Inesita,Edgware Road,W2. Stunning Spanish ‘woman’…anatomically.Thanks guys.

[west8]

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INESITA
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A few days I spotted this girl on one of the ‘picks’ threads and added ‘her’ to my HL there and then.

She works in a grim tower block close to the junction of Edgware Road and Marylebone Road.

Sorry .. ‘he’ works in a grim tower block close to the junction of Edgware Road and Marylebone Road.

Yes, anatomically a woman, but genetically a man. For those who are knew to this: a post-Op Transsexual. Tits and a reconstituted pussy.

Pictures are real – she is that fucking fit. Facially stunning.

In for a penny, in for a pound, * ****** ** *** *** ****** then gave her a sticky CIM load and left.



The Good:

STUNNING face. Think Venezuelan beauty queen.

Great tits.

Tight pussy (guess why!).

Genuinely Spanish.

Excellent Comms.

Very, very friendly.

Intelligent and witty.



The Bad: N/A

Tight pussy (guess why!).

Slightly husky voice.

Her building is a shithole. For some perspective, think ‘crack den’.



The Ugly: N/A

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Final words

Why can’t I find an actual Spanish woman even half as fit as this Spanish dude!

Given the misleading AW profile and the lack of any mention of her anatomical gender, this has to be a Negative.

No place on the scale below either.

Anyway, if I saved someone else from making the same mistake (and subsequently believing they had shagged a super hot girl), my work is done.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

BlondiesXxX – You decide.
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 0/0/0/1/0  - 1
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)


All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42

[Pompoy123]

 

[west8]

Exactly .. but I tell you what: you would have tapped it, believe me. Probably in my top five all-time best looking 'WG'! 

[Pompoy123]

did you actually get a confession???

[west8]

did you actually get a confession???

Nope. For two reasons:

1. It was obvious when I began the MOT and popped the bonnet.
2. I would never disrespect a WG in his/her own home.

Call me naive or a gentleman or whatever, I just wouldn't do it.

[Type_O_Negative]

Fuck me you saved my life - this time.  I spotted her - sorry him last night during my daily AW browsing. And i was tempted to give a go. But now i've changed my mind.

How did you tell???

[Pompoy123]

Type O give it a go U never know

[west8]

Fuck me you saved my life - this time.  I spotted her - sorry him last night during my daily AW browsing. And i was tempted to give a go. But now i've changed my mind.

How did you tell???

Been there before. Back in the Summer I met the fittest Thai WG(uy) ever - Vienka. Another post-op TS.

Both she and her fucking agency are gone now (thankfully), but you can see how fit 'she' was:

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So, that's two trannies down. 

[Herges Adventures]

Your shortest review West 

Well, you did say you had zero intention of booking any of the girls who have been fucked and reviewed by every forum member and his dog..... 

[Pompoy123]

I think I banged one in Thailand years back but I try to convince myself it was female :\

[west8]

Your shortest review West 

Well, you did say you had zero intention of booking any of the girls who have been fucked and reviewed by every forum member and his dog..... 

I thought it was more important to let everyone know as she's not reviewed on here.

I could have written a lot more. Gender aside, it wasn't a bad punt!

I think I banged one in Thailand years back but I try to convince myself it was female :\

If 'she' was hotter than the other girls on the street, it was probably a 'he'! 

[LL]

Fucking hell I thought I'd had some traumatic punts in my time. If this happened to me I think I'd end up in therapy!

[PumpAction]

You've been down the TS route before but how did you know this one was TS?

[west8]

Fucking hell I thought I'd had some traumatic punts in my time. If this happened to me I think I'd end up in therapy!

haha! I'll tell you one thing to make it even worse: 'she' knows how to treat a guy!

You've been down the TS route before but how did you know this one was TS?

Easy to tell when you get downstairs. The hole is sort of 'inverted'. To be fair to her, she does mention her super tight pussy on her profile!

This was another picture which 'did' it for me:

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I can you all right now: no guy could fail to get hard when getting sucked off by that amazingly slutty face.

[Pompoy123]

You've been down the TS route before but how did you know this one was TS?

The pussy looks far to perfect in my opinion.   

[Type_O_Negative]

But in this "case" i have to agree with West8 - face is stunning. Tall brunette. 

[Pompoy123]

But in this "case" i have to agree with West8 - face is stunning. Tall brunette. 

Do TS girls cum?

[west8]

But in this "case" i have to agree with West8 - face is stunning. Tall brunette. 

Just under 6'0" in her heels.

Perfect face;
Perfect mouth;
Perfect milky white skin;
PERFECT (natural???) tits - couldn't feel any implants;
Perfect arse;
Perfect attitude!

If 'she' was really a she, we'd be talking £500/hr Miss Venezuela.

[Type_O_Negative]

Do TS girls cum?

I have no idea. But i'm sure google or bing would find an answer. 

[PumpAction]

Just under 6'0" in her heels.

Perfect face;
Perfect mouth;
Perfect milky white skin;
PERFECT (natural???) tits - couldn't feel any implants;
Perfect arse;
Perfect attitude!

If 'she' was really a she, we'd be talking £500/hr Miss Venezuela.

To each their own. Won't be long til you're 69ing with a hairy beanbag dangling on your forehead.

[west8]

To each their own. Won't be long til you're 69ing with a hairy beanbag dangling on your forehead.

Don't get me wrong - I won't be going back. It was fun, but it would have been a lot more fun if I'd just discovered the Sofía Vergara of WGs.

[PumpAction]

Don't get me wrong - I won't be going back. It was fun, but it would have been a lot more fun if I'd just discovered the Sofía Vergara of WGs.

Two TS? Fool me once.... as the saying goes. Whatever floats your boat. I'm not judging. If you end up gobbling up a pair of hairy plums anytime soon please leave a review.

[kwahima]

anyone will want to send ''her'' an email and confirm if ''she'' is a TS? 

[Dave2014]

Does anyone remember the brothel that used to be at the top of Bishopsgate, just before the start of Kingsland Road? It is no longer there. I ended up banging a post-op tranny in there a few years back. I was suspicious when 'she' came into the room:

I said, "I don't mean to be rude but are you a bloke"?
'She' said "No" - which on reflection, I suppose was technically correct. 'She' had amazing tits.
I then said "sorry, I hope I haven't offended you".
She said "not at all, I understand, besides, you can't be too careful these days".

Next thing you know, I was shagging 'her' in miss. As I was shagging away, I looked back over my shoulder and caught a glimpse of 'her' shoes - the heel was only about an inch in height and just a little too sturdy to be feminine. They were clearly the sort of shoes a transvestite would wear which are designed not to break with the extra weight a man puts on them. At that point I realised what I was doing and it clicked that I was balls deep in a transexual. I resolved not to let it bother me so I concentrated on thinking of Brittany Spears (or whomever was hot at the time), shot my load, and got dressed.

As I was walking out 'she' said "thanks mate" . . . I just replied "don't" and never went back.

[Dave2014]

I tell you what West8 - I would, if I could right now.

[Dave2014]

Hahahaha!  See what I was saying above about 'sturdy' heels - it gives it away EVERY TIME!!! LOL 

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[infoseeker]

Well, you did say you had zero intention of booking any of the girls who have been fucked and reviewed by every forum member and his dog..... 

Good idea west8 the best reviewers (like Jason) add reviews for girls who've not been reviewed before... it does come with it's perils.
Sometimes I do think some girls on the London boards are reviewed to death.  I'd never discourage anyone reviewing but I myself held of reviewing some girls that I'd seen already well reviewed in the North West, Quality as much as Quantity. 

[west8]

I tell you what West8 - I would, if I could right now.

I can't believe I'm going to say so, but same here!

Good idea west8 the best reviewers (like Jason) add reviews for girls who've not been reviewed before... it does come with it's perils.
Sometimes I do think some girls on the London boards are reviewed to death.  I'd never discourage anyone reviewing but I myself held of reviewing some girls that I'd seen already well reviewed in the North West, Quality as much as Quantity. 

Yes, exactly. I think Jason's reviews are the most useful on the London section of the forum as I trust very few reviews of agency girls. Especially when the reviewer is a new member.

Initially it was fun to meet some of the 'top talent' on AW, but it's a LOT more fun to search for potential gems, password style. Plus, I'd rather not know that the rest of the forum went before me.

In addition, there is of course the added benefit (as with HTF and Angelina) of meeting a rare beauty and enjoying the punt itself!

[Jimmybob]

To each their own. Won't be long til you're 69ing with a hairy beanbag dangling on your forehead.

[Thepacifist]

Why can’t I find an actual Spanish woman even half as fit as this Spanish dude!

I hear Ella from HOD is good. External Link/Members Only

[StPunt]

so which one of you ended up balls deep?

[JamesRockford]

OK now I'm filled with doubts about the WGs I've seen and making some mental lists.

There were a few Hugarian milfs who were a little on the butch side - but by the sounds of it the post-op TVs sound quite feminine.  So how the hell do we tell?

As to the 'thick heels' theory mentioned above, I'm not convinced that this is a reliable indicator because (a) there isn't any reason that a size 8 TV who is 5'8" should weigh more than a 'normal' female of the same dimensions unless they have a different inherent density (see below), and (b) I've seen similar heels on my good lady wife and I know that my children are biologically hers because their noses crinkle up like hers when they laugh.

As an aside I do recall an episode of the Six Million Dollar Man when Steve Austin suspects that his colleague Oscar Goldman has been diabolically replaced by a robot.  To confirm this he subtly throws a wooden pencil in Oscar's path as he's pacing back and forth and lo and behold Oscar steps on it without noticing and the pencil shatters - indicating that Oscar is in fact incredibly dense and hence a robot.

Are you suggesting that TVs have a higher density?  Perhaps denser bones?  Could we test whether they sink or swim perhaps?

[Dave2014]

As to the 'thick heels' theory mentioned above, I'm not convinced that this is a reliable indicator . . .

Not all people who wear 'thick heels' are transsexuals, but all transexuals are people who wear 'thick heels'. 

I won't draw a Venn Diagram 

[the_pope]

"She" used to be called Inez and had a profile under the TV/TS gender, was very surprised when she came up in a search of female WGs, then I thought, that's why her profile has been off line for a bit, bet she has taken the plunge.

I don't have anything against TS/TVs, even had a couple of punts, mostly bad ones. If you're into TS girls the only one I have met on AW that is really feminine and completely passable is Lauren Prado, petite, about 5'5", elfin faced and Brazilian with a very pale white complexion. She upped her rate now as I guess she's not got much competition in the "I actually look like a girl" department.

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She does have a strange way of whisper speaking but is easily the a "female" until you get into her pants!

[BogBog1]

Well, as one of the handful of UKP members who are open (and unshamed) about occasional urges to visit TS escorts, I feel I should weigh in here. I have to say, Inesits goes straight into my hotlist! If she's as hot as you say she is (and I have no reason to doubt you) then I am 100% IN. Good location for me too.... result.

PS re Lauren (different one) that was the worst TS experience I've ever had. She just lay there looking bored and playing with her nails. I got up and left after 10 minutes. Complete waste of time and money. Fortunately my faith was soon restored by a visit to External Link/Members Only who blew my socks off.

[BogBog1]

Actually, question for the OP - the third picture on her profile (the one with a heart over her face) makes her look pretty stocky.... how's her body size would you say?

[NightKid]

Huh, so karma wasn't a bitch but a post-op TS? Also, you missed a trick there ... if there ever was an option for you to bareback, it would be 'her'.   

Seriously though, while I have absolutely no interest in doing it, I'm intrigued by the question.
What are your odds going at it raw with a reconstructed vagina vs a normal one? Do they even secrete the same fluids?

[Voyager]

She was a preop until a shortwhile ago based in Barnet. 

[UberX]

thanks for the review west8. Sorry she was not your liking. I do not mind to fuck transsexual girl and in my view she is very much attractive compare to other transsexual girl I have seen before. She looks a complete real girl and oh what a bum I just want to kiss that bum I shall check her out.

[CatBBW]

Easy to tell when you get downstairs. The hole is sort of 'inverted'.

Run that one by me again - cos I can't picture what you mean

[CatBBW]

Do TS girls cum?

I should imagine anal or anal play would make them cum due to the stimulation of the prostate. Fucking the "pussy" in certain positions should do the trick too. Not sure about "clit" stimulation though, unless the surgeon managed to be very clever retaining the helmet nerves when removing the penis.

[CatBBW]

Seriously though, while I have absolutely no interest in doing it, I'm intrigued by the question.
What are your odds going at it raw with a reconstructed vagina vs a normal one? Do they even secrete the same fluids?

No, they wouldn't be able to unless a real vag was put in. I saw an interview with a post op once, and she said that she has to use lube and then douche afterwards as it's just a tube of skin, no mucous membranes, no self-cleansing, no lubrication glands - so any lube, saliva or semen just hangs around inside going manky.

[NightKid]

No, they wouldn't be able to unless a real vag was put in. I saw an interview with a post op once, and she said that she has to use lube and then douche afterwards as it's just a tube of skin, no mucous membranes, no self-cleansing, no lubrication glands - so any lube, saliva or semen just hangs around inside going manky.

So, theoretically, there shouldn't be a risk of transmission via natural fluids unless there was an exposed cut then?

Thanks for commenting, by the way. As you might expect, information on that subject in particular has been hard to find ... for me, at least.

[CatBBW]

So, theoretically, there shouldn't be a risk of transmission via natural fluids unless there was an exposed cut then?

Thanks for commenting, by the way. As you might expect, information on that subject in particular has been hard to find ... for me, at least.

Theoretically, I would think there's little or no risk of certain STIs (although there would still be a slight risk from the closeness of bodies and anal area, and HPV, herpes etc can still be passed on). Although of course you are counting on the lady to be thoroughly internally cleansed from the last BB session - you could still catch something from a previous punter's fluids - and have no damage internally.

Might be a question for your GUM nurse on the next visit

[385North]

If she (he?) is a bloke then I'll be buggered. Can't see an Adam's apple anywhere in the pics though?

[Pompoy123]

Man alive I love UKP 

[Terry 7 incher]

Nope. For two reasons:

1. It was obvious when I began the MOT and popped the bonnet.
2. I would never disrespect a WG in his/her own home.

Call me naive or a gentleman or whatever, I just wouldn't do it.

Fckin hell mate. That is a horror story but like a true english gent you smiled and didn't wanna hurt the man/woman's feeling eh? What about the fact that he lied and pretended to be a woman. I know...I know...he was fit but it's still wrong what he did. You should have requested a refund.

[Ali Katt]

I should imagine anal or anal play would make them cum due to the stimulation of the prostate. Fucking the "pussy" in certain positions should do the trick too. Not sure about "clit" stimulation though, unless the surgeon managed to be very clever retaining the helmet nerves when removing the penis.

Depends on the hormones as well, most orgasm, but don't ejaculate as such.

Shame she had the chop.

[zangy]

I would have though his Pre-op name would be Iniesta

[MancSean]

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INESITA
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A few days I spotted this girl on one of the ‘picks’ threads and added ‘her’ to my HL there and then.

She works in a grim tower block close to the junction of Edgware Road and Marylebone Road.

Sorry .. ‘he’ works in a grim tower block close to the junction of Edgware Road and Marylebone Road.

Yes, anatomically a woman, but genetically a man. For those who are knew to this: a post-Op Transsexual. Tits and a reconstituted pussy.

Pictures are real – she is that fucking fit. Facially stunning.

In for a penny, in for a pound, * ****** ** *** *** ****** then gave her a sticky CIM load and left.



The Good:

STUNNING face. Think Venezuelan beauty queen.

Great tits.

Tight pussy (guess why!).

Genuinely Spanish.

Excellent Comms.

Very, very friendly.

Intelligent and witty.



The Bad: N/A

Tight pussy (guess why!).

Slightly husky voice.

Her building is a shithole. For some perspective, think ‘crack den’.



The Ugly: N/A

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Final words

Why can’t I find an actual Spanish woman even half as fit as this Spanish dude!

Given the misleading AW profile and the lack of any mention of her anatomical gender, this has to be a Negative.

No place on the scale below either.

Anyway, if I saved someone else from making the same mistake (and subsequently believing they had shagged a super hot girl), my work is done.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

BlondiesXxX – You decide.
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 0/0/0/1/0  - 1
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)


All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42

Fucking feel for you on this one Westy fella pure deception as good as fraud. Still getting noshed by that would fuck my head up once I found out yuk yuk yuk