Angry, aggressive, abusive and threatening scammer
External Link/Members OnlyArranged to see Charlie by text for half an hour at £80 (now £70) when she was still called: Scottish Lana,
External Link/Members Only within the last six months.
Note the two differing adultwork ID numbers, more on that later.
When I texted for an appointment, all slots were available and I arrived on location a few minutes beforehand but she kept me waiting outside for a good ten minutes before texting the flat number cutting into the appointment time. Finally I got to her flat and a sour-faced unsmiling Lana opened the door.
I went to give her a little peck on the cheek but she pulled back saying money first. Once that was safely in her hand she barked why didn’t you park where I told you? I said because I came by Metro. She then ordered me to get undressed and lie on the bed while disappeared for a good few minutes to put the cash away and no doubt waste more time.
Once she came back I noticed she’d put her black horned-rimmed glasses on looking even more severe with no make up and hair all tied back. Look wise she is average or maybe a little above if only she groomed herself a bit.
I tried to break the ice by engaging in a little chitchat but she wasn’t interested and it seems my presence offended her. She then sat between my legs, but well away out of reach so I couldn’t touch her and began spitting all over my very limp appendage in the most unsexy way possible, holding the very tip with her thumb and index finger attempting to give a wank. The scene made me think of a bespectacled typist sat at her workstation, the only thing missing was her cup of coffee on my belly for a desk.
She kept saying it’s not happening, it’s not happening and very annoyed at it not happening, so realising that she’s getting more and more cross I politely pointed out that perhaps if she came and sat by me it may help thing along, at which she lost her rag and started shouting who the f**k is the escort here, who the f**k is the expert here repeatedly. I tried to calm her down by saying it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t, but that didn’t help and she stood up shouting get out, get out and opened the door and opened the door to the room next door and screamed do you want me to call the boss, call the boss.
It was a hopeless situation, rather like the unprovoked attacks we all too often hear about nowadays in the media and hence got dressed and left which I am sure what she wanted all along.
I had gone into this appointment blind, not having done my usual due diligence by putting the escort’s aw ID number into ukp’s search box as I usually do because I didn’t have my ukp access number to hand.
Scottish Lana’s aw profile soon disappeared but she reappeared sometime later as British-Charlie using the profile of another escort I had previously negatively reviewed: that_girlnextdoor,
External Link/Members Only but with a changed name of British-Charlie and new photos.
Once I found my ukp access code and entered Scottish Lana’s aw ID number in the search box all was revealed. She is none other than the famous/infamous HandJobLucy with many aliases: Scottish Lucy, Lucy.uk, British Lucy, Lucy Fife, Lucy Dunfermline etc who would do all she can not to have sex and chatters on endlessly to bring the appointments to an unsatisfactory close or at most a mediocre handjob. It seems she is now no longer chatty either as no doubt she’s bitter about no longer getting any repeat clients, if she ever did. Hardly surprising considering one client, pussylover_69 was actually wrongly accused of theft and was strip searched by her man. I don’t think I need to say if I would recommend or not!
Topic: British-Charlie, Gateshead Quayside NE8 (Read 4471 times)
