This is interesting, how have you managed to negotiate with the OH to accept you go punting. I should think a lot of us are curious as you will have achieved the holy grail that we punters aspire to if married. Well done.
I’m not so sure it is the holy grail.
A pal of mine discreetly punted because his wife was ill. (I won’t go into any details)
There was no need for him to go to the excess of having a secret phone.
This is actually an interesting topic because it could lead on to other subjects.
Married punters who do not want an affair who punt for instance.