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OverviewNeutral. Alexa was lovely, in a very girl next door kind of way. I wouldn’t return. It was okay, but read on to find out why I’ve rated neutral
CommsAs always with Premium, comms are dead simple. A few texts back and forth and I’m all booked in. I have the apartment number and gate code provided at the time of booking, it’s a same day booking and took place a few weeks back
VenueThe usual location, in Gateshead close to the High Level Bridge and The Hilton. It was an evening punt, the weather was awful, lashing rain and dark. I’m not from Gateshead and don’t know it that well, so sat nav is my friend. When visiting these apartments I would usually park for free in Half Moon Lane or Hudson Lane, however the access to this seemed impossible to find. I’d been given a postcode which my satnav described as Bottle Bank and in hindsight I now know these are close together yet not easy to get to Half Moon Lane from Bottle Bank. The road into Bottle Bank was closed and I had to follow a diversion which took me over the Tyne Bridge and into Newcastle itself, and then back towards Gateshead
Askew Road heading into Newcastle is now bus only and a right turn is required, meaning a lengthy detour around Gateshead town centre. Anyway it all got very stressful, I was nearly late despite having left longer than usual to get there. I ended up somehow outside The Hilton and had little choice given the time, than to park in the Hilton’s car park, luckily managing to snag what seemed to be the last space. Cost £6. A ride in the lift, followed by a 2 minute walk, and I’d arrived. Buzzed in, still suffering from traffic and parking stress, I made my way to the apartment door
AppearanceAlexa is a slim brunette, with a girl next door look. Her English is almost non existent, and it was at times frustrating trying to communicate with her. Towards the end of the meet, when readying to leave, we had a short conversation on Google translate which was much more successful. She has smooth skin, is medium height and I’d guess 34B bust, and a pretty smile. Stated age 21, I though she might be a touch older, which she is
The meetAlexa let me in to the apartment, and was wearing underwear and heels. I followed her through to the bedroom, which was quite dark, and she did offer to put the light on. However since the venetian blind had seen better days and was bent in places, I could see out and therefore others could see in. This was a ground floor apartment and I decided that discretion was appropriate as I didn’t wish to put on a show for anyone walking past, so opted for lights off!
We got on the bed, Alexa undressed (a little quickly for my liking) and encouraged me to do the same. We had a good snog, she’s quite a kisser and I adore deep French kissing. Next came one of the two events that really caused me to rate this as neutral. Alexa got up off the bed, walked to a shelf, and squeezed a big dollop of lube into her hand, and proceeded to apply it liberally to herself.
Since I planned to give her oral fairly shortly, this seemed a very odd thing to have done. There was no discussion, nor even sign language about whether I wanted her to do this. She just did it. What followed was some very nice OWO - not the best I’ve had, but very pleasant indeed and I had to ask her to stop after a few minutes as she’d got the sap rising. I indicated that I wanted to go down on her, so she now gets up from the bed again as she has to get a tissue and remove all the lube from herself
As you might imagine dear reader, there were traces remaining, along with the smell of the lube itself, which masked her own natural smells and juices and killed the experience somewhat. She made some noises to indicate she enjoyed being gone down on, and took a finger too, but I never got her to orgasm, or even close
Next she dives off the bed and leaves the room, through the open door. She has gone to the other end of the hallway and I have no idea why. Post punt analysis, and I think it’s likely she was checking her phone. After a minute she returned and things continued. Lots of lovely kissing, fingering and playing with her lovely tits, and kissing her rather pert nipples
Now came the second event which has meant this rated as neutral, although I was in two minds to make it a negative, as it unnerved me so much! Alexa jumps off the bed and exits the room, this time she goes into another room, which I quickly realise is the bathroom. I hear what sounds like her having a wee, and then the sound of the shower running. Then she says in a very loud voice from within the bathroom “you fucking bastard”! The shower continues to run and my mind races: what the fuck have I done to her to warrant an outburst like that? I’d been fingering her, have I hurt her, been too rough, made her bleed? Nightmare!
I have no idea what the issue is. I’d never knowingly cause pain or discomfort to anyone and I’m genuinely unsettled at this turn of events. To the point that I lose my hard on, and decide for safety’s sake, I should get dressed. I have no idea what is going on, but if anything goes off, I don’t want to be bollock naked. So I get dressed, sit on the bed, and wonder what will happen next. The shower stops running and after another minute or so, a naked Alexa returns to the bedroom
She is wondering why I’m dressed. With gestures, with me repeating her outburst back to her, and eventually with the help of google translate, I explain. She shows me a video on her phone, she has sent to someone, which she has recorded in the bathroom, with her saying in the video “you fucking bastard”. So it wasn’t addressed to me, she was sending a WhatsApp to someone during the punt!!
Anyway the mood is completed dead for me, my heart is still beating faster than I’d like. I don’t get to have sex with her, my desire is by now completely dead, more dead than a bag full of dead dogs (to misquote Monty Python, possibly) So we chat via app until it’s time for me to go. She told me she was going to Glasgow in the morning and would be back in Newcastle the next weekend. Premium’s website describes her as “touring”. Although it also describes her as Polish - English, and aged 21. She is pure Polish, and 26. So I never got to fuck her, and felt a bit cheated. Not directly her fault, but I was very unnerved by the fact she upped and left me without any explanation, to go to the bathroom, for a wee and a wash and by her outburst while she was in there
SummaryA nice ‘girl next door’. Some odd behaviour which led to me being spooked!! I got the impression that she does not enjoy her line of work. I didn’t see any sign of a caesarian scar, as others have mentioned, but it was quite dark. Pleasant enough girl, let down by an almost complete lack of English (except to be able to fluently exclaim “you fucking bastard”!) and being prone to getting up and leaving the room without any explanation. The early doors application of copious amounts of lube, and the mood killing bathroom scene at the end are what has given this a neutral, and nearly a negative. I would not return
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