Dodgy Mango 🥭 unhygienic awareness..

[king tarzan]

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Both nice but unhygienic mangoes is a serious issue..
Extremely off putting...

[sensualencounter]

If you’re going to post this, I think you should link the reviews, although I also think this post is pointless anyway as people can see their reviews if they do their research.

[king tarzan]

If you’re going to post this, I think you should link the reviews, although I also think this post is pointless anyway as people can see their reviews if they do their research.

Your opinion..
Some like myself quickly skim through the essay reviews and could simply miss it..
At least a back up.

[sensualencounter]

Well, put the links up to the relevant reviews then.

[Moresomes]

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 unhygienic mangoes is a serious issue..
Extremely off putting...

Why post this on a punting forum?
Take them back to the greengrocer, and get your money back.   

[Robert Mueller]

You’ve turned a review that says ‘slight whiff’ into a separate thread about unhygienic girls?  After suggesting she is a bare backer with absolutely no evidence.

You sir, are a little unhinged. 

[king tarzan]

You’ve turned a review that says ‘slight whiff’ into a separate thread about unhygienic girls?  After suggesting she is a bare backer with absolutely no evidence.

You sir, are a little unhinged. 

Well why don't you go and find out for 'sure?'

[Robert Mueller]

Well why don't you go and find out for 'sure?'

I don’t need to do that.  I also don’t need to make up bullshit threads with no evidence.

Oddball.

[claretandblue]

I don’t need to do that.  I also don’t need to make up bullshit threads with no evidence.

Oddball.

I reckon the daft mango muncher upset one or both of these hookers with his kiss test nonsense and is now trying to make a point 

[king tarzan]

You’ve turned a review that says ‘slight whiff’ into a separate thread about unhygienic girls?  After suggesting she is a bare backer with absolutely no evidence.

You sir, are a little unhinged.

the phone number was related to a barebacker.. had to be fully clarified and it was luckily a positive outcome..
as punters we are looking to dip and enjoy there gold mines..
not end up and dipping there land mines and end up shitting ourselves..

[Vivago]

the phone number was related to a barebacker.. had to be fully clarified and it was luckily a positive outcome..
as punters we are looking to dip and enjoy there gold mines..
not end up and dipping there land mines and end up shitting ourselves..

I've read this 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense .  Is it me?

[madmania]

I've read this 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense .  Is it me?

Tarzan threads and making sense are pretty much mutually exclusive

[EnglishRebecca121]

i dont even see the point of this thread

[Kev40ish]

I've read this 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense .  Is it me?

He should stick to reviews, he’s not too bad at that... but shouldn’t start or comment on threads. I haven’t a clue what he’s talking about half the time 

[LLPunting]

Is this thread about who hasn't had a shower since the previous punter?  Or this morning?

Whiffs should be noted in reviews as part of the situation at the time.  You can't have a thread implying they're "always whiffy".   Almost every lady will have a bout or two of the pongs at some point in her mature and active life.  You might as well have a thread about farting.   

[Titti Tatti]

Is this thread about who hasn't had a shower since the previous punter?  Or this morning?

Whiffs should be noted in reviews as part of the situation at the time.  You can't have a thread implying they're "always whiffy".   Almost every lady will have a bout or two of the pongs at some point in her mature and active life.  You might as well have a thread about farting.   

Farting? AKA Air Sports? 

[Winker121]

Farting? AKA Air Sports? 

Good one!

[threechilliman]

Farting? AKA Air Sports? 

Nailed it!

[king tarzan]

Is this thread about who hasn't had a shower since the previous punter?  Or this morning?

Whiffs should be noted in reviews as part of the situation at the time.  You can't have a thread implying they're "always whiffy".   Almost every lady will have a bout or two of the pongs at some point in her mature and active life.  You might as well have a thread about farting.   

Izzy rose unhygienic mango multiple offending for example..

[king tarzan]

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Another bad mango.

I don't know how to link..
Just type in adultworks number in top right hand corner...
And read the mango stinky review..

[hungrypunt]

unhygienic mangoes

Explain pls

[Boinky]

You really are having bad luck with your tinned fruit.

Perhaps switch to peaches or a nice fruit salad.

[Shortandsensible]

Yeh or a good banana

[EnglishRebecca121]

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Another bad mango.

I don't know how to link..
Just type in adultworks number in top right hand corner...
And read the mango stinky review..

kt are u just quoting random reviews on here and not girls you have seen? if so why? whats the point? they have already been neg reviewed on here....are you just bored or something?

[king tarzan]

kt are u just quoting random reviews on here and not girls you have seen? if so why? whats the point? they have already been neg reviewed on here....are you just bored or something?

Not seen them..
They have mango issues..
Should be addressed in my opinion just incase some fella has missed it in the review whilst reading..

I've wanted to see them BUT NOT NOW...
very very off putting..
I really really enjoy mango desert..

[sensualencounter]

kt are u just quoting random reviews on here and not girls you have seen? if so why? whats the point? they have already been neg reviewed on here....are you just bored or something?

For once, I agree with you. Pointless thread, as I pointed out at the beginning. They’ve already got reviews highlighting this, he’s not seen them so I don’t get it. Waste of resources.

[vw]

For once, I agree with you. Pointless thread, as I pointed out at the beginning. They’ve already got reviews highlighting this, he’s not seen them so I don’t get it. Waste of resources.

Maybe kt is going to build a wiki page on this or is missing holland.   

[winkywanky]

the phone number was related to a barebacker.. had to be fully clarified and it was luckily a positive outcome..
as punters we are looking to dip and enjoy there gold mines..
not end up and dipping there land mines and end up shitting ourselves..

Apart from the spelling and grammatical mistakes KT, what a great metaphorical play on words!  9/10!! 

[king tarzan]

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Another dodgy mango to beware of..

[king tarzan]

Maybe kt is going to build a wiki page on this or is missing holland.   

Anyone you fish out? 

[scutty brown]

Tarzan

FFS go and chew some chutney, that'll cure the whiff for you

[Colston36]

Is this thread about who hasn't had a shower since the previous punter?  Or this morning?

Whiffs should be noted in reviews as part of the situation at the time.  You can't have a thread implying they're "always whiffy".   Almost every lady will have a bout or two of the pongs at some point in her mature and active life.  You might as well have a thread about farting.   

Well just to lower the tone of the conversation I like grubby girls.

[AndreaM]

Not seen them..
They have mango issues..
Should be addressed in my opinion just incase some fella has missed it in the review whilst reading..

I've wanted to see them BUT NOT NOW...
very very off putting..
I really really enjoy mango desert..

I like mango. My dog likes mango. Why on earth are you fucking up my enjoyment of the fruit? 

[EnglishRebecca121]

is it me or do mangos taste like petrol?

[Fuzzyduck]

I like mango. My dog likes mango. Why on earth are you fucking up my enjoyment of the fruit? 

Ahh....I wasn't sure where you were going with this 

[scutty brown]

I like mango. My dog likes mango. Why on earth are you fucking up my enjoyment of the fruit? 

I now have this image in my mind of Tarzan and the dog arguing over Andrea's mango..............oh god....

[Jeremy]

FFS go and chew some chutney

This thread is making me lose the plot, spent 10mins trying to work out what "chutney" was a metaphor for

[Fuzzyduck]

I now have this image in my mind of Tarzan and the dog arguing over Andrea's mango..............oh god....

I suggest you go sit in the corner and have a good think about what you've done. Bad scutty.

[Grenadier36]

Farting? AKA Air Sports? 

Airsports 

[scutty brown]

I suggest you go sit in the corner and have a good think about what you've done. Bad scutty.

Woof Woof?

[AndreaM]

Ahh....I wasn't sure where you were going with this 

Just thinking of the actual fruit:D

[winkywanky]

is it me or do mangos taste like petrol?

It is just you, perhaps try washing your hands before unpacking your shopping, after filling up on your way out of Tescos 

[winkywanky]

This thread is making me lose the plot, spent 10mins trying to work out what "chutney" was a metaphor for

I was thinking Branston, why, what had you in mind? 

[scutty brown]

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[winkywanky]

Does it go well with fish?   

[Jeremy]

Does it go well with fish?   

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Wouldn't want that anywhere near my plums though

[winkywanky]

"An Indonesian recipe from Nancy Lam: golden fried fish fillets with a spicy seasoning, topped with a piquant mango chutney
By Nancy Lam"

 

[king tarzan]

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Don't like chutney with my DELICIOUS curries..

Achar yes but not chutney..


Mint chutney with lamb biryani yes..👅👅👅😋😋😋

[king tarzan]

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Another dodgy unhygienic mango..


Any unhygienic mangoes and poor general hygiene if I come across I shall highlight..
Very off putting indeed.

[jeanphillipe]

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Another dodgy unhygienic mango..


Any unhygienic mangoes and poor general hygiene if I come across I shall highlight..
Very off putting indeed.

she has got a look that i like, shame about her hygiene.