Touring girls that just bog off....

[richie]

Am I the only one that gets pissed off with prossies that just disappear on tour unannounced?

It all started for me a couple of years back when a group of young, fit, tiny EE girls moved into Banbury. I was working my way through them at a rate of about two a week then they just vanished off on tour. No warning! If they had posted dates on their profiles I'd have made a determined effort to fuck the last two before they went.

Since then it's happened once or twice usually after I've punted a WG once and had planned a return visit, not so bad because I'd already smashed them so I still get a mark on my score card 

For the last year though things have been pretty steady, no new faces or leavers really until about the last month. In that time we've has about eight different WG turn up 

The only problem is that every time I plan a punt with one she fucks off on tour just as I'm about to sort my booking! It's happened twice in the last two weeks now and because my available pool of option B girls is more like a pool of option Z ladies then I'm being left a little bit frustrated shall we say.

In short I guess the question I'm trying to get round to is, why don't girls that tour advertise their arrival and departure dates?

Maybe they don't know initially and are just winging it but you wouldn't wake up in the morning and think "sod it I'm off right this second!" and just go, you'd at least need to plan a day in advance so you could find an alternative location to work from so there's always the "last day, on tour from tomorrow" option for their profiles.

Rant over   

[cockneybstrd]

Am I the only one that gets pissed off with prossies that just disappear on tour unannounced?

It all started for me a couple of years back when a group of young, fit, tiny EE girls moved into Banbury. I was working my way through them at a rate of about two a week then they just vanished off on tour. No warning! If they had posted dates on their profiles I'd have made a determined effort to fuck the last two before they went.

Since then it's happened once or twice usually after I've punted a WG once and had planned a return visit, not so bad because I'd already smashed them so I still get a mark on my score card 

For the last year though things have been pretty steady, no new faces or leavers really until about the last month. In that time we've has about eight different WG turn up 

The only problem is that every time I plan a punt with one she fucks off on tour just as I'm about to sort my booking! It's happened twice in the last two weeks now and because my available pool of option B girls is more like a pool of option Z ladies then I'm being left a little bit frustrated shall we say.

In short I guess the question I'm trying to get round to is, why don't girls that tour advertise their arrival and departure dates?

Maybe they don't know initially and are just winging it but you wouldn't wake up in the morning and think "sod it I'm off right this second!" and just go, you'd at least need to plan a day in advance so you could find an alternative location to work from so there's always the "last day, on tour from tomorrow" option for their profiles.

Rant over   

Next time you see a bunch of EE girls ask to see Sergei and Demtri and tell them its poor marketing to move his caravan of ho's off without putting up when they are going to move them off.

They will probably offer you a girl of your choice for free for an hour. Maybe they might even let you purchase one of the shagged out ones ???

[richie]

Next time you see a bunch of EE girls ask to see Sergei and Demtri and tell them its poor marketing to move his caravan of ho's off without putting up when they are going to move them off.

They will probably offer you a girl of your choice for free for an hour. Maybe they might even let you purchase one of the shagged out ones ???

And if no one out bids me on my new eBay shed then I'd even have somewhere to keep her! Good thinking sir 

[richie]

But seriously, assuming you tour hotels then you will know your arrival and departure dates plus the same info for the next hotel on your route at least and if your short term renting flats then you should roughly know how long your there for.

So why not just post the info up on your profile? I'd have gone and punted last nights lady on Wednesday had I known she was going so she just lost £60 for the sake of a sentence....

[wristjob]

When I used to punt in Nottingham most of the girls were EEs but often they would just stay a few days/week so when you found a good one she was gone before you got a return visit scheduled.

[Strawberry]

But seriously, assuming you tour hotels then you will know your arrival and departure dates plus the same info for the next hotel on your route at least and if your short term renting flats then you should roughly know how long your there for.

So why not just post the info up on your profile? I'd have gone and punted last nights lady on Wednesday had I known she was going so she just lost £60 for the sake of a sentence....

That's assuming she wasn't fully booked.

[cockneybstrd]

And that she would be keeping the full 60 quid.

[CBPaul]

Good rant OP.

I can only really comment on the Cambridge area but this probably applies to many areas.

With touring girls I've found a few different types

1. Work fairly independently, maybe with a mate, and decide when to move about. Stay for 4 or 5 days, move on to another hotel and have a circuit of hotels / towns they rotate around. Will likely come back to the area every 4 weeks or so. These don't advise when and where they will be because they can't be arsed. I have mentioned this to a couple and just get 'good idea' meaning 'too much like hard work'. They do know what they are doing and generally if they say they'll be back in 4 weeks they are.

2. Sergei's bunch of happy hookers don't know where they are let alone where they are going. Every hotel room looks the same as does the view of the car park from the window and a McDonalds dinner from the services next door always tastes the same (shit). Every day is the same process of opening and closing thier legs and having a fag in the bathroom. Sergei decides the night before that it is time to move on because they have exhausted the local area so with 5 minutes notice all 5 girls are removed from the one hotel room they share, get squeezed into a knackered Audi and get a nice view of another motorway. Sergei is a fuckwit who doesn't know where he is going either and constantly changes his mind, partly due to 5 bored prossies in the back of the Audi moaning in his earhole the entire time. Evidence is the fact that their location shows that they are in Cambridge, Leicester, Liverpool and Swindon all in the same day. They will stay in an area for a few days and generally do come back on mass.

3. Vladimir is Sergei's less successful and less able cousin and he only has one or two older munters in tow and an old MKIII Escort. Profile picks are cast offs from Sergei - ones he no longer uses but younger more attractive girls than he has himself. Vladimir operates the B&S scam. Pictures stay the same as Vladimir doesn't have the wit to change them but he does change the profile name as they move about his well trodden circuit of budget hotels. These prossies will return on the same sort of basis as Sergei's.

4. Dmitri doesn't have any girls, only photos ripped from webcam sites, foreign escorting sites and facebook. His list of 50 fake prossies moves around the country in smaller groups in the hope that we'll subscribe to the PG. Generally pictures are of unbelievably attractive girls but they don't stay put for too long and change profile name just as regularly in an attempt to avoid detection of the scam. The pictures will come back to the area but normally with a different profile name. Due to the logistical nightmare of this, Sergei lives on a diet of Red Bull and marching powder. 

Lesson - if you punt touring EE girls watch the AW profiles, you'll get an understanding of which profiles belong to which groups, will be able to write off entire groups as fakes and scams and get an idea of when good ones are likely to return. I have tried emailing the odd one or two crackers asking when they plan to came back and they never reply - they only bother with emails about definite bookings.

[vorian]

Good rant OP.

I can only really comment on the Cambridge area but this probably applies to many areas.

With touring girls I've found a few different types

1. Work fairly independently, maybe with a mate, and decide when to move about. Stay for 4 or 5 days, move on to another hotel and have a circuit of hotels / towns they rotate around. Will likely come back to the area every 4 weeks or so. These don't advise when and where they will be because they can't be arsed. I have mentioned this to a couple and just get 'good idea' meaning 'too much like hard work'. They do know what they are doing and generally if they say they'll be back in 4 weeks they are.

2. Sergei's bunch of happy hookers don't know where they are let alone where they are going. Every hotel room looks the same as does the view of the car park from the window and a McDonalds dinner from the services next door always tastes the same (shit). Every day is the same process of opening and closing thier legs and having a fag in the bathroom. Sergei decides the night before that it is time to move on because they have exhausted the local area so with 5 minutes notice all 5 girls are removed from the one hotel room they share, get squeezed into a knackered Audi and get a nice view of another motorway. Sergei is a fuckwit who doesn't know where he is going either and constantly changes his mind, partly due to 5 bored prossies in the back of the Audi moaning in his earhole the entire time. Evidence is the fact that their location shows that they are in Cambridge, Leicester, Liverpool and Swindon all in the same day. They will stay in an area for a few days and generally do come back on mass.

3. Vladimir is Sergei's less successful and less able cousin and he only has one or two older munters in tow and an old MKIII Escort. Profile picks are cast offs from Sergei - ones he no longer uses but younger more attractive girls than he has himself. Vladimir operates the B&S scam. Pictures stay the same as Vladimir doesn't have the wit to change them but he does change the profile name as they move about his well trodden circuit of budget hotels. These prossies will return on the same sort of basis as Sergei's.

4. Dmitri doesn't have any girls, only photos ripped from webcam sites, foreign escorting sites and facebook. His list of 50 fake prossies moves around the country in smaller groups in the hope that we'll subscribe to the PG. Generally pictures are of unbelievably attractive girls but they don't stay put for too long and change profile name just as regularly in an attempt to avoid detection of the scam. The pictures will come back to the area but normally with a different profile name. Due to the logistical nightmare of this, Sergei lives on a diet of Red Bull and marching powder. 

Lesson - if you punt touring EE girls watch the AW profiles, you'll get an understanding of which profiles belong to which groups, will be able to write off entire groups as fakes and scams and get an idea of when good ones are likely to return. I have tried emailing the odd one or two crackers asking when they plan to came back and they never reply - they only bother with emails about definite bookings.

Very good post 

[cockneybstrd]

CB Paul 

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

I try to avoid touring girls , mr reason is that they have no incentive to give a good service as they will be gone before I want to return,

but of course I could be wrong

[a10]

Or, they move on after a bad day (or days). When you need a certain amount of money per day for recreational substances, a day in Travelodge twiddling your thumbs don't cut the mustard.

There's always another town where the money is better and the punters are nicer (stupider).

[vorian]

I try to avoid touring girls , mr reason is that they have no incentive to give a good service as they will be gone before I want to return,

but of course I could be wrong

I would generally agree with regards to fly by night EE tourers as described above but there are some English girls who have a regular tour schedule which seems to work well.

[wristjob]

I try to avoid touring girls , mr reason is that they have no incentive to give a good service as they will be gone before I want to return,

but of course I could be wrong

Good post by CBPaul. I've punted a few in category 1 and some were good - couple of years back though.

[rolf32313]

Obvious solution is to HL them then you can find them wherever they are!

That said I seldom bother with the touring girls as at the end of the day they are touring to make as much cash as possible in a short time and that tends to overflow into their behaviour. Their are 3 things which really piss me off when I'm paying for an hour of their time and all touring girls always seem to do it:
1: This is typical of the Romanian girls I stupidly meet, they offer the world over the phone, you book the hour and the second you get on the bed after a short shower they rip open the condom out asking you how you want to finish... What about the DFK, OWO, RO we discussed...
2: This is typical of the English girls, the are constantly texting trying to arrange the next punter turning up...
3: The back to back booking! I get it they want to maximize revenue but when I'm paying for an hour why keep me waiting 10 mins while you clean up from previous guy then look to kick me out 10 mins early so you can have a fag before the next guy. If I have a 11am booking and you keep me outside until 11.10 I don't expect to be told at 11.45 I need to finish now as you have a 12:00 guy coming...

[JAMMSY]

Yes, I have seen a few of these EE group touring girls and some say they are from Spain or Italian but I firmly believe they are all Romanian. They stay for between 2 and 5 days, but can and will move on at any stage.  I've also noticed that they change their contact numbers every time they shift to a different area.

[CBPaul]

Good post by CBPaul. I've punted a few in category 1 and some were good - couple of years back though.

 

I've had a good number of punts with type 1's and some have been excellent. It's about the only option in the Cambs area these days, at least for my tastes, so the trick is to be very selective.

[richie]

Good rant OP.

I can only really comment on the Cambridge area but this probably applies to many areas.

With touring girls I've found a few different types

1. Work fairly independently, maybe with a mate, and decide when to move about. Stay for 4 or 5 days, move on to another hotel and have a circuit of hotels / towns they rotate around. Will likely come back to the area every 4 weeks or so. These don't advise when and where they will be because they can't be arsed. I have mentioned this to a couple and just get 'good idea' meaning 'too much like hard work'. They do know what they are doing and generally if they say they'll be back in 4 weeks they are.

2. Sergei's bunch of happy hookers don't know where they are let alone where they are going. Every hotel room looks the same as does the view of the car park from the window and a McDonalds dinner from the services next door always tastes the same (shit). Every day is the same process of opening and closing thier legs and having a fag in the bathroom. Sergei decides the night before that it is time to move on because they have exhausted the local area so with 5 minutes notice all 5 girls are removed from the one hotel room they share, get squeezed into a knackered Audi and get a nice view of another motorway. Sergei is a fuckwit who doesn't know where he is going either and constantly changes his mind, partly due to 5 bored prossies in the back of the Audi moaning in his earhole the entire time. Evidence is the fact that their location shows that they are in Cambridge, Leicester, Liverpool and Swindon all in the same day. They will stay in an area for a few days and generally do come back on mass.

3. Vladimir is Sergei's less successful and less able cousin and he only has one or two older munters in tow and an old MKIII Escort. Profile picks are cast offs from Sergei - ones he no longer uses but younger more attractive girls than he has himself. Vladimir operates the B&S scam. Pictures stay the same as Vladimir doesn't have the wit to change them but he does change the profile name as they move about his well trodden circuit of budget hotels. These prossies will return on the same sort of basis as Sergei's.

4. Dmitri doesn't have any girls, only photos ripped from webcam sites, foreign escorting sites and facebook. His list of 50 fake prossies moves around the country in smaller groups in the hope that we'll subscribe to the PG. Generally pictures are of unbelievably attractive girls but they don't stay put for too long and change profile name just as regularly in an attempt to avoid detection of the scam. The pictures will come back to the area but normally with a different profile name. Due to the logistical nightmare of this, Sergei lives on a diet of Red Bull and marching powder. 

Lesson - if you punt touring EE girls watch the AW profiles, you'll get an understanding of which profiles belong to which groups, will be able to write off entire groups as fakes and scams and get an idea of when good ones are likely to return. I have tried emailing the odd one or two crackers asking when they plan to came back and they never reply - they only bother with emails about definite bookings.

Cracking post! Will file that one for future reference 

I've got a feeling that she's probably in group 1 as it's only the two of them working together and she's also a bit older (33) so I'd say she probably earned her little wooden sword of freedom by now.

As for beeing fully booked, with working hours of 9am until midnight I'd say it's not too likely.

[CoolTiger]

Good rant OP.

I can only really comment on the Cambridge area but this probably applies to many areas.

Lesson - if you punt touring EE girls watch the AW profiles, you'll get an understanding of which profiles belong to which groups, will be able to write off entire groups as fakes and scams and get an idea of when good ones are likely to return. I have tried emailing the odd one or two crackers asking when they plan to came back and they never reply - they only bother with emails about definite bookings.

Obvious solution is to HL them then you can find them wherever they are!

That said I seldom bother with the touring girls as at the end of the day they are touring to make as much cash as possible in a short time and that tends to overflow into their behaviour. Their are 3 things which really piss me off when I'm paying for an hour of their time and all touring girls always seem to do it:

Also, make notes of when and where they are touring.That way, if you monitor this, you'll easily work out if there a fake profile or not. If you have a punting phone, phone and see what sort of response you get. If you get "text pls baby", tell her you want to make a definite booking, but want to speak to her first. A prolonged silence speaks a thousand words.

If you end up talking to her and turn up at the premises, BEFORE handing over your hard-earned cash, re-confirm the services you require. If she doesn't speak English, use the phrase "SUCK SUCK NO CONDOM, FUCK FUCK YES CONDOM", with hand and body gestures  . This usually does the trick if she is genuine  and can't speak English. Only after confirmation of these services should you hand over your cash, otherwise be prepared to walk out.

[Rochdull lad]

Actually, when I first read the heading of this thread, I thought it was the old acronym:

Buy
One,
Get
One
Free.

[wristjob]

Also, make notes of when and where they are touring.That way, if you monitor this, you'll easily work out if there a fake profile or not.

There was a girl working in Wakefield a while back and then she bogged off. kept her in my hotlist and she's never been back (and I thik it's a new girl now anyway). Link below before anyone asks.

External Link/Members Only

[wristjob]

Actually, when I first read the heading of this thread, I thought it was the old acronym:

Buy
One,
Get
One
Free.

BOGOF is better than BOBFOC (Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch)