So in light of all the recent positive reviews here; dropped in and booked good ol’ Miley.
Miley is something of a punting institution having been in the trade since 2009 under the Pinky Melody moniker.
2012 was the height of her popularity and notably when most of her profile pictures (now out of date) were taken in her superior, well-lit, furnished South Kensington flat, which sadly she has long since vacated.
About the meeting
Initial meeting
You know that feeling when you are about to run a hot bath, warm water comes out but then it’s evident its’ not heating up? That sums up the punt with Miley in 2015.
Her new flat is literally across the street from Earl’s Court Underground. The apartment block is dark and dingy; weird considering its classed as a high rent area.
I was nervous to see how she’s changed in the 3 years since we last met.
Miley answers the door but is immediately is cold, distant, disinterested and her hair is short and put up. I noticed the flat is a mess and very dark with blacked out windows.
Her attitude stank and made no effort to get the ball rolling.
A stark contrast from 2012 when she opened the door in a schoolgirl uniform with a beaming smile- backlit by sunlight, shoulder length locks and an offer of a power shower and other accommodating gestures.
Having met Miley before she didn’t remember my face but seemed disorientated by the fact I was acting like we had met.
I didn’t feel like answering said questions because everytime I asked a question “do you do service X, can I use your shower, your price is £110” was met with unnecessary Vicky Pollard face gestures and vocalisations of- “eh?”, “what!”, “why’d you ask that?”, “no!”.
At times I was wondering if we were having the same conversation; or whether she was being confrontational and awkward to sabotage her career.
The Good
The booking process went smoothly. She didn’t accept an advanced booking but answered phone in a timely manner.
Miley still does her entire likes list with no hidden costs and at a time when many central London escorts, commanding £90 for 30 minutes there is no doubt she is exceptional VM.
Despite a notable lack of emotional investment and with the magic gone- Miley is physically attractive (body wise) and made a physical effort to finish me.
The bad
Flat is terrible. I wasn’t offered a shower for good reason. It’s tiny, dirty and there was no hot water. It’s also one of those valve showers attached to bath facet by a pipe.
Miley’s sexy swagger has gone- hence the reliance on using photo shoots from 2012 with her modelling outfits. I seriously doubt she’d dress up on request given her now absent accommodating nature.
Energy is not there anymore. I’ll hold the memory of viewing her riding me vigorously, her planting a kiss on my lips, neck, her Smiling and teasing from 2012.
Conclusion
The booking was kind of like attending your favourite band’s reunion gig.
Everything is how it was years ago but said chemistry, magic is gone and they’re just in it for the money.
Spit on the lower back- leave the money on the counter and call it love.
That was my experience with Miley,
