No other client has ever done that to me?

[Cupid Stuntz]

Never had a WG say I've got a Big Cock but have had several say it's a "nice" Cock. Asked a couple what they meant and they couldn't explain apart from "well it's a nice cock"  .

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[devongent]

On one hand I can see why some would accuse WGs as being professional liars, on the other hand, it's always unwise to assume everyone is the same. I'm sure many punts, (probably more of the regular punts) will get to hear a WG genuinely proclaim something positive about their client.

The size of ones appendage is of zero interest.

[Ali Katt]

Take him to a Party.

Nah I don't do sharing. I can't say the thought of touching drumsticks or looking at another punter's man batter on a girl's face turns me on.

[Ali Katt]

Never had a WG say I've got a Big Cock but have had several say it's a "nice" Cock. Asked a couple what they meant and they couldn't explain apart from "well it's a nice cock"  .

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It's known as the Goldilock's cock "and this one was just right".

[Cupid Stuntz]

Thanks for your polite PM Mickey. Obviously you have a few insecurity issues, come back to me when you are honest with yourself. Had you been a bit nicer I and others would have answered your question. And the words arsehole not asshole, unless your a septic.

  Ha ha  Brilliant "Septic", love this particular piece of rhyming slang.

So many Septics have no idea what it means and their reactions when it's explained are hilarious. Well the ones that are seen, if it's a mainly septic group I tend to get booted pretty quickly!

[LLPunting]

It's known as the Goldilock's cock "and this one was just right".

I thought it just meant that you weren't too small to laugh at nor too big to wreck her.

[Ali Katt]

Ha ha  Brilliant "Septic", love this particular piece of rhyming slang.

So many Septics have no idea what it means and their reactions when it's explained are hilarious. Well the ones that are seen, if it's a mainly septic group I tend to get booted pretty quickly!

Found the Australians use the term "Seppo" to mean the same thing. Does seem to brush them up the wrong way, but calling us "stiff upper Brits" seems to be OK for them.

[ipreferbutts]

And that is why you fail...

I'm not going to pay someone to say something which they obviously don't believe. I have better uses for my money than that.

IPB if you want we can go on a punt together and I will show you how to fuck a girl. But you still won't get it.

Well we can if you want, but I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck a girl already.

[Ali Katt]

I'm not going to pay someone to say something which they obviously don't believe. I have better uses for my money than that.
Well we can if you want, but I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck a girl already.

It ain't just about "the old in out" you know.

[RogerBoner]

I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck a girl already.

I don't think that you know how to fuck a girl!
Ok, tell us how or have a punt and post a positive describing your sexual prowess.

[freeze44]

Can't Micky just post a pic of his dick? Think it's important...

[Ali Katt]

Can't Micky just post a pic of his dick? Think it's important...

Too dark?


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[Steely Dan]

LLP had it right.  Go to TPC.  Fuck the seven girls.  Then yes it is OK to look at the other 13 guys - it is a sex party.  If your dick is the biggest in the room (when they are erect fucking the girls), then good chance you are in the gifted group.  if you are less than average, then not so much.

But as everyone else says, whatever.  For fucking escorts, it just doesn't matter.  They take your money either way.

Back to the OP question.  Sure girls flatter me with that sort of statement.  I really don't worry about it.  I choose to believe it on one level and enjoy the fantasy.

[hendrix]

Well we can if you want, but I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck a girl already.

I definitely don't know how to fuck a girl, but the best thing about punting is that it's completely irrelevant

[jsparky]

Can't Micky just post a pic of his dick? Think it's important...

How do you know it was his dick if he post a pic?   

[Ali Katt]

How do you know it was his dick if he post a pic?   

If he's that big he can write UKPunting FTW on his Hampton in Guyliner.

[Rochelle]

I'm not looking to compare, I just want to know the size these escorts consider big. So if my dick is that size (or bigger), I can visit these escorts and maybe they can say my dick is big to me as well.

Oh bloody hell...you need help.

[ipreferbutts]

It ain't just about "the old in out" you know.

I'm well aware of that. You said you wanted to do a punt together. I don't know if you were being serious or not when you suggested that.

I don't think that you know how to fuck a girl!
Ok, tell us how or have a punt and post a positive describing your sexual prowess.

How would you know?

I will do when I have an escort who actually has sex with me, lol. My first (and only) punting experience didn't even get to the penetrative sex part. She just acted like an arsehole towards me throughout the entire punt, then blamed it all on me.

Oh bloody hell...you need help.

Not really. It's just a simple question of whether my dick is big to these escorts. I'd prefer them to consider it big, but if it isn't, then it's not the end of the world.

[ipreferbutts]

I definitely don't know how to fuck a girl, but the best thing about punting is that it's completely irrelevant

That's true, but I'd still like to give the woman a decent experience. Part of the reason I was put on this earth was to give sexual pleasure to women. Seeing them orgasm and get intense pleasure is a real turn on for me, particularly knowing that I did it.

[Keema]

There was a massage girl who I asked if I could spunk into her panties.
I posted a review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=112481.0 but it seems from consequent visits that was her one and only time and she's turned down this request by others. It a real shame as she has lovely tiny tits, a sweet ass and her light blue undies looked great filled with my goo.

[hendrix]

That's true, but I'd still like to give the woman a decent experience. Part of the reason I was put on this earth was to give sexual pleasure to women. Seeing them orgasm and get intense pleasure is a real turn on for me, particularly knowing that I did it.

Right, so you want to pay for a delusion? That's fine, that's exactly what a good whore will deliver. Just book yourself a safe bet and she'll make you feel like you're the only man in the world

The good ones are superb actresses.

[ipreferbutts]

Right, so you want to pay for a delusion? That's fine, that's exactly what a good whore will deliver. Just book yourself a safe bet and she'll make you feel like you're the only man in the world

The good ones are superb actresses.

No, that's not what I want to pay for. If I'm going to be paying for that, I'd rather use my money on something else thanks.

By your logic, everyone on here is paying for a delusion.

[hendrix]

No, that's not what I want to pay for. If I'm going to be paying for that, I'd rather use my money on something else thanks.

By your logic, everyone on here is paying for a delusion.

Of course they are!! And there's nothing wrong with that. Punting isn't "real" - it's a cash transaction. Please don't tell me that you actually think that whores like their clients beyond the cash? If so, you're in the wrong game.

[ipreferbutts]

Of course they are!! And there's nothing wrong with that. Punting isn't "real" - it's a cash transaction. Please don't tell me that you actually think that whores like their clients beyond the cash? If so, you're in the wrong game.

Fair enough, I get your point. So most men on here are not getting sex from their wives (i.e. wife is not attracted to them anymore) and they are paying a woman who also doesn't want sex with him (i.e. not attracted to him either).

I can sort of see why some men could fall into manic depression from this - literally no woman finds them fuckable in any way, shape or form. How do you guys keep up the positive attitude in life? Presumably you all have kids, friends you see at the pub or a hobby you immerse yourself in (eg. watching footie)?

[Jonestown]

I see all this ending up one day in either, a newspaper article, a book, or a suicide note.

[Rochelle]

Fair enough, I get your point. So most men on here are not getting sex from their wives (i.e. wife is not attracted to them anymore) and they are paying a woman who also doesn't want sex with him (i.e. not attracted to him either).

I can sort of see why some men could fall into manic depression from this - literally no woman finds them fuckable in any way, shape or form. How do you guys keep up the positive attitude in life? Presumably you all have kids, friends you see at the pub or a hobby you immerse yourself in (eg. watching footie)?

Oh fucking hell.
 

[hendrix]

Fair enough, I get your point. So most men on here are not getting sex from their wives (i.e. wife is not attracted to them anymore) and they are paying a woman who also doesn't want sex with him (i.e. not attracted to him either).

I can sort of see why some men could fall into manic depression from this - literally no woman finds them fuckable in any way, shape or form. How do you guys keep up the positive attitude in life? Presumably you all have kids, friends you see at the pub or a hobby you immerse yourself in (eg. watching footie)?

People punt for all sorts of reasons, and not necessarily because they can't get sex elsewhere. Some might just enjoy banging hotter women than they might get in the civvie world. Some might enjoy things that are generally harder to get from a civvie. There are countless reasons.

Whatever the reason, you're paying for sex. That means you can never expect an honest response to whether you're "attractive" or not. It's her job to deliver whatever you need.. At a price.

Do not look for validation from whores, unless you understand that you're feeding a fantasy, which is what punting is all about.

[ipreferbutts]

People punt for all sorts of reasons, and not necessarily because they can't get sex elsewhere. Some might just enjoy banging hotter women than they might get in the civvie world. Some might enjoy things that are generally harder to get from a civvie. There are countless reasons.

Whatever the reason, you're paying for sex. That means you can never expect an honest response to whether you're "attractive" or not. It's her job to deliver whatever you need.. At a price.

Do not look for validation from whores, unless you understand that you're feeding a fantasy, which is what punting is all about.

You sort of skirted round the issue. I was asking how men on here cope with no woman ever wanting sex with them. Do you have other things in your life that occupies your time and makes you happy? Such as spending time with kids or watching footie with your mates.

I understand you shouldn't find validation from whores. Which was exactly the premise of my question, as a matter of fact.

[devongent]

It's her job to deliver whatever you need.. At a price.

Now that makes a lot of sense to me. I certainly hope the WG I'm visiting tomorrow delivers on all requested fronts.

Personally I don't need any validation, I'm purely looking to enjoy a few short hours in the company of an extremely sexy and talented woman. I'm not looking to award anyone an oscar, but if I can obviously tell everything is an act, then the punt will probably be less fun. (I'll give a detailed report on this a few days later).

[piotrskut]

I'm about 8 inches in length and over 6 in girth. They comment more about my girth than length

so your cock is almost square?  do you know how wide 6" is? it's wider than an average fist and no pro$$ie would take that up their gash   

[last_days_of_logan]

That's not at all a gay question.

 

[Rochelle]

so your cock is almost square?  do you know how wide 6" is? it's wider than an average fist and no pro$$ie would take that up their gash 

Wider than an average fist? Don't be ridiculous.

[last_days_of_logan]

so your cock is almost square?  do you know how wide 6" is? it's wider than an average fist and no pro$$ie would take that up their gash 

thats actually not true

its not width , its circumference (as in round). a fist that is 6 inches in circumference is actually quite tiny..

 and quite a few can deal with that size

[last_days_of_logan]

Wider than an average fist? Don't be ridiculous.

this

i think he might have just not been aware what girth really means (i,e just a ,measure round the shaft)

and that size in their private life would not be impossible for quite a few women. in fact in private life i am sure once adjusted to it women would like that if the man knew how to use it

in sex work? it could be a problem for them as most men, like myself, like to live out the pornhub scenes

[last_days_of_logan]

I definitely don't know how to fuck a girl, but the best thing about punting is that it's completely irrelevant

aaaand this as well. well put....my assumption is always that she would rather be with someone else than me...doesnt deter from the fact that i want her to give me a great experience

[SeekingtheTruth]

Fair enough, I get your point. So most men on here are not getting sex from their wives (i.e. wife is not attracted to them anymore) and they are paying a woman who also doesn't want sex with him (i.e. not attracted to him either).

I can sort of see why some men could fall into manic depression from this - literally no woman finds them fuckable in any way, shape or form. How do you guys keep up the positive attitude in life? Presumably you all have kids, friends you see at the pub or a hobby you immerse yourself in (eg. watching footie)?

You seem a bit delicate, might be time to take up a new hobby

[SlamBoy]

Wider than an average fist? Don't be ridiculous.

Do you actually contribute anything of worth on here 'Rochelle' or do you just troll?

[hendrix]

You sort of skirted round the issue. I was asking how men on here cope with no woman ever wanting sex with them. Do you have other things in your life that occupies your time and makes you happy? Such as spending time with kids or watching footie with your mates.

I understand you shouldn't find validation from whores. Which was exactly the premise of my question, as a matter of fact.

What makes you think that though? Had it occurred to you that people might want to have sex with the wife, gf/whatever and also whores for a different experience?

[JamesKW]

You sort of skirted round the issue. I was asking how men on here cope with no woman ever wanting sex with them. Do you have other things in your life that occupies your time and makes you happy? Such as spending time with kids or watching footie with your mates.

I understand you shouldn't find validation from whores. Which was exactly the premise of my question, as a matter of fact.

Most people do have a multitude of things in their lives,work,children,hobbies,sport, sex is just part of a big cocktail.

[LLPunting]

I'm well aware of that. You said you wanted to do a punt together. I don't know if you were being serious or not when you suggested that.
How would you know?

I will do when I have an escort who actually has sex with me, lol. My first (and only) punting experience didn't even get to the penetrative sex part. She just acted like an arsehole towards me throughout the entire punt, then blamed it all on me.
Not really. It's just a simple question of whether my dick is big to these escorts. I'd prefer them to consider it big, but if it isn't, then it's not the end of the world.

Admin, is he officially a troll yet?

[LLPunting]

That's true, but I'd still like to give the woman a decent experience. Part of the reason I was put on this earth was to give sexual pleasure to women. ...

Really?  This is the clincher.

[LLPunting]

Fair enough, I get your point. So most men on here are not getting sex from their wives (i.e. wife is not attracted to them anymore) and they are paying a woman who also doesn't want sex with him (i.e. not attracted to him either).

I can sort of see why some men could fall into manic depression from this - literally no woman finds them fuckable in any way, shape or form. How do you guys keep up the positive attitude in life? Presumably you all have kids, friends you see at the pub or a hobby you immerse yourself in (eg. watching footie)?

Either he's someone stuck inside his home because of the stacks of Reader's Digest or ...

[LLPunting]

THANK YOU JEEEEE-ZUS!   

[hendrix]

Really?  This is the clincher.

I didn't pull him up on that gem as I thought he must be joking.

[LLPunting]

Do you actually contribute anything of worth on here 'Rochelle' or do you just troll?

She's not trolling, she made apt observations.  2 x Pi x d/2 = 22/7*6 = Over 18" around.  That's pretty bloody ridiculous.

SPs have limits to their behaviour here if they want to continue to be part of the conversations.

[LLPunting]

Most people do have a multitude of things in their lives,work,children,hobbies,sport, sex is just part of a big cocktail.

"Cocktail eh!"  <Wink, wink, nudge, nudge>  "Say nooo mawwa!"

[Jonestown]

Admin, is he officially a troll yet?

Gone now, it was either a woman, or something with a very low testosterone level.

[Rochelle]

Do you actually contribute anything of worth on here 'Rochelle' or do you just troll?

I'm the troll because I told someone his post was rubbish when it actually was? Did you read the post?

[Rochelle]

She's not trolling, she made apt observations.  2 x Pi x d/2 = 22/7*6 = Over 18" around.  That's pretty bloody ridiculous.

SPs have limits to their behaviour here if they want to continue to be part of the conversations.

And it also seems I was right about that idiot when I reported him.

[Punterperson1971]

I have a regular who calls me sexy when I see her but it’s an ego boost nothing more.