Abellaxo. - Shepherds Bush - Fantastic punt.

[finnegan16]

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Coms.
Very efficient, prompt response by text, no hassle making the appointment. Helpful directions from Anabella.
   
Location.
Very nice basement flat, 6 mins brisk walk from Sherpherd’s Bush tube.
Spacious, light bedroom, very clean – large towels, big shower that works properly.

Appearance.
10/10
Anabella was dressed in very expensive black lingerie including suspenders which so many girls can’t be bothered to put on.
I love tall girls and with heels she’s about 6’0. 
I have seen many escorts over the years and I can definitively say that Anabella is one of the most drop-dead gorgeous girls I have ever met.
I kid you not. Think of the sexiest girl you know, and double it.

Facially she has the features of a fashion model. Amazing eyes, exquisite bone structure perfectly set off by tumbling curly black hair.
She’s slim but not skinny with an hourglass figure and a bum which undulated as she walked in front of me like a gentle sea swell on a tropical beach. 
Her body is all natural - I checked.
After passing the bucks, we began an exquisite FK and DFK during which she was very responsive. It was like kissing your girlfriend behind the bike sheds.

I reluctantly tore my face away and jumped in the shower, almost slamming the old JT in the door, so aroused and eager was he to start the action.

I emerged to find Anabella lying on the bed, smiling and waiting to be unwrapped like the best Christmas present you’ve ever had. 
I must say it would have been a huge thrill just to have been allowed to wave one’s cock in front of her, let alone to be actually invited to plant it in her mouth and down between those long, languorous legs.
I pinched myself to check I wasn’t dreaming: it hurt. I was, thankfully, awake.

Well I’m not going to describe the banging, sucking, nibbling, licking, squeezing, deep throating, scratching, sliding, slapping, tongueing and fucking that went on over the following hour except to say that she was totally engaged and passionate throughout.
OWO was expertly given - deep and yet sensitive, no over-the-top choking and spluttering. No CIM which is fine by me – safety first, and all that…

We tried more positions than Wayne Rooney after his transfer to Everton and, unlike that ginger twat, I scored every time.
Because she hasn't been doing this for that long, she still has that genuine passion for the job which seems to fade once WGs' reviews get into the hundreds.

At the end, after my second shower she was polite and attentive, even helping me on with my jacket and straightening my collar.
I left feeling the warm glow of total satisfaction, happier than a pyromaniac on Bonfire night.

So there we have it, and Anabella sure as hell gave it!
I totally recommend this beauty and will be seeing her as many times as my meagre finances permit. Before she gets discovered by some top agency and her rates go stratospheric.

I’ve already approached my bank manager for a loan. When he asked what I wanted the loan for, I sent him a link to Anabella’s profile. 
He immediately agreed, and took one out himself.
(Spoiler alert! That bit’s not true.)

[Jvosta]

YLF, is that you buddy?

[SamLP]

I totally recommend this beauty and will be seeing her as many times as my meagre finances permit. Before she gets discovered by some top agency and her rates go stratospheric.

I’ve already approached my bank manager for a loan. When he asked what I wanted the loan for, I sent him a link to Anabella’s profile. 
He immediately agreed, and took one out himself.
(Spoiler alert! That bit’s not true.)

 

She was already working for an agency.
It didn't end well to say the least.

[MrMatrix]

Great review OP, one of the best this year IMO, did bring a smile to my face some the amusing comments. Shes been on my HL for quite a while and after this will have to make an effort to meet her. Out of interest how long did you book for and how much.
I presume the new bank loan means you will be visiting daily until the loan runs out. I can't think of a better way of ending up bankrupt. 

[Sinz]

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[king tarzan]

Hopefully seeing her soon

Just my type tall beautiful elegant sexy slim curvy

And by the reading of her reviews gives a master class gfe service!!
I hope I am in for a gfe treat with a honey or super honey
( to be established once eye to eye)

[Belgarion]

She's hot, I agree.

This review is sickening though 

[MrMohican]

Well I’m not going to describe the banging, sucking, nibbling, licking, squeezing, deep throating, scratching, sliding, slapping, tongueing and fucking that went on over the following hour except to say that she was totally engaged and passionate throughout.
OWO was expertly given - deep and yet sensitive, no over-the-top choking and spluttering. No CIM which is fine by me – safety first, and all that…

WTF?!!!... no CIM? She was perfectly happy to be 'unsafe' only a few months ago if you check out her previous reviews...

well, thats her off my list now. I don't care how good looking a girl is if she wants to charge me £160 for an hour the very least she can do is take a mouthful of my freshly brewed baby batter.

[Bigus Dickus]

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Coms.
Very efficient, prompt response by text, no hassle making the appointment. Helpful directions from Anabella.
   
Location.
Very nice basement flat, 6 mins brisk walk from Sherpherd’s Bush tube.
Spacious, light bedroom, very clean – large towels, big shower that works properly.

Appearance.
10/10
Anabella was dressed in very expensive black lingerie including suspenders which so many girls can’t be bothered to put on.
I love tall girls and with heels she’s about 6’0. 
I have seen many escorts over the years and I can definitively say that Anabella is one of the most drop-dead gorgeous girls I have ever met.
I kid you not. Think of the sexiest girl you know, and double it.

Facially she has the features of a fashion model. Amazing eyes, exquisite bone structure perfectly set off by tumbling curly black hair.
She’s slim but not skinny with an hourglass figure and a bum which undulated as she walked in front of me like a gentle sea swell on a tropical beach. 
Her body is all natural - I checked.
After passing the bucks, we began an exquisite FK and DFK during which she was very responsive. It was like kissing your girlfriend behind the bike sheds.

I reluctantly tore my face away and jumped in the shower, almost slamming the old JT in the door, so aroused and eager was he to start the action.

I emerged to find Anabella lying on the bed, smiling and waiting to be unwrapped like the best Christmas present you’ve ever had. 
I must say it would have been a huge thrill just to have been allowed to wave one’s cock in front of her, let alone to be actually invited to plant it in her mouth and down between those long, languorous legs.
I pinched myself to check I wasn’t dreaming: it hurt. I was, thankfully, awake.

Well I’m not going to describe the banging, sucking, nibbling, licking, squeezing, deep throating, scratching, sliding, slapping, tongueing and fucking that went on over the following hour except to say that she was totally engaged and passionate throughout.
OWO was expertly given - deep and yet sensitive, no over-the-top choking and spluttering. No CIM which is fine by me – safety first, and all that…

We tried more positions than Wayne Rooney after his transfer to Everton and, unlike that ginger twat, I scored every time.
Because she hasn't been doing this for that long, she still has that genuine passion for the job which seems to fade once WGs' reviews get into the hundreds.

At the end, after my second shower she was polite and attentive, even helping me on with my jacket and straightening my collar.
I left feeling the warm glow of total satisfaction, happier than a pyromaniac on Bonfire night.

So there we have it, and Anabella sure as hell gave it!
I totally recommend this beauty and will be seeing her as many times as my meagre finances permit. Before she gets discovered by some top agency and her rates go stratospheric.

I’ve already approached my bank manager for a loan. When he asked what I wanted the loan for, I sent him a link to Anabella’s profile. 
He immediately agreed, and took one out himself.
(Spoiler alert! That bit’s not true.)

Hey West8 is that you back? How’s Abdul and your kids doing? 

[king tarzan]

WTF?!!!... no CIM? She was perfectly happy to be 'unsafe' only a few months ago if you check out her previous reviews...

well, thats her off my list now. I don't care how good looking a girl is if she wants to charge me £160 for an hour the very least she can do is take a mouthful of my freshly brewed baby batter.

Cim is the last service I am ever bothered about

As long as sensual deep tongue kissing Oral on mango and oral on my banana beast and protected gentle drilling that's fine by me..

All this PSE nonsense I find extremely unhygienic and distasteful  ( thank heavens have not tried PSE or never ever will YUK)

this woman is seriously smoking  hot!!
Has a a good review by GLM ( on his review I went to the super honey angelica ginger had the time of my life)

[YidArmy]

She's hot, I agree.

This review is sickening though 

This dude has a solitary 2 line post in 18 months and then suddenly writes this 'review'. Hmm..

[vw]

This dude has a solitary 2 line post in 18 months and then suddenly writes this 'review'. Hmm..

probably previous banned lurker in the quesadilla ilk

[FlyingBreadMan]

Hopefully seeing her soon

Just my type tall beautiful elegant sexy slim curvy

And by the reading of her reviews gives a master class gfe service!!
I hope I am in for a gfe treat with a honey or super honey
( to be established once eye to eye)

King-tarded...the ever faithful pug beckoning to the call of his kindly masters YBL and Co.

I laugh at the inferior intellect, I really do.

[finnegan16]

Great review OP, one of the best this year IMO, did bring a smile to my face some the amusing comments. Shes been on my HL for quite a while and after this will have to make an effort to meet her. Out of interest how long did you book for and how much.
I presume the new bank loan means you will be visiting daily until the loan runs out. I can't think of a better way of ending up bankrupt. 

Hey, man, thanks for the comment - basically she's a lovely girl and I had a great time. It just amuses me to write a positive review that's a bit more interesting. Glad you were amused, too.
The booking was 90 mins for £210. The reason I normally do longer bookings is that I do like chatting with the girls and it takes me half an hour to get my socks off. But from then on, it's a much quicker process to get my rocks off! (OK, naff gag...)
And yes, I am well on the way to bankruptcy.

[TrevorN]

 

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[finnegan16]

King-tarded...the ever faithful pug beckoning to the call of his kindly masters YBL and Co.

I laugh at the inferior intellect, I really do.

Hey bunny, thanks for the comment - I have no idea what you're on about, but whatever you are on, if it's working then you should stick with it.

[vw]

It just amuses me to write a positive review that's a bit more interesting. Glad you were amused, too.

a bit more interesting than what? Is this your 2nd account?

[finnegan16]

Hey West8 is that you back? How’s Abdul and your kids doing? 

Sorry, old fruitcake, not a clue - that one is right over my head....

[finnegan16]

She's hot, I agree.

This review is sickening though 

Sickening? Hmm...Well, guess you can't win them all.

Yes, she is hot, I agree.

[finnegan16]

a bit more interesting than what? Is this your 2nd account?

Hey, thanks for the comment - a bit too oblique to understand but - hey, whatever...

[finnegan16]

probably previous banned lurker in the quesadilla ilk

Hey, good to hear from you, buddy, but me no comprende - am I being obtuse or is there some secret escort Da Vinci code on this site which seems like gobbledegook to ordinary human folk?

[finnegan16]

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Nice Tee shirt. Did you do that with Photoshop specially for me, or is that a generic image that you pop up now and again?
This is the first review I've done for this site and it's interesting how much low-level trolling I've received for posting a positive report on a WG. Not complaining, just intrigued...

[Sinz]

Nice Tee shirt. Did you do that with Photoshop specially for me, or is that a generic image that you pop up now and again?
This is the first review I've done for this site and it's interesting how much low-level trolling I've received for posting a positive report on a WG. Not complaining, just intrigued...

Trolling ehh ?? It's interesting you say that.

[finnegan16]

YLF, is that you buddy?

Hey - didn't get the reference but just searched YLF on this site. Although he does seem to have a certain tendency to over-write in unnecessarily florid, although amusing language - which, I guess, is why you might have seen a similarity in style - quite a few of his reviews seem to involve spunking over girls' faces in front of a mirror and then asking for his money back. Bit like ordering a pizza, scoffing the lot then saying you don't like pizza and refusing to pay.
No, that's not me, old chap. There's also a whiff of misogyny in his reports, whereas I actually like women.

[finnegan16]

Trolling ehh ?? It's interesting you say that.

Hey - how are you? Is it really - no, I mean, really? I'm always astounded as to what people find interesting.
Well, heigho!

[FlyingBreadMan]

Hey - how are you? Is it really - no, I mean, really? I'm always astounded as to what people find interesting.
Well, heigho!

You = gay.

[Mid1001]

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Well I’m not going to describe the banging, sucking, nibbling, licking, squeezing, deep throating, scratching, sliding, slapping, tongueing and fucking that went on over the following hour except to say that she was totally engaged and passionate throughout.
OWO was expertly given - deep and yet sensitive, no over-the-top choking and spluttering. No CIM which is fine by me – safety first, and all that…

She says no PSE on her profile, but you it seems like she did get some out of her - how did that happen?

[Belgarion]

She says no PSE on her profile, but you it seems like she did get some out of her - how did that happen?

He's a deluded fantasist

[finnegan16]

You = gay.

Err... is that supposed to be an insult? What are you - five years old?
Its 2017 - these days being gay is a badge of honour: get with it, Honky-Tonk.
How about this:
me = not gay
you = master baker. It's a pun. Ask mummy.
Pip, pip.

[finnegan16]

She says no PSE on her profile, but you it seems like she did get some out of her - how did that happen?

Hi, thanks for the question. To clarify, I think this is a case where my hyperbole and attempts at humour might be misleading.
Her profile is accurate in that she is not PSE - just an excellent GFE experience. To be more specific: lots of enthusiastic sex in various positions, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, prone bone and the one where you go in from the side, whatever that's called....
Dining at the Y - my favourite pastime -  was great during which she was very responsive and genuine, not accompanied by an OTT porn soundtrack.
I'm fairly vanilla myself - not one to ram fingers, toys or household implements into every available orifice, or rim or be rimmed, or piss on people or spunk on faces, carpets, curtains or furniture.
Great GFE sex with a horny, beautiful, enthusiastic 20 year-old is,  in my view, pretty much as good as it gets and from Anabella's other reviews, as in my case, that experience is pretty consistent.
Hope that answers your question. Cheers.

[finnegan16]

He's a deluded fantasist

Well, well, well, what have we here? A spiky little insomniac with nothing better to do at 4.34 in the morning than to involve himself in a thread to which he adds zero value or interest.
Get some sleep, cupcake - who knows? It might make you a nicer person.

[fudi_maar]

I am SO enjoying this thread. Pray continue :-)

[finnegan16]

This dude has a solitary 2 line post in 18 months and then suddenly writes this 'review'. Hmm..

Dude here - sorry for the late reply to your fascinating contribution, Mr Yidarmy. If you'd care to elaborate on 'hmm...', then who knows? I may care to reply. Hmm...
Toodle-oo.

[SamLP]

This is the first review I've done for this site and it's interesting how much low-level trolling I've received for posting a positive report on a WG. Not complaining, just intrigued...

You've been a member for a year and a half. Ample time to read many reviews and see how one should be written and how one shouldn't be written.
Your review has all the hallmarks of a fluffy & clouded account, with OTT references and cringeworthy levels of text that will cause members to mock you.

Maybe take a read here on how to write a review, rather than lash out at every comment: External Link/Members Only

[finnegan16]

You've been a member for a year and a half. Ample time to read many reviews and see how one should be written and how one shouldn't be written.
Your review has all the hallmarks of a fluffy & clouded account, with OTT references and cringeworthy levels of text that will cause members to mock you.

Maybe take a read here on how to write a review, rather than lash out at every comment: External Link/Members Only

Ah, now who are you, then - striding across the playground with his patched corduroy jacket, balding pate and a blush of outrage on his puce, flabby-jawed face - the Headmaster?
The arbiter of what is and isn't and what should and shouldn't be? The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse tagging behind on a lame donkey?
You mean there are actual rules as to how to write this stuff? Well knock me down with a fan dancer's feather!

I am heartily sorry, sir, for my failings to realise the gravity of my offence. How dare I be flippant and fluffy and clouded, (clouded? Well, whatever..) let alone impose cringeworthy levels of text (text? Prose, I think you mean..) on the community. Prose which I mistakenly thought contained a certain amount of wit and entertainment value. How wrong I was.
Am I insane? Do I not realise I could bring this site, this model of moral uprightness, into disrepute by my reckless actions?
And the thought of being mocked by the members - what an utter humiliation that would be. "Please God, no! - Not that! Anything but mockery!"
The hurt and pain that such a torrent of ridicule would cause me - being so sensitive as I am and so anxious to be accepted by my peers.
Well may I say, Mr Sam LP, you have caused me to change my outlook. I am both chastened and ashamed that I have failed to follow the literary guidelines of the site. Ignorance is no excuse. I will, indeed, bow to your superior knowledge and wisdom and look up that link you so helpfully included and study the form and layout of what a review should be; and only when I have imbibed, digested, absorbed and understood the totality and subtlety of those rules will I deign to write another word on these hallowed pages. I hope my remorse will temper the outrage you felt when you read my worthless words.

By the by, old fruitcake - your comment has all the hallmarks of the kind of humourless, literal, dry, witless, unimaginative, proprietorial, morally repugnant, supercilious, hypocritical, dogmatic, arrogant authoritarianism that my generation has fought against all our lives and that we despise to our very core.
Have a nice day.
Pip, pip.

[finnegan16]

I am SO enjoying this thread. Pray continue :-)

Hi - thanks for the positive comment. I'll do my best as long as people find it amusing, but I might just get bored and drop off-air without warning.
Cheers.

[fudi_maar]

Ah, now who are you, then - striding across the playground with his patched corduroy jacket, balding pate and a blush of outrage on his puce, flabby-jawed face - the Headmaster?
The arbiter of what is and isn't and what should and shouldn't be? The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse tagging behind on a lame donkey?
You mean there are actual rules as to how to write this stuff? Well knock me down with a fan dancer's feather!

 

I haven't had this much laughter even at a stand-up do. I think people should have to pay money to read the gems on this thread.

OP - I sincerely hope you stick around, cos you have provided so much entertainment with the razor-sharp wit, the flair, the command of English, and the un-flappability.

And I cannot wait for your future reviews.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Ah, now who are you, then - striding across the playground with his patched corduroy jacket, balding pate and a blush of outrage on his puce, flabby-jawed face - the Headmaster?
The arbiter of what is and isn't and what should and shouldn't be? The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse tagging behind on a lame donkey?
You mean there are actual rules as to how to write this stuff? Well knock me down with a fan dancer's feather!

I am heartily sorry, sir, for my failings to realise the gravity of my offence. How dare I be flippant and fluffy and clouded, (clouded? Well, whatever..) let alone impose cringeworthy levels of text (text? Prose, I think you mean..) on the community. Prose which I mistakenly thought contained a certain amount of wit and entertainment value. How wrong I was.
Am I insane? Do I not realise I could bring this site, this model of moral uprightness, into disrepute by my reckless actions?
And the thought of being mocked by the members - what an utter humiliation that would be. "Please God, no! - Not that! Anything but mockery!"
The hurt and pain that such a torrent of ridicule would cause me - being so sensitive as I am and so anxious to be accepted by my peers.
Well may I say, Mr Sam LP, you have caused me to change my outlook. I am both chastened and ashamed that I have failed to follow the literary guidelines of the site. Ignorance is no excuse. I will, indeed, bow to your superior knowledge and wisdom and look up that link you so helpfully included and study the form and layout of what a review should be; and only when I have imbibed, digested, absorbed and understood the totality and subtlety of those rules will I deign to write another word on these hallowed pages. I hope my remorse will temper the outrage you felt when you read my worthless words.

By the by, old fruitcake - your comment has all the hallmarks of the kind of humourless, literal, dry, witless, unimaginative, proprietorial, morally repugnant, supercilious, hypocritical, dogmatic, arrogant authoritarianism that my generation has fought against all our lives and that we despise to our very core.
Have a nice day.
Pip, pip.

Getting upset?

[finnegan16]

I haven't had this much laughter even at a stand-up do. I think people should have to pay money to read the gems on this thread.

OP - I sincerely hope you stick around, cos you have provided so much entertainment with the razor-sharp wit, the flair, the command of English, and the un-flappability.

And I cannot wait for your future reviews.

Thank you man, appreciate it.
I will do something more useful soon like put up another review instead of just exchanging banter...
Stay tuned!
Cheers.

[finnegan16]

Getting upset?

Oh hello, doughman, you're back.
Don't worry, I won't be tempted to take the rise out of you. - See what I did there?

No, not upset, just amusing myself.
Intriguing profile photo - is that really you? How proud are you of those loaves, it's actually quite sweet!
Have you just pulled them out of your arse or are you about to put them in?
me = bored now
you = go put another bun in the oven

[FlyingBreadMan]

Oh hello, doughman, you're back.
Don't worry, I won't be tempted to take the rise out of you. - See what I did there?

No, not upset, just amusing myself.
Intriguing profile photo - is that really you? How proud are you of those loaves, it's actually quite sweet!
Have you just pulled them out of your arse or are you about to put them in?
me = bored now
you = go put another bun in the oven

You are upset then.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Finnegan16 your review is humorous and having seen her I’d say factual.

There’s nothing wrong with your writing style I like it.......however Abellaxo aka Ana has an association with Yaboah and although I don’t believe he was her pimp, she was part of the Secret Agency and that will always make punters wary when a highly favourable review is posted.

If I you write your negative and neutrals with as much eloquence and accuracy no one will doubt you.

[vw]

Finnegan16 your review is humorous and having seen her I’d say factual.

There’s nothing wrong with your writing style I like it.......however Abellaxo aka Ana has an association with Yaboah and although I don’t believe he was her pimp, she was part of the Secret Agency and that will always make punters wary when a highly favourable review is posted.

If I you write your negative and neutrals with as much eloquence and accuracy no one will doubt you.

Like they believed unclesweetheart, this ones twin.   

[SamLP]

Ah, now who are you, then - striding across the playground with his patched corduroy jacket, balding pate and a blush of outrage on his puce, flabby-jawed face - the Headmaster?
The arbiter of what is and isn't and what should and shouldn't be? The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse tagging behind on a lame donkey?
You mean there are actual rules as to how to write this stuff? Well knock me down with a fan dancer's feather!

I am heartily sorry, sir, for my failings to realise the gravity of my offence. How dare I be flippant and fluffy and clouded, (clouded? Well, whatever..) let alone impose cringeworthy levels of text (text? Prose, I think you mean..) on the community. Prose which I mistakenly thought contained a certain amount of wit and entertainment value. How wrong I was.
Am I insane? Do I not realise I could bring this site, this model of moral uprightness, into disrepute by my reckless actions?
And the thought of being mocked by the members - what an utter humiliation that would be. "Please God, no! - Not that! Anything but mockery!"
The hurt and pain that such a torrent of ridicule would cause me - being so sensitive as I am and so anxious to be accepted by my peers.
Well may I say, Mr Sam LP, you have caused me to change my outlook. I am both chastened and ashamed that I have failed to follow the literary guidelines of the site. Ignorance is no excuse. I will, indeed, bow to your superior knowledge and wisdom and look up that link you so helpfully included and study the form and layout of what a review should be; and only when I have imbibed, digested, absorbed and understood the totality and subtlety of those rules will I deign to write another word on these hallowed pages. I hope my remorse will temper the outrage you felt when you read my worthless words.

By the by, old fruitcake - your comment has all the hallmarks of the kind of humourless, literal, dry, witless, unimaginative, proprietorial, morally repugnant, supercilious, hypocritical, dogmatic, arrogant authoritarianism that my generation has fought against all our lives and that we despise to our very core.
Have a nice day.
Pip, pip.

Ahh, so you don't like friendly advice.
You even wrote a reply nearly as long as your review.
That I'm honoured with.
Managed to even hit a nerve. A cowards reply retorting to "comical" insults.
However, all said and done.. all I'm now thinking is that you're a first class twat.
Pip, pip!

[finnegan16]

Finnegan16 your review is humorous and having seen her I’d say factual.

There’s nothing wrong with your writing style I like it.......however Abellaxo aka Ana has an association with Yaboah and although I don’t believe he was her pimp, she was part of the Secret Agency and that will always make punters wary when a highly favourable review is posted.

If I you write your negative and neutrals with as much eloquence and accuracy no one will doubt you.

Hi, Mr Gentlelovemaking - assuming that's your correct form of address. I appreciate your appreciation of my style. Thanks for clarifying the Yeboah issue. Now that I understand the background, I guess that would explain the rather unwarranted, puzzling and, frankly, hostile comments of certain members of this august and respected site to my review. 
However, I'm glad that having seen Anabella you're able to corroborate the facts that were buried in that somewhat over-written, frivolous but sincere posting.
The fact is, it was a genuine review -  I'm not one to be blowing other people's trumpets.
Or, indeed, strumpets.
Bottom line, (ooh- err missus) is that it was a great booking, she's a great girl. Not much more to be said.
I hope my next review will generate as much opportunity for humorous and slanderous invective as this one has.
Thanks again.
Cheers.

[InstaPunt]

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Fuck me she’s hot..

[InstaPunt]

King-tarded...the ever faithful pug beckoning to the call of his kindly masters YBL and Co.

I laugh at the inferior intellect, I really do.

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[finnegan16]

Ahh, so you don't like friendly advice.
You even wrote a reply nearly as long as your review.
That I'm honoured with.
Managed to even hit a nerve. A cowards reply retorting to "comical" insults.
However, all said and done.. all I'm now thinking is that you're a first class twat.
Pip, pip!

Well you have disappointed me there, my old ship's biscuit. Such a witless and banal comeback, I expected more.
It's all I can do to summon up the energy to swat this away.
A coward's reply? Hmm...What do you want me to do - challenge you to a duel, cocks at dawn? Not sure what your cock's like at dawn, but mine's in no fit state to cross cocks with another man.
Firstly I don't think 'friendly' describes your somewhat arrogant posting. Read it aloud to yourself - I don't detect anything friendly there, cabbage chops, but maybe I'm missing something - like an insight into your mind.
And so, indeed, you should be honoured with my reply - that kind of 'comical' stuff may look easy, but it does take a certain amount of effort to write this shit.
Furthermore, for you to bestow on me the title of 'First Class Twat' is, indeed, an honour as I only achieved a 2:2 in my degree.
Third-class twat would have been a better insult.
Problem is, you don't have a sense of humour, old boy - which is the biggest insult I can think of.
So I think that's the last word I'll have on the subject - sorry for all this vicious, personal invective, I can't seem to resist it. I have a kind of typo - Tourette's syndrome. I'm sure you're probably a very nice man.
Pip, pip.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Well you have disappointed me there, my old ship's biscuit. Such a witless and banal comeback, I expected more.
It's all I can do to summon up the energy to swat this away.
A coward's reply? Hmm...What do you want me to do - challenge you to a duel, cocks at dawn? Not sure what your cock's like at dawn, but mine's in no fit state to cross cocks with another man.
Firstly I don't think 'friendly' describes your somewhat arrogant posting. Read it aloud to yourself - I don't detect anything friendly there, cabbage chops, but maybe I'm missing something - like an insight into your mind.
And so, indeed, you should be honoured with my reply - that kind of 'comical' stuff may look easy, but it does take a certain amount of effort to write this shit.
Furthermore, for you to bestow on me the title of 'First Class Twat' is, indeed, an honour as I only achieved a 2:2 in my degree.
Third-class twat would have been a better insult.
Problem is, you don't have a sense of humour, old boy - which is the biggest insult I can think of.
So I think that's the last word I'll have on the subject - sorry for all this vicious, personal invective, I can't seem to resist it. I have a kind of typo - Tourette's syndrome. I'm sure you're probably a very nice man.
Pip, pip.

Long reply = anger.

And each post getting longer, and longer.

[Belgarion]

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Wonder what KT has to say about that