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Offline threechilliman

I want you to stretch my cunt"

I've had that one and it lit the blue touch paper with me. Whispered in my ear....oh YES!!

Offline guymids-72

I've had that one and it lit the blue touch paper with me. Whispered in my ear....oh YES!!

Mmm...Diana in Manchester?? If yes she seems to have stopped. Shame as a repeat visit was going to be on the cards.


Offline threechilliman

Mmm...Diana in Manchester?? If yes she seems to have stopped. Shame as a repeat visit was going to be on the cards.

Correct. So wrong coming from her but so right. My head spun as she said it.

Offline happyharry

It was about three years ago. After a particularly enjoyable hour (for both of is ?) she said "You know, you could do this work". I convinced myself that she meant it !

Offline dirkdiggler583

One english said to me before Christmas.
'Why are you visiting girls like me, you're to nice you need to settle down with someone decent'
whilst I was processing that she then said
'Do you want to cum on my face, tits or arse ?'
.... I think she answered her own question !

Offline Analist

'Would you like to say hello to my mother?'

This happened in Brazil with a young WG that I met a few times. Her mother was fully aware of what the daughter was doing and indeed she was supporting the whole family financially. Her mother was also the WGs driver. After one session, as she was leaving, she said her mother was waiting in the car and whether I'd like to meet her. Since I got along well with the WG, went outside, said hello and mum and I had a short chat with my broken Portuguese. The next time, I remember giving the WG some cakes to pass on to mum.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2018, 06:45:03 pm by Analist »

Offline boardyhell

One english said to me before Christmas.
'Why are you visiting girls like me, you're to nice you need to settle down with someone decent'
whilst I was processing that she then said
'Do you want to cum on my face, tits or arse ?'
.... I think she answered her own question !
fucking hilarious,love it :yahoo:

Punter115

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The escort I had a few weeks ago said to me after she had been on top and had ridden the fuck out of me...
“ you have a lovely cock that stays hard ,not like these big ones that just hurt” .

I think somewhere in that statement was a sort of compliment ..well I hope so .    :hi:

Offline misterx

A petite red head said to me after CIM and swallowing, ‘That’s a lot of cum, have you been saving up for me?’ I hadn’t; it was just one of those ‘good days’.

Still the best sex/session I’ve ever had. She appeared to have retired a few years ago, but fortunately I filmed our session (with her consent) so I can watch back with fond memories.

Offline HKS15

The one that just popped into my head on this subject was in a punt with a girl called Bethany at the now closed Sandy's Superstars, the stroppy cow was moaning that I kept changing positions, which was killing any kind of arousal I previously had, after my dick kept going floppy from her endless amounts of whining that I actually wanted a proper service and wasn't going to be one of the usual chumps who frequented their brothels who nutted after about 5 minutes of the 30 minute booking and left, she said to me something along the lines of, "it ain't my job to make you cum". I remember wanting to burst out laughing and tell her, "yeah, it kinda is", but I'm too polite.

Offline anotherwoody69

Mine goes back many years....

Drilling a real posh totty, very Sloane Ranger type (for those old enough to recall), from behind when she looks over her shoulder at me and in an upper crust accent says "do you want to bugger me now".

Offline Strokemeplease

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she looks over her shoulder at me and in an upper crust accent says "do you want to bugger me now".

And did you?

Offline Bangers and Gash

''Maan, you fuck like an animal'' 

:D


Offline threechilliman

Mine goes back many years....

Drilling a real posh totty, very Sloane Ranger type (for those old enough to recall), from behind when she looks over her shoulder at me and in an upper crust accent says "do you want to bugger me now".

I can imagine...... :thumbsup:

Offline hendrix

Not a single thing. I've clearly been seeing the wrong prossies  :cry:

Offline Whirl Pool

For me it has to be:

“Any chance of a lift to the Co-Op?”

Which tells me I must have been doing something wrong all these years if you guys are making girls run out of the room with pleasure or they are introducing you to their mothers!

I actually gave her a lift too.

Offline joe diddley

At a party in my late 50s (and therefore already an oldie) the girl who was sucking me said "Come in my young mouth!".

Lacoster

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Don’t worry darling it happens all the time  :blush:

Offline albedo39

"it ain't my job to make you cum".

Eloquently put by a so-called WG, and there my friends is the crux (or crutch) of the problem!   :dash:

Offline Makkk1963

Stretch my cunt open wide and piss inside me please please........still see her now strangley enough

And the weirdest from an 18 year old whip me with your belt to which I duely  obliged.....no she said with the buckle end man she was one kinky girl I can tell you

VENORU175

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Not seen that many girls so far, but maybe the best thing i heard on my first ever punt was being offered a "free girl", a duo for the price of one for an hour, must have been a quiet day. :D
The last girl i saw said multiple times i had a really nice cock during a bj. I figure this kind of thing is heard often by punters though.

Offline dave_59

Was meeting a WG in a Nottingham Travel Lodge and see was having trouble finding the room, so rang me.

Went out to assist and on way back to my room heard these words....

"cheeking bitch looked at me like I was a prostitiue...."

Next 60 mins proved she was a good one too.

Offline Terryray

Two that spring to mind.

'You're a good looking guy for your age, I bet you were drop dead gorgeous when you were younger'. Sadly, back in the day, the girls, for some inexplicable reason, failed to notice this....

'D'you want to join me and my BF for a threesome, no charge?' 'Go on then.....'. She weren't kidding either.
like me when you had you didn't know what you had,

Offline MrMatrix

You're not putting that in my arse- it would destroy it.  Mmmm interesting me thought :rose:

Offline S.X. MacHine

GlasgowLucy, a revolving door prossie if ever there was, once complained that a punter had asked her to dress as a schoolgirl and call her 'daddy'.
Her memorable words to me were, 'What does he take me for, a slut?' Before anyone asks, she didn't mean it ironically; being totally serious.

Offline rubric

'Would you like to meet my cousin?' [by a spanish girl, her cousin was also a wg and it led to a memorable twosome a week later].
'I needed that' [a regular some years back, after she'd got back from holiday].


Offline RAJEC

'Would you like to meet my cousin?' [by a spanish girl, her cousin was also a wg and it led to a memorable twosome a week later].
'I needed that' [a regular some years back, after she'd got back from holiday].

Similar, was smashing a big arsed Arab regular on her sofa in her front lounge while her kids and husband were out, when she said “god I needed this today”. She was soaking wet and was genuinely in need of a good drilling that day... right place, right time!

Best bit was splattering over her face when I could take it no more. Oh to be a punter...  :angelgirl:

Offline Mifune

An older SP before we started: “I’m going to enjoy seducing you”.

Very Mrs Robinson and very hot.

Offline Littlefoot

I'm 5.7" the lady in question must have been 5.10" at least.

I tap on the door softly, she opens and grabs me by my coat collars, pulling me in she says "Oooo I'm going to have some fun with you"

Offline Redbull4

A few spring to mind.

Her: do you like football?
Me: nope
Her: are you gay?
Me nope
Her: think you are aren't you.  :unknown:

Another one that made me feel awkward.
Me: rolling over onto my back.
Her: you tired?
Me: yes
Her: you only lasted a minute  :(

Offline m4rmite

Have you been drinking?
Lol I had but just because i didn't pop in 5 minutes

Offline valdishere

"You may be small (only 5'8") but you sure can fuck hard" after a long 2nd session pop also got her off too. I knew she meant it! 

Offline jeanphillipe

My very first punt, at the end th punt. 'Are you on cocaine'?

WHG

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There’s been a few....
On my first meet with Hot Horny Tina, she pounced on me as soon as I stepped through the door. She got me in the room, slammed me against the wall, stuck her tongue down my throat again while grabbing my rapidly hardening crotch and said with devilish tone, “this cock is mine now!” And she was right, she absolutely gobbled me up.
On my second meet with her, we were intensely making out on the bed when she said something like, “you know what? I don’t care about the time, just enjoy!”
Again, she wasn’t lying, I stayed waaaaaay past the hour.

Another time was with HSG. For some reason, I wasn’t sure what name she was using at the time (some people were calling her Kate, some used Kasia). Mid Make out, I asked her and she replied in her porn star voice, “you can call me whatever you want, hun.”
I stuck to Kasia.....

Offline rocket88

On the first time I met the legend that was Chelsea at Fingertips Manchester, sat in the waiting area and she came in wearing black bra, panties and suspenders and she said 'Hello I'm Chelsea and I'm a whore'. After the half hour that followed I can confirm that was true.....

Offline nigel4498

 ' you may be old but you fuck like a steam train '
Hence, The inspiration for my Avatar.

Offline Cumberland

At Lady Marmalade Party London....’oh yes darling you fuck me good, my pussy is always open for you darling’. Must be said in a slutty EE accent for best effect.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2018, 06:48:11 pm by Cumberland »

Offline mr.bluesky

Often been told oooh strong boy ( if  I've managed to maintain a hard on for a fair amount of time) usually by Li of Coventry.  :D

Health and Fitness

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A WG asked me if I was in a relationship and when I said yes she berated me and told me that cheating is wrong and that I am not being a good person.

Since when did WG's preach morality to customers...  :unknown:

Offline Jamboney

A WG asked me if I was in a relationship and when I said yes she berated me and told me that cheating is wrong and that I am not being a good person.

I had the opposite of this. Had a WG tell me that because I was young and single I should be trying to pick up women in bars etc. When I explained to her why I believe punting is better than trying to pull civvies she didn't have much to say.

I once had an outcall with a WG who had a fetish for redheads. As soon as the door closed and she was in the room she practically shouted "I love fucking gingers!" Probably the only time being ginger has been a good thing, it was a pretty decent punt too  :wacko:

Offline fairfield

"You MEN! Y'all think we love THIS!" - spat out at me by a really fit Thai milf wg, while in mish. I replied, "Well. i'm enjoying meself."
She went stiff as aboard and clenched her fists - she really wanted to knock my lights out. But after what seem like ages she just went limp and i came to a finish asap. Don't think we said another word to each other - and ever since then i prefer a wg to say as little as possible.     

Offline redtill

do you wanna fuck my arse......I made it clear it was at her request & not mine though :D
Best one was "Its late....you might as well stay the night" :yahoo:
« Last Edit: March 27, 2018, 11:40:28 pm by redtill »

Offline bigbird

A Thai girl got my dick out of my pants and I was rock hard, she took one look and said....

“Oh my god, I must surley die”

 :D



Offline Drake90

"Want to see me in my Sainsburys uniform?"

Naaaa not too fussed actually!

bristolqwerty

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"Good, your not too big"  :(
"Yep, I'll do anal if you're not too big, yep that's fine its £40."   :cry:

Offline Turtle Z

"You have a pornstar cock"... Even if not true it was hilarious.

Offline Tantric_mat

Recently asked if I knew the best way to clean decking. This was during the clean up after the HE!

A while back I was told by a wg that I was no longer allowed to see her in a morning as she couldn’t be arsed to see anyone after my visits. She was dirty as fuck sadly she moved away.

Offline berksboy

« Last Edit: March 28, 2018, 04:15:03 pm by berksboy »

Offline mh

After i walked  " well you look fucking gay"

To which i replied i would rather fuck a bloke then you !

An excellent comeback!

Offline timsussex

Hayley of Portsmouth said
"I tend to lose track of time when I'm sucking cock"