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She's not even fit? Anyway I saw her a few days ago. Met at a hotel, nice location no complaints there but I'd rather have met someone else in a dirty council flat and had good service. I would rather have fucked eli69's worst. Anyway. I chose her because she had an honest profile and thought we may have some things in common, plus I may have thought because she is 'more normal' she may give amazing service.
I've put the important bits in italics.It's funny how a woman can turn into a bitch when money changes hands - playing into every "whore" stereotype. Had a brief but fun chat to start with, money changed hands, got undressed. She put massage oil on her hands and offered massage, I refused - maybe that pissed her off. She massaged my cock and starting giving me head. I thrust into her mouth, maybe that pissed her off but if a man thrusts deeper he wants deeper throat she only sucked the tip, weak gag reflex? - and she says she has no complaints about her technique. I will admit I slightly pushed her head wanting her to go deeper, she didn't but she didn't complain, if she did that would be understandable.
Moved her arm on to my chest - she said she isn't submissive in any way and got pissed off again. She said to tell her if I was going to cum as she doesn't like the taste. I said: having cum in mouth is alright when you get used to the taste, I can snowball my own cum(no-one else's). but it took me a while to do this without wretching Undressed her she was wearing lingerie. I hadn't pre-cum by this point.
She said she was insulted about the comment I made about getting used to the taste of cum because she is experienced so knows this - I didn't say "I want you to gag on my cum, you cum rag whore!" right? An innocuous statement, trying to lighten the mood and she further complained about moving her arm. Licked her out was OK, couldn't make her cum, tasted like she had just had a piss mind you.
Held her stomach she said I was holding her too tight and we stopped. Got hard again, tried for sex, on with the latex,
I rub my cock to keep hard and to try and slip it in - she said she would have to change the condom because I touched it Apparently she doesn't want to get ill or an infection and be off work she has five years experience so knows these things - I could understand it if I fingered her because I could give her cystitis but that's a new one on me obviously didn't want to fuck me. Went limp again, thought I could make amends with a cuddling and kiss session maybe get hard and wank onto her - chance would be a fine thing. I hug her she put her arm (loosely) around me, obviously not into it - I wasn't really. I didn't kiss her, her-smacked-arse-for-a-face put me off I felt her tits, legs, stomach etc
stroked her ribs - she said not to tickle her (it was more stroking) and she was offended, she did say not to tickle her earlier on, maybe I crossed the line slightly but the parts where people are ticklish are usually erogenous zones, right? I decided to get dressed, she took the hump big time and said "I took the piss" by tickling her.
I left said goodbye she said nothing - what a cunt (not her pussy though that was awful).
There's a lesson here: If it don't feel right, walk.
She clearly didn't fancy me which is fine, unlike her I have no body issues but thought it could be good if I got into it. She may or may not have 5 years of escorting I have been punting for slightly less time but I'm sure have more sexual experience, so a lesson to WGs is even if punters can be wrong don't just presume and be a know-it-all because he may know more than you.
I should have stayed in and had a Barclays at least that way I could feel 'hole'. I can assure anyone I am very clean but do have body hair but she had hair around her belly button - I do but I'm male, a bit of effort a 5 minute salon job would sort it. I'm surprised she has any good feedback. If I had shagged the girl it may have took the sting out or if she was pretty or if I came just once. If only I could have said: not being rude but I think I'll see someone else, at the start. Proof even experienced punters or semi pros can have bad experiences.
If any punters or WGs on here can tell me if I did anything wrong, please do. I'm not always a good judge of these things.
Thanks for reading and may your punts be better, regardless if you're a punter or WG.
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