Hotels / discreet apartments

[Bring me sunshine]

Gents, I usually use 5 star hotels for my fun , not going to deny I am very much a snob when it comes to hotels , I tend to use suites as I like the space and enjoy using all the furniture in the rooms , desk , sofas or maybe the floor to ceiling windows - just my preference so please don't think I'm Charlie big bananas it's just my preference , anyway I've used all the major ones Sanderson , Mayfair , langham and actually a really good 4 star one park plaza Westminster bridge - they have some great suites with outside terrace overlooking Big Ben and the top suite has a spiral staircase and one huge bathroom.
On the hunt for any other tips with really big rooms or apartments with a private entrance ( not interested in ones with a porter) I used to use the private apartments at the hemple they were ideal as nobody saw any comings or goings so to speak .
Anyone got any ideas on any other hotels or apartments I can use 1 day at a time.
Thanks gents

[Sedlmayer]

Gents, I usually use 5 star hotels for my fun , not going to deny I am very much a snob when it comes to hotels , I tend to use suites as I like the space and enjoy using all the furniture in the rooms , desk , sofas or maybe the floor to ceiling windows - just my preference so please don't think I'm Charlie big bananas it's just my preference , anyway I've used all the major ones Sanderson , Mayfair , langham and actually a really good 4 star one park plaza Westminster bridge - they have some great suites with outside terrace overlooking Big Ben and the top suite has a spiral staircase and one huge bathroom.
On the hunt for any other tips with really big rooms or apartments with a private entrance ( not interested in ones with a porter) I used to use the private apartments at the hemple they were ideal as nobody saw any comings or goings so to speak .
Anyone got any ideas on any other hotels or apartments I can use 1 day at a time.
Thanks gents

Personally if someone with very few pervious posts come on here naming hotels and asking others to do the same, my spidey sense starts to tingle.

Be that as it may, it is counter-productive to name, on a public forum, hotels or apartment blocks as it may encourage them to tighten their security.
These companies employ agencies who monitor mentions of their hotels web crawlers and can easily pick up on this type of thing.
Private messaging is the way to go here.

[smiths]

Personally if someone with very few pervious posts come on here naming hotels and asking others to do the same, my spidey sense starts to tingle.

Be that as it may, it is counter-productive to name, on a public forum, hotels or apartment blocks as it may encourage them to tighten their security.
These companies employ agencies who monitor mentions of their hotels web crawlers and can easily pick up on this type of thing.
Private messaging is the way to go here.

Yes i agree. IMO its in my interests for specific hotels to not be mentioned on the open forum just in case. Sticking to just general information is smarter in my view.

[Bring me sunshine]

point taken, although having lived in a hotel in more than 1 country for 3 months at a time i can assure you that all hotels are aware what goes on , they are not bothered if people visit residents rooms as long as no disturbance to other guests takes place , i wasn't about to suggest placing a sandwich board outside to inform people these hotels are escort friendly.

Apologies if anybody feels i have put too much info on here , if the moderator wants to remove i understand,

[Sedlmayer]

point taken, although having lived in a hotel in more than 1 country for 3 months at a time i can assure you that all hotels are aware what goes on , they are not bothered if people visit residents rooms as long as no disturbance to other guests takes place , i wasn't about to suggest placing a sandwich board outside to inform people these hotels are escort friendly.

Apologies if anybody feels i have put too much info on here , if the moderator wants to remove i understand,

I agree that hotels know what's what.
 I saw VioletGray a couple of days ago in a hotel that is used by lots of prostitutes, and the maid saw me knocking on the door which had a Do Not Disturb sign on it. Must have been pretty obvious, and a substantial proportion of their bookings must come from prostitutes - I've seen three or four different girls there in the last year or so.
However even if the General Manager of that branch doesn't care personally, if he gets pressure from above (head office worried about their image) he will have to take action. Naming particular hotels can therefore be counter-productive, so discretion is best.

[bestbefore]

I agree that hotels know what's what.
 I saw VioletGray a couple of days ago in a hotel that is used by lots of prostitutes, and the maid saw me knocking on the door which had a Do Not Disturb sign on it. Must have been pretty obvious, and a substantial proportion of their bookings must come from prostitutes - I've seen three or four different girls there in the last year or so.
However even if the General Manager of that branch doesn't care personally, if he gets pressure from above (head office worried about their image) he will have to take action. Naming particular hotels can therefore be counter-productive, so discretion is best.

Yes, I think there are many budget hotels near stations in London where prostitution is so rife that the management and staff clearly know what is going on. However they presumably have to achieve sales targets so are unlikely to turn such regular business away. But we do need to avoid naming them on public forums such as this.

[LL]

I tend to use suites as I like the space and enjoy using all the furniture in the rooms , desk , sofas.

What you haven't fucked one over the antique trouser press yet? (and with your nuts nestled in the top of a fucking ice bucket) 

[Turtle1]

75% of my punts over the previous 10 years happened in a hotel of some form and most of it was on company expense and work purposes. So naturally Id go out my way to book as lavish as i was possibly was aloud. Here is the catch i had to start downgrading once i was really into Escorts. Most of the high end hotels will sniff a call girl out and you know the rest. Especially when youre using the same hotel again in the future. I dont even know where im going with this

[raylondoner]

Girls ALOUD! 

[LL]

75% of my punts over the previous 10 years happened in a hotel of some form and most of it was on company expense and work purposes. So naturally Id go out my way to book as lavish as i was possibly was aloud. Here is the catch i had to start downgrading once i was really into Escorts. Most of the high end hotels will sniff a call girl out and you know the rest. Especially when youre using the same hotel again in the future. I dont even know where im going with this

Yawnville?

[Sedlmayer]

75% of my punts over the previous 10 years happened in a hotel of some form and most of it was on company expense and work purposes. So naturally Id go out my way to book as lavish as i was possibly was aloud. Here is the catch i had to start downgrading once i was really into Escorts. Most of the high end hotels will sniff a call girl out and you know the rest. Especially when youre using the same hotel again in the future. I dont even know where im going with this

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Possibly best to avoid posting when pissed mate 

[Turtle1]

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Possibly best to avoid posting when pissed mate 

was it that obvious i had a few drinks

[Jason]

On SAAFE the prossies have a thread in their off-topic section (evident from references in the public one) so perhaps we can do the same here.

Regarding the 4 star hotel in Westminster that the OP refers to I stayed there several times first time in 2010. It is a very good and very large hotel. However for punting purposes it is expensive plus the soundproofing is not good at all especially of the internal rooms (the low rate ones tagged as ‘Superior with Internal View’). The internal rooms also don't have natural light as windows are internal. I actually upgraded to the external studios the first time I stayed there –studios are very good but typically £200+ depending on the date. You don't book such hotel for a 1hr punt but at least for 2-3hrs or overnights. Did I mention that I did a couple of overnights there?
 
The four budget hotel chains in UK are not particularly ‘escort friendly’ (not that the aforementioned hotel is) as most of their hotels need a card to access the lifts BUT they are extremely ‘pocket friendly’ especially on Fridays and Sundays (as most hotels) and especially if booked 2-3 weeks in advance - they cost only £30-£60 per night. If worried you can book using an anonymous pre-paid card although you can also book on ‘behalf of someone else’. Some very new hotels don't even have receptionists for traditional check in – you check in on a touchscreen computer by filling up your booking details and numbers or scanning a barcode. There may me a receptionist around similar to those at Tesco/ Asda / Sainsbury's that are around to help with the self-checkout.

You can also book hotels for daytime (typically 9/10am-5/6pm) usage only (just google ‘day time hotels London’). The good thing with daytime hotel reservations via the these sites is that you don't need to book with a credit/debit card (in case you don't have an anonymous one and you don't want to leave trace). Just name, surname and email and then the reservation is sent to your email. Then you show the printed reservation at the reception (traditional one), sometimes you will be asked to fill in a questionnaire like address and name and *you pay in cash*.