As we all know Adultwork profiles can often fall victim to hyperbole, over-enthusiasm and of course bare-faced lying.
So just for a Christmas laugh I thought we might all chip in with accurate definitions for what the profiles often say...a kind of Dictionary of truth shall we say.
I'll kick off with a few of my favourites:
Curvy - actually means fat
Mature - haggard
Experienced - more likely jaded and disinterested
Passionate - fucking nuts
Nationality Portuguese - Romanian
Nationality Finnish - Romanian
Nationality Lithuanian - Romanian
Anyone else care to add to the list?
- Spanish meam brazilian
- Russian means lithuanian, latvian, estonian or belarussian
- Moroccan means romanian or columbian
- Arabic means persian or romanian
- Aussie means white south african or new zelandese
- American means canadian or Australian.
You won't know about their nationalities until you meet and confront them .
- Fk at discretion means no fk at all or extra to pay
- Oral mean no oral without or extra to pay
- Anal at discrestion means extra to pay and if you are not big.
You find these likes in the list of brazilan and romanian profiles
- sometimes British are chinese or brazilian background.
Punting is full of lies
Better pump and dump.