier Inn and Travelodge boys, she too expensive for your tastes haha

To be fair you’re probably on the wrong site to be asking for a prossie for a girl, I’m sure there’s adverts on adult work (and other sites like viva street etc) for escorts that see girls that will meet her needs.
Maybe get her to join the site and leave us a review 

[Robyorks1981]

Not quite the UK but I was working in Dublin and fancied a massage so found someone on vivastreet who was showing as working in the same area of Dublin. Text her and it turned out she was working in my hotel spa. I ended up going to see her not knowing if extras would be available or not. While massaging me, her legs kept brushing my hands and eventually it became clear she was wearing hold ups. The massage eventually moved on to lots of dfk, RO and a very happy ending for a very reasonable price.

I was working there a few month later so managed to book the same hotel. Luckily she was still working in the spa so I went to see her again. Had a repeat performance with the added bonus that she let me fuck her over the massage table 

[Markc]

When on a first date with a girlfriend ( now the wife ) to a TGI Fridays and parked in a Premier Inn next door.
The date went well and when we got back to the car she gave me a handjob. Does that count?

[Thephoenix]

No, but I've had a high end at a happy ending hotel.

Ps....actually I've had a happy ending in The Adelphi in Liverpool, which used to be a high end hotel about 50 years ago if that counts.

[contentguy]

No, but I've had a high end at a happy ending hotel.

Ps....actually I've had a happy ending in The Adelphi in Liverpool, which used to be a high end hotel about 50 years ago if that counts.

The Adelphi, was it ever high end, I stayed there 35 years ago and it was a totally shite!

[Thephoenix]

The Adelphi, was it ever high end, I stayed there 35 years ago and it was a totally shite!

It really was.
Afternoon tea there in the Grand Lounge was something special.
I remember it being very posh during the 1950s, with it's own smart commissionaire greeting the VIP guests.
All the stars performing at the Empire Theatre stayed there and as a young teenager I remember going to try and get a glimpse of the famous Roy Rogers with his horse Trigger who was staying at the hotel.
Slightly off topic I know.

[Cum_again]

I got rimmed at a Raddisson

[contentguy]

It really was.
Afternoon tea there in the Grand Lounge was something special.
I remember it being very posh during the 1950s, with it's own smart commissionaire greeting the VIP guests.
All the stars performing at the Empire Theatre stayed there and as a young teenager I remember going to try and get a glimpse of the famous Roy Rogers with his horse Trigger who was staying at the hotel.
Slightly off topic I know.

I took my parents to dinner there, I remember the reception sending guests outside when they tried to bring KFC to their rooms.
The restaurant food was awfuk!

It's a shame, I love Liverpool and have some very fond memories of the place, but none extend to the Adelphi.

[hendrix]

I think I've stayed in all/most of the "high end" hotels in London, and where I've used the spa facilities this has never been on the cards.

[Thephoenix]

I took my parents to dinner there, I remember the reception sending guests outside when they tried to bring KFC to their rooms.
The restaurant food was awfuk!

It's a shame, I love Liverpool and have some very fond memories of the place, but none extend to the Adelphi.

It's a shame.
So many of the Britannia hotels have such interesting history, but it's sad to see their faded grandeur.
If you had stayed, you might have slept in the same bed as Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland or Winston Churchill.
Another one is The Grand hotel in Scarborough, which was the largest hotel in Europe when built.
....... I've had a happy ending there too.

[Henry767]

The Adelphi, was it ever high end, I stayed there 35 years ago and it was a totally shite!

That would have been around the time we got the place evacuated by inadvertently setting the fire alarm off...

[Thephoenix]

That would have been around the time we got the place evacuated by inadvertently setting the fire alarm off...

Just cook will ye!!!!!

[Bonker]

Hello Gents

Have you or do you know of anyone having a hand job at a high end UK hotel or spa ?

Love to hear your experiences.

Honolulu

Can you be more pacific?

[Bonker]

I've had foreplay at the four seasons.
Had a girl do the splits at the Ritz, she was a cracker.
Fellatio at the Bellagio.
BDSM at MGM - that's enough ed.

[Thephoenix]

I've had foreplay at the four seasons.
Had a girl do the splits at the Ritz, she was a cracker.
Fellatio at the Bellagio.
BDSM at MGM - that's enough ed.

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

After your fellatio at The Bellagio, did you cross The Strip, to enjoy oral to completion at the fancy Venetian?

[crunchy_guy]

I got rimmed at a Raddisson

Great customer service! Was this while you were checking in?

[mr.bluesky]

It's a shame.
So many of the Britannia hotels have such interesting history, but it's sad to see their faded grandeur.
If you had stayed, you might have slept in the same bed as Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland or Winston Churchill.

I hope they changed the sheets 

[chatbite]

Can you be more pacific?

I sea what you did there...

[tp69]

When on a first date with a girlfriend ( now the wife ) to a TGI Fridays and parked in a Premier Inn next door.
The date went well and when we got back to the car she gave me a handjob. Does that count?

Careful with the detail. Very specific if your wife ever comes across this. Could happen if she became suspicious.

[Thephoenix]

I sea what you did there...

..... it's actually an ocean.

[chatbite]

..... it's actually an ocean.

I know but that's not really how jokes work is it 

[willie loman]

a holywood a lister tried to get a happy ending, in the spa, at well known high end castle hotel, stobo i believe, dont really get it to be honest, why not phone an escort, mind you i cant understand the masseuse turning him down, im sure he would have tipped well., he was on honeymoon though.

[Cum_again]

Whilst I was staying at the Sanderson hotel one time, the guy in the next suite had atleast two hookers with him… he was very noisy…

(When they left, I popped out after them, high class and fit as fuck, no doubt they were whores… The Sanderson is pretty relaxed about that sort of thing)

[HailWood]

On a business conference at The Carlton, I got talking to a gorgeous Latvian ‘student’ in the champagne bar. It took me a while to get that she was a working girl. Cost me a lot of money but she was comfortably the best looking woman that I have fucked.

[Razor Boy]

Had a great meet in 2002 with a SP from Newcastle who was touring London called Lauren Lips and she booked a room at The Dorchester in Park Lane.
She was a tall girl and gave a fantastic blow job ( hence her name)
It was memorable as I got there early and watched a World Cup match in the bar before the booking and during the meet I was fucking her from behind as she bent over the bed and after five minutes she asked if I fancied fucking her in the arse… she didn’t need to ask twice. Lovely woman and a nice memory.

[sparkus]

Quite sure someone said on here years ago they were stunned to be offered a VFM HJ in a high end spa in central London by an SP who it turned out was just working there temporarily and worked at the usual type establishments.

So I suspect it can be done but have to roll with it.

What you seem to be inferring is male masseur HE for women, which is altogether different.

[sparkus]

Had a great meet in 2002 with a SP from Newcastle who was touring London called Lauren Lips and she booked a room at The Dorchester in Park Lane.
She was a tall girl and gave a fantastic blow job ( hence her name)
It was memorable as I got there early and watched a World Cup match in the bar before the booking and during the meet I was fucking her from behind as she bent over the bed and after five minutes she asked if I fancied fucking her in the arse… she didn’t need to ask twice. Lovely woman and a nice memory.

My first review on here was a WG who worked the Strand Palace Hotel for about two or three years.  Enjoyable memories of cupping her enormous black melons while fucking her against the window with the traffic below.

[webpunter]

OP, book one of the Britannia Hotel venues

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'Stains everywhere': Britannia is named the UK's worst hotel chain for the NINTH year running by Which?

[Dylanbob]

Not a Handjob or Happy Ending.

Did once check out and get ****ed by the Mini bar

[datwabbit]

I got rimmed at a Raddisson

I got fleeced at the Hilton.

[Home Alone]

OP, book one of the Britannia Hotel venues

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'Stains everywhere': Britannia is named the UK's worst hotel chain for the NINTH year running by Which?

I had the Britannia in Mancester on a list of places offering Day Rooms (for a meeting with an SP). Suddenly, it's dropped off that list. Thanks, webpunter!  

[webpunter]

There are others on the [very] easy to use app
If Manchester isnt where you are from so you dont need to be cloak & dagger i'd go for the Crowne Plaza
The Glasshouse Bar for pre session drinks as an ice breaker
You might be able to upgrade the room to one with a lounge area for in room entertaining, calling the hotel etc

I had the Britannia in Mancester on a list of places offering Day Rooms (for a meeting with an SP). Suddenly, it's dropped off that list. Thanks, webpunter!  

[Home Alone]

I'm definitely in your debt,  webpunter!!

[webpunter]

 
Defiantly 
& good luck, hope you put the Day Use to good use

I'm definitely in your debt,  webpunter!!

[webpunter]

I've pondered doing a day use
Ship in a burd
Get edged relentlessly f/b thunderbirds are go
Ship em out
Then have a well earned post shoot snooze for a couple of hours

[Chazz]

I remember going to try and get a glimpse of the famous Roy Rogers with his horse Trigger who was staying at the hotel.

I don't envy the poor chambermaid having to muck out the room after Trigger's stay. I wonder if he got any action  - by all accounts he was hung like a horse!

[Thephoenix]

I don't envy the poor chambermaid having to muck out the room after Trigger's stay. I wonder if he got any action  - by all accounts he was hung like a horse!

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This was Trigger being led up to the honeymoon suite.
....photo from Liverpool Echo.

[Chazz]

This was Trigger being led up to the honeymoon suite.
....photo from Liverpool Echo.

Hehe! That's brilliant! 
Since it was the honeymoon suite, I hope that Roy did the decent thing and arranged some young filly as company for Trigger to keep him entertained !