Daily Rubbish

[draper99]

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looks like you have a bit of fame DG..lol

50 girls in paisley...pffttt, would love to see 10 that were not junkies

[Stickynicky69]

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looks like you have a bit of fame DG..lol

50 girls in paisley...pffttt, would love to see 10 that were not junkies

Oh god that's my profile they are talking about at the start .
God I'm shocked and a tad worried think I'll be taking my pics off for a while.
P.s I'm not a drug taker so you can score me off that list

[zag69]

The Daily Rubbish (I like that) are just trying to get some readership by fawning outrage about something the vast majority of people don't give a shit about. Does anyone still buy this rag? I only look at the website because it's free but would never actually part with money for. The sooner it goes bust the better.

I hope a certain cretin get's told to fuck off in the parliament and hopefully loses the seat at the elections.

[Waves]

They really are trying to name and shame here aren't they. Scary stuff!

[auldie63]

50 girls in Buddieland? They must be playing hide and seek.

[The Man With No Name]

"PROSTITUTES are using the internet to sell sex"

Aye, welcome to 2002. Backward, draconian, fuckwit hacks...

[DG]

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looks like you have a bit of fame DG..lol

50 girls in paisley...pffttt, would love to see 10 that were not junkies

Does my new found fame mean my money is no good in Paisley anymore? 

[moosehead69]

Change of name I think ... Ya weirdo !!!!

[DG]

Change of name I think ... Ya weirdo !!!!

I was thinking that 

[mavgoose]

Oh god that's my profile they are talking about at the start .
God I'm shocked and a tad worried think I'll be taking my pics off for a while.
P.s I'm not a drug taker so you can score me off that list

I thought that too when I first read that....

I wouldn't worry. As someone says above. Sex for sale on the internet is hardly earth shattering news.

[bigmike32]

I was shocked i thought we were only buying companionship

[mavgoose]

I was shocked i thought we were only buying companionship

You are. Companionship for your boaby and her holes.

 

[bigmike32]

 

[Game of scones]

Reminds me of a time in the blytheswood sauna receptionist shouted through to the lounge "who's boaby? "To be answered bu aw the hoors oambdays boaby! !

[Poopster]

 

What a fucking low-rent rag.  I feel sorry for the poor journo who took that to their editor.  Ground-breaking investigative journalism it ain't, you'll never make the big time newspapers like The Metro with garbage like that.

What next? Schoolkids carrying lethal compasses in their school bags?  The sociological revelation that earnings can be linked to purchases?

[Courtney]

.....sounds like Chris Taylor is jealous.   

[OldAdmin]

Where are those quotes from?

The Alimo review quote looks like one from UKP?

pretty central in Paisley easily found, car parking a bit of a nightmare, close to college so lack of spaces, probably ok at nights/weekends when college isnt open though an nightmare during day.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64449.0

He wrote: “Pretty central in Paisley, easily found. Car parking a bit of a nightmare, close to college ... so lack of spaces. Probably okay at nights and weekends when college isn’t open.”

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[DG]

Where are those quotes from?

The Alimo review quote looks like one from UKP?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64449.0
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I assumed the Alimo quote came from here; I was also quoted and it was definitely a UKP review I did a while ago.

[RandyF]

"A weirdo posting under the name..."

How dare they big man! OMG I near pished myself there...in anger and outrage, at this gutter journalism!! 

Name change would be good big man...and if that happened to be 'Superstar' I doubt anyone would object 

[DG]

"A weirdo posting under the name..."

How dare they big man! OMG I near pished myself there...in anger and outrage, at this gutter journalism!! 

Name change would be good big man...and if that happened to be 'Superstar' I doubt anyone would object 

 

[seeker]

"A weirdo posting under the name..."

How dare they big man! OMG I near pished myself there...in anger and outrage, at this gutter journalism!! 

Name change would be good big man...and if that happened to be 'Superstar' I doubt anyone would object 

Or even better ....A.Weirdo 

[DG]

Or even better ....A.Weirdo 

Not quite the anonymity I'd be after  I was thinking something like 'Maxx_Power' or maybe 'G_a_b_r_i_e_l' 

[bigmike32]

How about jose puntinho

[Chester Copperpot]

"PROSTITUTES are using the internet to sell sex"

Aye, welcome to 2002. Backward, draconian, fuckwit hacks...

Exactly. What a joke of an article.

[draper99]

lol..what a riot that shitrag record is!!
there has been a few articles across the paper media about prostitution recently and tbh no reader gives a toss about it anymore.

i mean 50 hoors across renfrewshire...they obviously haven't done a glasgow/edinburgh search...lol

and stickynicky your defo not one of the smackheads but there is a right few profiles in that area !

[RandyF]

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Oh for fucks sake man.  Think this Record/Mirror shit might have went viral 

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[DG]

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Oh for fucks sake man.  Think this Record/Mirror shit might have went viral 

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And I thought I had too much time on my hands?? Funny as fuck though Rand, hats off 

[Stickynicky69]

lol..what a riot that shitrag record is!!
there has been a few articles across the paper media about prostitution recently and tbh no reader gives a toss about it anymore.

i mean 50 hoors across renfrewshire...they obviously haven't done a glasgow/edinburgh search...lol

and stickynicky your defo not one of the smackheads but there is a right few profiles in that area !

Their is a few smack heads on AW known ones too who the hell books them ?lol
The Record is shit I'm just hoping it blows over quickly and I can get back too it

[Happyjose]

And I thought I had too much time on my hands?? Funny as fuck though Rand, hats off 

Note the quote from the cop in no way agrees with the tone of the badly written article, in fact it seems more enlightened than we've seen in the past.

I guess the 2nd rate hack must be a member here. Good luck carving out a career with the quality of that pish

Quite like the idea of a romp though - makes you sound like a modern day Sid James

[Courtney]

Oh for fucks sake man.  Think this Record/Mirror shit might have went viral 

.....now the T-shirts! 

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(sorry DG, couldn't resist!) 

[DG]

.....now the T-shirts! 

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(sorry DG, couldn't resist!) 

Modelled by RandyF perhaps? 

[Courtney]

Modelled by RandyF perhaps? 

....could be.

.....it's not me anyway, I'm younger and more handsome. 

[GraysonD]

The quote from the cop wasn't as bad as I'd expect to be honest

[DG]

....could be.

.....it's not me anyway, I'm younger and more handsome. 

Of course you are  but oddly Randy did spring to mind as soon as I saw it   

[JazzMan]

"PROSTITUTES are using the internet to sell sex"

eBay was founded in California on September 3, 1995.

Now over 20 years later this internet thing is being used in Renfrewshire.

This is a SHOCK headline from the Daily Record.

[Courtney]

Of course you are 

The quote from the cop wasn't as bad as I'd expect to be honest

Yeah, at least the cop is talking sense....unlike the rest of the drivel that's been written.

[5th Musketeer]

What a nasty hack job, I bet Chris Taylor had a good wank while doing his deep research on this ridiculous article.

However, it looks like the Paisley police department is busy trying to cope with REAL crime, per Chris Taylor (their star reporter ) on February, 22:
"There are nearly 20 anti-social crimes reported in Paisley every day . Renfrewshire Council statistics expose an increase in nuisance behaviour blighting the lives of families and businesses across the town." 

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[Squire Haggard]

I always bury the Daily Fucktard under copies of the Sun. If its ''readers'' cant see it and dont think that its there, then they wont buy it.

[bigmike32]

I always buy the daily rubbish ot comes in handy if i run out of toilet roll.

[Squire Haggard]

Trinity Mirror haven't recovered fully from the 2009 crash, which is good news. The max length chart shows their decline. They produce only hate filled moronic rubbish at both national and local level. I'm happy to hasten their demise, by putting copies of rivals on top of them, burying them, at every opportunity. 

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[RandyF]

The Daily Record's by far the biggest selling newspaper in Scotland.  Scottish Sun does maybe half, what the record does at best.

As to whose reading it?  Members of your family, your workmates, friends, neighbours most probably 

[Squire Haggard]

The Daily Record's by far the biggest selling newspaper in Scotland.  Scottish Sun does maybe half, what the record does at best.

As to whose reading it?  Members of your family, your workmates, friends, neighbours most probably 

My family and workmates wont be buying it, as they have brain cells. As for some of the neighbours, I cant be sure. 

The Scottish Sun is the biggest seller in Scotland, although the difference isn't huge, at 224,298 as against 190,985.

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[pieeyedpiper]

One place I have never looked at is Paisley, the thought of being directed to some dodgy place in Ferguslie Park kinds put me off 

[Squire Haggard]

One place I have never looked at is Paisley, the thought of being directed to some dodgy place in Ferguslie Park kinds put me off 

I was in a Paisley pub in the 80s, perhaps my only time in one. I was sitting with 2 male friends when this older guy came and sat down at the same table. He asked if we could get him some paper towels from the toilets as he said that he had just been stabbed. We just ignored him. A weird guy and a weird experience. I dont think that we went back there.

[pieeyedpiper]

That is won of those WTF experiences............

[auldie63]

I was in a Paisley pub in the 80s, perhaps my only time in one. I was sitting with 2 male friends when this older guy came and sat down at the same table. He asked if we could get him some paper towels from the toilets as he said that he had just been stabbed. We just ignored him. A weird guy and a weird experience. I dont think that we went back there.

Someone tells you that they have just been stabbed and you just ignore them. Very public spirited, I can only hope that somebody returns that sort of courtesy to you sometime.
Was he beneath your social strata?

[Squire Haggard]

Someone tells you that they have just been stabbed and you just ignore them. Very public spirited, I can only hope that somebody returns that sort of courtesy to you sometime.
Was he beneath your social strata?

We didn't think that he had been stabbed. He didn't seem to be in pain. Why did he come to our table? I would have thought that he would have asked at the bar if they could phone for an ambulance, and be sitting near there with concerned staff nearby. None of that was happening. Why was he still drinking alcohol, which thins the blood? The guy hadn't been stabbed, that's why.

A possible  motive would be to quietly sit at the tables of newcomers to the bar, and quietly make sure that they dont want to return. He could have be doing an owner of a rival pub a favour.  Or was there someone else ready to rob us at knifepoint in the toilets? I cant think of other motives.

[5th Musketeer]

We didn't think that he had been stabbed. He didn't seem to be in pain. Why did he come to our table? I would have thought that he would have asked at the bar if they could phone for an ambulance, and be sitting near there with concerned staff nearby. None of that was happening. Why was he still drinking alcohol, which thins the blood? The guy hadn't been stabbed, that's why.

A possible  motive would be to quietly sit at the tables of newcomers to the bar, and quietly make sure that they dont want to return. He could have be doing an owner of a rival pub a favour.  Or was there someone else ready to rob us at knifepoint in the toilets? I cant think of other motives.

1. He could have had a buddy waiting to mug you in the toilet when you went for the paper towels.
2. Wanted to start a conversation with you and couldn't think of a better way than to come up with something that would make you say "WHAT!!!  ?"

[auldie63]

Jesus you guys must walk about in a constant state of terror.

[5th Musketeer]

Jesus you guys must walk about in a constant state of terror.

Actually, it sounds like he must have read "Etiquette" from W.S. Gilbert's Bab Ballads.  Need to be introduced before talking to a stranger!