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Offline viktor1080

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Arranged to see Claudia as an incall but then I changed my mind and asked if she can visit me. She replied yes all the comms were very good.

Claudia arrives on time and she looks like the pictures but Old version of her not 24 year old, also when she speaks always refers like 'claudia wants a glass of water'...never using 'I or me' on tops her English is conversational (not).

She has a tight round body a lot you can hold on to...also she can talk for ages...anyways I offered her a drink my signature bacardi and coke zero she accepted...so I asked her how old is she she says 27 I know she is lying so I use what bank does just ask the year of birth if you are lying you will calculate and unless it is true one will take time...in the end she agreed she is 1985 born..which she resembles.....but to be fair to her she is a sport..laughs, kisses (DFK) fondles..her breasts are natural...

So after 10 minutes of foreplay, talking, drinking...I push the move to bedroom...she does a funny dancing strip and rubs her bum on to me....She does do OWO..but only after cleaning your dickie boy in the sink...ok onto the bed nice OWO...and then we move onto doggy and this is the loosest pussy of my entire punting life  :scare: and by gods grace I am thick...(now we know why this punt is neutral)...I lost all my mojo...now it was point of just ending it..but for me this one is a deal breaker...move onto mish asked her to wrap her legs around me...no..no...no feeling..she has been escorting for 5 years...anyways I eventually made it..she then takes the condom off and gestures to swallow the stuff....I am sorry but I am against it..ok naturally good but from condom no. She offers a second pop but me not keen anymore

Don't get me wrong this girl has a very good attitude but somehow not for me...

Looks 6/10
Comms 8/10
Service: 7/10

Happy punting!

Offline CatBBW

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I asked her how old is she she says 27 I know she is lying so I use what bank does just ask the year of birth if you are lying you will calculate and unless it is true one will take time...in the end she agreed she is 1985 born..which she resembles.....

Which makes her 28/29, 1 or 2 years is hardly going to make a difference to her looks.

cockneybstrd

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I dont think the issue is her lying about her age by a couple of years.

I think the issue for the reviewer is the fact she has a wizards sleeve that Harry Potter and the rest of the gang could set up camp in.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2014, 04:26:30 pm by cockneybstrd »

yorkshire123

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I dont think the issue is her lying about her age by a couple of years.

I think the issue for the reviewer is the fact she has a wizards sleeve that Harry Potter and the rest of the gang could set up camp in.

 :lol:

incognitomosquito

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I dont think the issue is her lying about her age by a couple of years.

I think the issue for the reviewer is the fact she has a wizards sleeve that Harry Potter and the rest of the gang could set up camp in.

Comment of the day...LMFAO!

Offline punk

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 is the loosest pussy of my entire punting life  :scare: and by gods grace I am thick...(now we know why this punt is neutral)...

Looks 6/10
Comms 8/10
Service: 7/10

Happy punting!


sounds like you got lost in no man's land  :) though neutral bit hash?

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..her breasts are natural...

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Cath

I dont think the issue is her lying about her age by a couple of years.

I think the issue for the reviewer is the fact she has a wizards sleeve that Harry Potter and the rest of the gang could set up camp in.

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Well he didn't know about slack fanny until after the age discussion. The age bit was the only bit I didn't understand as she wasn't really very much older than stated, although the OP seems to think she was, even though they agreed she was born in 1985.

Offline punk

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Well he didn't know about slack fanny until after the age discussion. The age bit was the only bit I didn't understand as she wasn't really very much older than stated, although the OP seems to think she was, even though they agreed she was born in 1985.

how did he know that did he see a passport?

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how did he know that did he see a passport?

According to the OP he asked what year she was born cos he knew she was lying about being 27, she said 1985, they agreed this was correct and that she had lied about being 27, but no matter as she was "a sport".

So lying about being 1 or 2 years younger makes all the difference :D

cockneybstrd

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Well he didn't know about slack fanny until after the age discussion. The age bit was the only bit I didn't understand as she wasn't really very much older than stated, although the OP seems to think she was, even though they agreed she was born in 1985.

I didnt really understand the whole age bit either

I put it down to OP have one too many of his  'signature bacardi and coke zero' or as it called as Chez Bstrad a rum and coke 

Offline punk

According to the OP he asked what year she was born cos he knew she was lying about being 27, she said 1985, they agreed this was correct and that she had lied about being 27, but no matter as she was "a sport".

So lying about being 1 or 2 years younger makes all the difference :D

ah ok, strange some punters don't see woman older than 27,or worried that they are a couple of years older. :hi:

Offline viktor1080

Ok, the punt is neutral as it says 24 on the AW profile...so when you search with qualifiers like 18-24 her profile will come up...and she is 29.

Also my dear friends, I apologise if I have been harsh here but the point is simple, it is not about how big is the lie. A lie is a lie....

By the way that harry potter comment is awesome.. :D

Offline punk

Ok, the punt is neutral as it says 24 on the AW profile...so when you search with qualifiers like 18-24 her profile will come up...and she is 29.

Also my dear friends, I apologise if I have been harsh here but the point is simple, it is not about how big is the lie. A lie is a lie....

By the way that harry potter comment is awesome.. :D

ok, no problem. :hi: