I was down working in North Tyneside the other week, finished the job early
and had some paper work to do for it, and I could do that at home. So, (The meager brain cell was working overtime)
. I fancied something a little different, so decided on a “Rub n Tug”. A quick Google and search on UKP, came up with a few reviews, this place and a youngish Chinese girl called Kayleigh caught my eye.
External Link/Members OnlySo, with a quick phone call, I enquired about a booking with young Kayleigh. I made a booking for an hour’s massage in an hour’s time, with Kayleigh.
Got the address off UKP, after failing miserably in deciphering the “Pigeon English in a Chinese Accent” and headed off for the place in North Shields. Found the street, and the shop, parking was a bit hard to find as the street was busy at the time. Entered the shop, and to me it was like the “Black Hole of Calcutta”
I told the old lady at the desk I was there to see “Young Kayleigh” she summoned a middle aged woman who said “She” was Young Kayleigh, I said NO, Young Kayleigh not you.
Again she said “She” was Young Kayleigh and the price was £40. Now something stuck in my one brain cell from one of the reviews, about a middle aged woman with wooly tights on who wasn’t the correct Kayleigh. Who wasn’t much good at “Massage or Owt Else” for that matter, I said No Thanks,
and on this occasion, the brain cell over-ruled the balls. So with a swift “About Turn” and “By the Left Quick March” I legged it back to the car to “Get the Fuck out of Dodge City”
Unfortunately I didn’t have a “Back Up” plan in place, so off home and do me job paperwork, that got sorted quicker than expected.
