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A lacklustre punt which quite frankly I don't intend to repeat again but as we all know in this line of fun nothing is quite ever guaranteed.
Booking Process
Communication with Jamie is nice and easy. She is pretty easy going. It was a same day booking so we bounced off several emails via AW. I was enticed by her pics and feedback and her review left on here by OneEyedSnake. So I decided on the time and Jamie informed me that she required 1 hours notice. All pretty straight forward. Then I got a message saying that she had to cancel cos her friend who she shares the apartment with needed it. I then got a message a few mins later suggesting that we could book a hotel but it'd then have to be a 45 mins booking for £100. I readily agreed simply because I wasn't thinking with my brain but with the man downstairs. Anyway, 15 or so mins elapsed and Jamie emailed me back saying that she could see me at her house at a later time. I thought result... so I make my way down to Barnsley and arrive 15 mins early. The location felt very safe and secure with plenty of free parking. I open on AW to see emails from Jamie saying that she was running late and if the booking could be pushed back. I again thought no problem. I must say that had this been a EE girl my sixth sense would've been tingling and I probably would have driven off. Jamie being a British and namely a Yorkshire girl was what kept me waiting. I then finally got a message on my phone to come to the door...
Venue
Jamie's home. A nice big shower. The room was an absolute mess though. Clothes and shoes everywhere.
Description
Jamie is around 5'7. Just a little shorter than me. She has blonde hair which reaches her shoulders. My first impressions were that she didn't make much of an effort to get ready. There I was wearing my best shirt with my fav cologne on with my hair all done and here's the lady I'm about to pay for sex with clothes on similar to those people who attend the Jeremy Kyle show (I don't mean to be offensive). It looked like she hadn't brushed her hair either. I know I'm being overtly critical but when you've had the pleasure of Candii, Sienna and Angel to name but a few the bare minimum is that a lady should make some effort. Jamie has nice size tits which are all natural but her teeth sadly aren't the best. In her pics her arse looks more peachy and smackable but it didn't look half as impressive in the flesh.
Meeting
Even though I had showered I decided to shower again. A nice big shower with hot water and I dried myself with the biggest towel I'd ever seen. All showered and I knocked on the bedroom. Jamie was getting ready and usually at this point I have a raging hard on and thoughts of fucking this girl I'm with consume. I simply did not fancy Jamie. Her pics are not really very accurate I'm afraid to say. I still wanted to make the most of the booking so I handed over the money and was about to lean in for a kiss when Jamie popped off to the toilet. I was like OK no big deal.. 5 mins later she came back and started to engage in conversation. She's a very friendly girl and I don't mind a bit of a chat but I'm there for a shag so I wanted to make a move. Jamie then asked me that am I Asian and I replied in the affirmative. I mention this cos it saved me at the end of the booking. She told me that she was going to attend her Asian friends wedding and she wanted advice as to what to wear and what gifts to give. I engaged in wedding talk FFS for a few mins but again didn't mind so much. Then the action began. Kissing which led to DFK and me sucking and playing with her tits. Jamie then proceeded to blow me and this is where she excels. A great bout of OWO with even some DT. Nice attention paid to my balls and plenty of spit applied. It was time for the rubber and I wanted Jamie to ride me whilst also choking me. This is where it all went downhill. Jamie wasn't showing much enthusiasm. I then thought I'd dictate the booking and took her in missionary. I wasn't allowed to pump with any vigour and Jamie was holding my cock so I couldn't really fully insert. I punt for this reason mainly. I wanna be balls deep inside a lady. I'm not even very big so I can't have been hurting her. I then wanted her in doggie and this is where my mood was completely killed. I took her from behind and literally 10 secs later Jamie very nonchalantly said she needed the toilet again. In my 7 years of punting I've never had a lady go twice to the bathroom that too in a 30 min booking. She again took almost 5 mins and I tried to keep an erection by gently wanking myself. No apology no nothing and Jamie laid on her back whilst I pumped away (which again wasn't really possible as she was holding my cock). I was fed up at this point and enquired if I could cum on her face and Jamie said that was fine. It was off with the rubber and Jamie was sucking me off whilst gently wanking me until I exploded in her mouth. Jamie let most of it dribble onto her hands and deposited it in the bathroom. I intended before the booking for 2 pops but I wasn't in any mood to even consider going again and hopped into the shower. Now I was in the shower and was rather miffed at how poor the booking was. I was intending on reviewing it and giving it a neutral..... BUT THEN....
I am putting on my clothes and Jamie tells me her father is outside and I need to get out. I start to panic (note this was a 30 min punt and it had only been 25 mins at this point) I was seething inside but quickly proceeded to fuck off out of there. As I was going downstairs Jamie told me to tell her father that I only came to drop of a wedding invitation and that I'm a friend of the person who's wedding she's attending. Thankfully, I kept my nerve and her father bless him bought it. Seemed like a really nice man. I left the house and quickly drove off.
Money
I paid Jamie £75 for 30 mins. The booking took place today. (Note on AW her rate is £70 for 30 mins but she clarified that it's actually £75)
Pros
Nice body
Nice shower
Good OWO
Took a huge load in the mouth
Cons
Penetrative sex was awful
Her disruption x2
Poor planning
Not the best teeth I'm afraid to say. Sorry for sounding harsh but I can't lie.
Her father at the end
Would I return - NO.
Conclusion
I was sooooo looking forward to seeing this lady. However, I felt rather cheated by it all. It was effectively £75 for oral in 10 mins and that was it really.
