Random Shit - Stupid Thread

[akauya]

If you, like me, sometimes feel like discussing weird things, random ideas and shitposts that don't belong anywhere in particular and you don't necessarily want to start a whole new thread every time your brain goes into overdrive maybe you can post it here. 

The best bit is that you will avoid the barrage of insults when you start a new thread and post something silly and others start having a go at you asking why did you start that stupid thread for...

[akauya]

Does anyone else find it a little bit strange some members react to some other punter's review of a particular WG by saying something like "Oh, wow man, I'm so jealous you saw her."

I think, why jealous? All they have to do is gather the money and book her. Even if it takes them ages to save up, no need to feel jealous, it's not dating is it? 

Or am I missing something?

[Spunky34]

Or am I missing something?

Maybe.  WG could have stopped working, or was maybe only in that area for a brief time. 

On the random stuff I sometimes think about, I don’t know why the clocks change twice a year but British Summer Time is 7 months and GMT only 5.  Didn’t really see why it wasn’t 6 months and 6 months. 

[akauya]

Maybe.  WG could have stopped working, or was maybe only in that area for a brief time. 

That's a good point, I would understand that. But I have seen the 'jealous' posts when WGs are still active. But yes, there could be other several reasons a punter can no longer see a WG.

On the random stuff I sometimes think about, I don’t know why the clocks change twice a year but British Summer Time is 7 months and GMT only 5.  Didn’t really see why it wasn’t 6 months and 6 months.

That's an interesting question, never thought about that.

[MissWolf]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

[PilotMan]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

If it's not science, then it must be Karma, tell us what you did to deserve that 

[B4bcock]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

However you hold toast it will nearly always start to rotate as you lose your grip because it is not an immediate release.  It carries on rotating as it falls and the height it is dropped from is just enough for it to make a half turn in mid air before splatting on the floor.  To stop dropping the toast in the first place you need to develop a firm but gentle grip (you can practise on me if you like) or perhaps when you eat toast you should wear pornstar, killer high heels so you drop it from a greater height allowing it to make a full rotation in mid air. 

I'm enjoying this thread already.

[daviemac]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

Don't put jam on, problem solved.   

[akauya]

When (or why) did the trend to write "women" when they mean "woman" started? I see it more and more on social media and even on UKP!

It's not only men who do it. I even saw a woman describing herself as "I am a women blah blah blah".

Women = plural
Woman = singular

Unless she was suffering from multiple personality disorder she is only 1 woman.

 

[WARSZAWA16]

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[PilotMan]

Hidden Image/Members Only

There's a lot missing off of there.

Off the top of my head - Ugley / Pratts Bottom / Cockermouth / Bell End

[mr.bluesky]

Maybe.  WG could have stopped working, or was maybe only in that area for a brief time. 

On the random stuff I sometimes think about, I don’t know why the clocks change twice a year but British Summer Time is 7 months and GMT only 5.  Didn’t really see why it wasn’t 6 months and 6 months.

All to do with the earth's tilt on its axis and why we have more daylight hours in the summer but there has been discussions on another thread as to why we switch from GMT to Summer time.

[chrishornx]

There's a lot missing off of there.

Off the top of my head - Ugley / Pratts Bottom / Cockermouth / Bell End

sCUNTthorpe
CLITheroe

[mr.bluesky]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

I think it's called Sod's law that's the technical term for it. Why do cats always land on all fours and what would happen if you strapped some toast to its back butter side up how would it land then ? Butter side down or all fours still 

If something was the best thing since sliced bread What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented   

Why does the man in front of me in Gregs always buy the last sausage roll 

[Thephoenix]

What was the highest mountain before Everest was discovered?

[daviemac]

What was the highest mountain before Everest was discovered?

Everest.

[Thephoenix]

Everest.

Ok...What was the largest island before Australia was discovered??

[Thephoenix]

This thread could be almost as daft as me.

[Thephoenix]

Why are people living in Birkenhead not allowed to be buried in Liverpool?

[Thephoenix]

I bet some of you have attempted to suck yourselves off, but what about performing anal on yourself?
...and does that make you gay?

[RandomGuy99]

Ok...What was the largest island before Australia was discovered??

Australia

You might want to add "known" to your questions, otherwise they're a bit easy

[MissWolf]

Well aren't you lot helpful 

No jam whoever heard of such a thing 

[daviemac]

Ok...What was the largest island before Australia was discovered??

Australia isn't an island but the largest one is Greenland.   

[daviemac]

Well aren't you lot helpful 

No jam whoever heard of such a thing 

Me, Marmite all the way.   

[timsussex]

What was the highest mountain before Everest was discovered?

Olympus Mons

You didnt specify on Earth - and this is supposed to be a stupid thread 

[daviemac]

Why are people living in Birkenhead not allowed to be buried in Liverpool?

Living people aren't buried. Next.

[PumpDump]

Why does my toast always land jam side down if I drop it 

I'm sure there is science behind it somewhere 

You're not supposed to put jam on both sides

[David1970]

Australia

You might want to add "known" to your questions, otherwise they're a bit easy

That will not work as the Aboriginal people knew about it.

Same as the local people knew about Everest.

I always find it funny when people say Livingston found Victoria Falls, although the local people had never noticed it until he pointed it out.

[MissWolf]

Me, Marmite all the way.   

😍😍😍

[MissWolf]

You're not supposed to put jam on both sides

Now you tell me 

[akauya]

That will not work as the Aboriginal people knew about it.

Same as the local people knew about Everest.

I always find it funny when people say Livingston found Victoria Falls, although the local people had never noticed it until he pointed it out.

Same goes for America (the continent) people still say Columbus "discovered" the "new world", completely ignoring people already lived there thousands of years before Europeans got there.

[mikecee]

If a fly couldn't fly would we have to call it a walk?

[mr.bluesky]

😍😍😍

Marmite 
I used to sit behind a bloke at the football who always drank bovril at half time, that was just as bad, the smell used to make me feel sick 

[MissWolf]

Marmite 
I used to sit behind a bloke at the football who always drank bovril at half time, that was just as bad, the smell used to make me feel sick 

When I was married and my hubby pissed me off I'd eat marmite and snog him  He hates the stuff 

He's my ex now 

[mr.bluesky]

When I was married and my hubby pissed me off I'd eat marmite and snog him  He hates the stuff 

He's my ex now 

Did he eat garlic before he snogged you just to piss you off 

[Thephoenix]

Australia

You might want to add "known" to your questions, otherwise they're a bit easy

They were all daft questions 
This is the stupid thread for stupid people.

If you want a more difficult one....
What was there before earth was discovered?

[Stevelondon]

They were all daft questions 
This is the stupid thread for stupid people.

That means I can join in.

[Stevelondon]

How come when I walk to the pub it takes me 10 minutes.
But when I walk back it takes me a staggering 25 minutes.

WTF !!!   🤷🏼

[lostandfound]

They were all daft questions 
This is the stupid thread for stupid people.

If you want a more difficult one....
What was there before earth was discovered?

But that one is actually easy.

[David1970]

They were all daft questions 
This is the stupid thread for stupid people.

If you want a more difficult one....
What was there before earth was discovered?

Depends if you believe in science or religion.

[lostandfound]

Depends if you believe in science or religion.

Even god botherers believe in some form of evolution.

[MissWolf]

Did he eat garlic before he snogged you just to piss you off 

Nope I love garlic too and I did the cooking 

[WASA38]

If ICE-powered car enthusiasts are referred to as petrolheads,  shouldn't people who are mad-keen on electric cars \(like some on here) be referred to as (kilo)watt-hourheads ?  Or even jouleheads.

[akauya]

Things that have the wrong name:

The drive or driveway. It should be called the park or parkway - you park a car there not drive through it.

Tin foil - it's not tin. It's aluminium!

Birth control should be conception control. By the time you control the birth it's way too late.

Guinea pings. They are neither pigs nor from Guinea. They're rodents, a better name would be South American rats. 

[lostandfound]

If ICE-powered car enthusiasts are referred to as petrolheads,  shouldn't people who are mad-keen on electric cars \(like some on here) be referred to as (kilo)watt-hourheads ?  Or even jouleheads.

Current (fnah fnah) batteries are crap, so maybe - shitheads?

[Thephoenix]

If ICE-powered car enthusiasts are referred to as petrolheads,  shouldn't people who are mad-keen on electric cars \(like some on here) be referred to as (kilo)watt-hourheads ?  Or even jouleheads.

I thought they were just called Dickheads.

[Thephoenix]

But that one is actually easy.

Ok Smart Alec!.......What was there before the universe????

[daviemac]

Ok Smart Alec!.......What was there before the universe????

A bit of blue touch paper that was lit to create the big bang. 

[B4bcock]

Ok Smart Alec!.......What was there before the universe????

And is the universe finite or infinite?

[sir wanksalot]

Why are there so many different varieties of essentially the same fruit ?

Mandarins
Clementines
Tangerines
Satsumas