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Author Topic: Mia & Valerie: Hot Collection: Earls Court: Wowzers!  (Read 4194 times)

Yeboahsleftfoot

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After a punt free week inflicted on me by pesky clients I was chomping at the punting bit to get back on it and the fact that Mia is back and Top Kat’s review of her last week prompted me to see her for the third time [one solo, one duo previously] along with her young playmate Valerie.

Comms: Easy, text to agency, rapid and friendly response even though I blew out a duo booking with Mia and Bonita with only an hour’s notice last week due to said pesky client having the audacity to run late and eat into then ultimately destroy my punting window. No real surprise at the warmth of the agency response as they will be skimming a rapid and friendly piece of £180 for a couple of calls and texts.

The girls: Mia, mid twenties, Russian, 5’7”, size 8, 34D bangers, dark with blonde bits, tanned, smooth skin, fucking gorgeous with a personality warm enough to take the chill off my cynical punting heart External Link/Members Only Valerie, early twenties, Ukrainian, 5’4”, size 6-8, 34B-24-34 External Link/Members Only both have been reviewed on here, Mia consistently cracking, Valerie uninspiring. I knew Mia would do the business and hoped Valerie would too, so I shelled out £450 for the pair of them and ploughed on. Both of them look substantially like the photos, remarkable.

The place: Garden flat in a basement in a big house in Earls Court, with an ensuite, been here before, fit for purpose.

The meet: Mia greeted me like a long lost boyfriend, hugging and kissing me like she meant it. I was one of her first reviewers in London and that stellar report earned her plenty of cock/cash, she thanked me profusely https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=117730.msg1352306#msg1352306 Our second meet had been with Vika, an insipid yet delicately beautiful blonde who contributed seven tenths of fuck all to the meet but looked and felt enchanting https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123803.msg1405008#msg1405008

Mia in a LBD and holdups was hotter than a pimp’s collar on police crackdown day, Valerie in a see through baby doll number was cooler than a Romanian hooker greeting the tenth punt of the day in a walk up albeit much better looking. The warmth of Mia’s greeting de-iced her and she got involved in a demure, sexy way.

The action featured passionate deep French kissing, awesome owo with sloppy attention to shaft, balls and gooch, vigorous protected sex in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary and doggy, enthusiastic tromboning and a phenomenal cim/facial/body shot combo the intensity of the shaking the bacon had me shaking like a shitting dog. The girls shared round one and Mia greedily gobbled up the second while Valerie was engaged up top.

Most of the very best of the stuff was delivered with genuine passion by Mia while Valerie got involved by doing a BTECH version of the performance but surprisingly with similar engagement to her esteemed colleague, looking very pretty in the process. She was far from young, dumb and full of cum, above shoulder height she avoided my ejaculations as they spurted forth like the plague while Mia happily lapped up my sweet love juice [an assumption on my part, I’ve had plenty of pineapple, banana, nutmeg & cut back on the coffee].

Agency hookers these days are like top flight footballers, the best quality ones consistently deliver outstanding performance but there is always some shithouse at West Brom who looks good but performance wise is robbing a living, Mia definitely fits into the first category and it would be harsh to bin Valerie in the second as she ended up producing strong engagement in a girl next door kind of way.

Mia is going home later in the week and will be back in June, so will I, she is spectacular.


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Offline Kendrig

Oh my YLF, don't bother with agencies much when I get to London. But Mia, she looks and sounds like a real fire cracker, certainly peeked my interest.

Offline Rocket Scientist

Mia looks and sounds gorgeous

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Oh my YLF, don't bother with agencies much when I get to London. But Mia, she looks and sounds like a real fire cracker, certainly peeked my interest.

Mia is one of THE best in my opinion, not a full time hooker, has a profession at home, comes over for short bursts, not jaded.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Mia looks and sounds gorgeous

If her English was better she'd be queen of the hill.

lcrowley

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Legendary reviews mate - often go to £150 and occasionally to £200, but never £250.   Prefer to fly to Berlin at that rate.   

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Legendary reviews mate - often go to £150 and occasionally to £200, but never £250.   Prefer to fly to Berlin at that rate.

£250 is unusual for me too but Mia is exceptional.

Offline claretandblue

£250 is unusual for me too but Mia is exceptional.
:lol: I think he means per punt,you mean per girl but nearly always have 2 in the mix each time!

Offline Topkat

Nice one YLF +100% on Mia
I almost went with Valeria last week, 19yo, size 6, cute smile, those photos bent over waiting to be fucked in doggy & £50 cheaper almost sealed it.
Ended up seeing Mia based on her positive reviews & she was totally fucking excellent.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=142140.0
Expensive but worth it IMO :thumbsup:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Nice one YLF +100% on Mia
I almost went with Valeria last week, 19yo, size 6, cute smile, those photos bent over waiting to be fucked in doggy & £50 cheaper almost sealed it.
Ended up seeing Mia based on her positive reviews & she was totally fucking excellent.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=142140.0
Expensive but worth it IMO :thumbsup:

Yes TK, Mia is whole different gravy to most of the EE hookers and a genuine girl too, addictive.

Incidentally, her gaff was full of flowers, her birthday was recent and loads of punters bought her flowers, I was not one of them.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2017, 07:06:10 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Offline Topkat

Ive never bougnt an escort flowers, at £250 a go she can afford to buy her own :P
On a longer booking, 2 hrs, I do take a bottle of wine along....or vodka for the polish crew in Paddington :thumbsup:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Ive never bougnt an escort flowers, at £250 a go she can afford to buy her own :P
On a longer booking, 2 hrs, I do take a bottle of wine along....or vodka for the polish crew in Paddington :thumbsup:

The girls said they like flowers but I've never done it, booze to a longer meet yes, but flowers or chocolates or presents, no way.

Offline chelski

Top review as always YLF, do you know what day she goes back as I would like to see her!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Top review as always YLF, do you know what day she goes back as I would like to see her!

Thanks chelski, she said home on Thursday, then back in June.

lcrowley

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Thank god for that - can't get there today and was seriously on the verge of making a all time record booking!  Your reviews should carry a health warning YLF.   

How close to the photos is she btw?  I find the hot collection photos very poor quality.

Offline life_wasted

YLF, Mia or Arabella? Please help me choose! I am in London tomorrow and can make up my mind! It's all your fault since you keep coming up with the reviews!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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YLF, Mia or Arabella? Please help me choose! I am in London tomorrow and can make up my mind! It's all your fault since you keep coming up with the reviews!

Mia, if you can't book her Arabella is outstanding too.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Thank god for that - can't get there today and was seriously on the verge of making a all time record booking!  Your reviews should carry a health warning YLF.   

How close to the photos is she btw?  I find the hot collection photos very poor quality.

The photos, unbelievably, are pretty accurate, she is the sort of girl that in the old days before political correctness took the fun out would have drawn a chorus of wolf whistles walking down the street and I reckon when she greets a punter for the first time there are a good few jaws hitting the floor.

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Mia, if you can't book her Arabella is outstanding too.
I don't see Arabella on the Hot Collection website.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I don't see Arabella on the Hot Collection website.

Arabella, indie, reviewed her recently here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141124.0
« Last Edit: May 10, 2017, 01:18:48 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

lcrowley

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So YLF - I accidentally cleared my diary this afternoon and went to see Mia.  Awesome girl - review to follow when I get my breath back !!  Fuck me.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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So YLF - I accidentally cleared my diary this afternoon and went to see Mia.  Awesome girl - review to follow when I get my breath back !!  Fuck me.

 :cool:

mrhappypants

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Pineapple, banana and nutmeg - you've got a milkshake marketing idea there that just needs a saucy name :D.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Pineapple, banana and nutmeg - you've got a milkshake marketing idea there that just needs a saucy name :D.

Spunkjuice, Tastycum, Jizzola, Spafftango - waddya think?

Offline kfrimpong1

I saw Mia recently and she kept complaining sayinggI was too big and not to go too deep cos it hurt.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I saw Mia recently and she kept complaining sayinggI was too big and not to go too deep cos it hurt.

Missed your review pal, you must be hung like a Sarawak donkey.