If you were a pimp, what would yours be called?

[LLPunting]

Introducing:

The Real Deal .co .uk
"No filters, no re-touch, no padded bras"
"You like how they look, you'll love how they f..."
"We'll empty your balls faster than your wallets and you'll cum back for more!"

[LLPunting]

Roll up to:

Rom'ancing da Bone
"Every Rom a keeper!"
"Always beatin' it raw, never beaten on price!"

[Momodan38]

Lol. Great thread.

One’s I can think of -

‘No hidden extra’s, no b&s, price match guarantee if you see her with another pimp”

“No need to call it DFK, tongues are implied with French Kissing”

“Rom girls without the Rom service”

[LLPunting]

Apols I should have been clearer, I meant the name of your agency but the names of your girls works too.

Note "pimp" is used without gender implication so SP's please feel free to liberate your wicked ones too.

[Vice Admiral]

The Blue Pimpernel.

Or possibly Sue Turner.

[B4bcock]

Pick n' Mix Chicks

[winkywanky]

Pussies Galore

Come to us for some Cat Scratch Fever and you'll be Feline Fine.

Furballs Fixed for a Fee.

[LLPunting]

Pick n' Mix Chicks

How much for a qtr?

[LLPunting]

Pussies Galore

Come to us for some Cat Scratch Fever and you'll be Feline Fine.

Furballs Fixed for a Fee.

So they're going to make the punter wretch with what exactly?
Did I miss something WW, I didn't think you swung that way yet?

[winkywanky]

So they're going to make the punter wretch with what exactly?
Did I miss something WW, I didn't think you swung that way yet?

I don't...yet   

Within the context of 'feline sex' indicated in my agency name, I mentioned furballs (ie the punter's balls).

[MikaelMika81]

The Wizard

Only b&s with you already in the room , you don't want extra but you'll pay for it ,30 mins will be 10 mins  , come and see the Wizard 

[LLPunting]

I don't...yet   

Within the context of 'feline sex' indicated in my agency name, I mentioned furballs (ie the punter's balls).

AHA!  You meant furry balls fixed for free... hang on... so they're going to defuzz you how exactly?    Seems like you're charging for pain or blade anxiety... 

[LLPunting]

The Wizard

Only b&s with you already in the room , you don't want extra but you'll pay for it ,30 mins will be 10 mins  , come and see the Wizard 

An honest knocking shop at least.

[winkywanky]

AHA!  You meant furry balls fixed for free... hang on... so they're going to defuzz you how exactly?    Seems like you're charging for pain or blade anxiety... 

A fee. Have you been on the vino tonight LLP? 

You're having cat sex. The female fixes your balls for a fee, ie empties them.

Actually, scrub that, this has shades of castration!   

[MikaelMika81]

An honest knocking shop at least.

What you see you won't get  it will be my goal for them 

[Thephoenix]

Lucy Lastic presents....

The Grand Openings of:-



Hidden Image/Members Only

- Guaranteed UKP Positive Reviews or full refund

- Large Luxury Premises .......As well as rumpy pumpy, there's poker in the back, and liquor in the front.

[LLPunting]

Lucy Lastic presents....

The Grand Openings of:-



Hidden Image/Members Only

"Don't cry... yet..."

So who exactly is getting fucked at this prize establishment?

[Thephoenix]

"Don't cry... yet..."

So who exactly is getting fucked at this prize establishment?

You're too quick for me....still editing.🙄😁😁😁

[Bonker]

Poundland

[Mr_Shins]

If I ran an agency I'd call it "Adorable Escorts"

Was once told to always pick a name starting with 'A' so it appears early in the alphabet in a search.

And what a great agency it would be too. Users would be able to request specific services and we'd find the perfect girl to match the requirements. Their profiles would show them dressed in an array of different outfits, including gym-wear, office-wear, casual-wear for "girl next door" image, and beach-wear of course.

Of course no trafficked women - they'd all be members of their own choice, because they could spend their time giving a great service and not having to answer calls. That means also no "silent phone" treatment for clients nor them watching their phones during a session. Safe premises would be provided too.

No Bait & Switch. If you asked for a specific escort you would get that one.

[Blackpool Rock]

WelCUM to Blackpool Rock's world famous 4th Pier pleasure palace.

Satisfaction guaranteed when you get one of our honeys to climb your tower 

A variety of services to suit every pocket from 15 minute deals right the way through to fortnightly packages for those with a little more time on their hands
Remember to ask about our **"Ride all day" deals which offer fantastic value 
Advance booking recommended to avoid disappointment

House rules -
1. Prior viewing is welcomed but please don't squeeze the fruit unless you intend to purchase
2. No Glove No Love

Please note that while we take every care to ensure the accuracy of images please be aware that some photos are intended purely for marketing purposes only and the actual contents may vary from those depicted, if you are in any doubt it's your responsibility to check and no discussions will be entered into regarding refunds

**Not available at weekends during the illuminations

[winkywanky]

Poundland

 

I do believe there's a thread or two devoted to that pursuit, I could see devotees of those threads using such an agency exclusively 

[stevedave]

Something along the lines of Classy Skank - I like the juxtaposition.

[marc_hotsteppa]

The Fuck Shop

[Ali Katt]

Open All Hours

[twotight]

Come a lot
Pay and spray

[Home Alone]

...

*Not available at weekends during the illuminations

Is that because the Town Council used to advertise - they may still do for all I know - the illuminations as, "The greatest free show on earth."?

Or because "Lights is estra, baybee"? [/size=12pt]

[CheeseBoard]

Are you Being Serv(ic)ed.

[LLPunting]

WelCUM to Blackpool Rock's world famous 4th Pier pleasure palace.

...

**Not available at weekends during the illuminations

Missed your calling mate, time for the British pimp to make his cumback.

[LLPunting]

The Fuck Shop

Old Skool or Hipster version?

Former would be low on profit at 2 for a penny
Latter would be a rip-off riddled with fakes.

[LLPunting]

Open All Hours

Hire the right Nurse Gladys and you'll be cleaning up from all over.

[The Owl]

If I was a pimp I wouldn't have any names. I'm have as low a profile as possible so I could continue leeching of the prostitutes under my control whilst drastically reducing the risk of being arrested and convicted for being a leeching cunt.

[marc_hotsteppa]

Old Skool or Hipster version?

Former would be low on profit at 2 for a penny
Latter would be a rip-off riddled with fakes.

Old Skool (from a track by 2 Live Crew)

[Home Alone]

Hire the right Nurse Gladys and you'll be cleaning up from all over.

    

[Ali Katt]

Loose Women

[Rochelle]

Feliz Colores

[Mr Sinister]

Pimp name Gator, value for money service because "Gator don't play no shit, you feel me" "No bb because all Gator girls use Jimmy's"