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Offline Garden69

« on: August 11, 2015, 09:17:42 am »
Came across this woman's profile when I was looking at reviews:

 External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Apart from appearing to be right up her own a***hole her profile is just so off putting.  It is very wordy, the price structuring for escorting is overly complicated - it would take me 30 mins just to work out how much she'd charge for what I wanted. Wonder if she charges extra for the condom and wet wipes ?  On top of that it say outcalls only but then the escort box is crossed. Just remove stuff if you no longer do it. Don't leave us guessing which it is !

Rant over  :diablo:  - sorry only added the emoticon as I love them !

Anyone else come across profiles that annoy them ?

vw

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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2015, 10:10:22 am »
That's old ladies for you, they go on and on and on.  Good job she doesn't have dementia or would be repeated again.

Offline dboy74

« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2015, 10:32:17 am »
She has a pricing structure that railway ticketing would be proud of  :sarcastic:

Offline Mr Sinister

« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2015, 10:42:28 am »
Awfully over complicated profile gave up after the 2nd paragraph.

James999

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2015, 10:48:40 am »
She's clearly got a dusty phone and keeps updating her profile,

she's got a couple of spare fanny's on her back though  :vomit:
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But you could easiily get a FREE shag with her

she says

ANY ATTEMPT TO PUT YOUR UNTPROTECTED COCK NEAR MY PUSSY WILL RESULT IN THE BOOKING TERMINATED WITH A REFUND

So after you've shot your load, wave your cock near her fanny and get a refund  :sarcastic:

Chuckman

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2015, 11:20:30 am »
Quote from: dboy74 on August 11, 2015, 10:32:17 am
She has a pricing structure that railway ticketing would be proud of  :sarcastic:

This.

Worked it out and it's £105 for 30mins of kissing, OW and sex.

She's also picked up network rail's practice of offering a pisspoor service at extortionate prices.

Her sales tab gives a good insight of what a ripoff artist she is.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 11:23:22 am by Chuckman »

Offline dboy74

« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2015, 01:06:36 pm »
Quote from: James999 on August 11, 2015, 10:48:40 am
She's clearly got a dusty phone and keeps updating her profile,

she's got a couple of spare fanny's on her back though  :vomit:
External Link/Members Only

But you could easiily get a FREE shag with her

she says

ANY ATTEMPT TO PUT YOUR UNTPROTECTED COCK NEAR MY PUSSY WILL RESULT IN THE BOOKING TERMINATED WITH A REFUND

So after you've shot your load, wave your cock near her fanny and get a refund  :sarcastic:

 :lol:

Offline Garden69

« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2015, 02:19:20 pm »
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