Blue pills from vending machines in toilets

[aberdonian]

Are these actually any use, or, are they a total waste of money?

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Do you really need to ask?

[mr.bluesky]

This topic has been done before. The blue tablets you get from vending machines are of a herbal type and a complete waste of time and money.

[Ali Katt]

Who remembers those "lucky dip" flavoured condoms in service station vendors. I think the machine had a cartoon crocodile on and one of the flavours was curry. 😊

[mr.bluesky]

I think the machine had a cartoon crocodile on and one of the flavours was curry. 😊

Were they Lacoste condoms 

[Ali Katt]

Were they Lacoste condoms 

Only ever seen them in motorway services.

[scutty brown]

last time I was in Weymouth I found a pub with a dispensing machine which was selling old fashioned washable / resusable condoms from one tray, and blowup inflatable sheep from the other

[getsbettereverytime]

if you can send me the money now (by paypal as a gift, and I do mean now, before midnight) I will make sure you have a good hard-on - just call this number to reach one of my assistants 116 123 for relief.

[BikerKing]

Waste of time and money.
Voice of experience

[Romeo Sensini]

Waste of time and money.
Voice of experience

Ditto. I think even Wilko started selling a version - might as well put your £3 in the bin.

[PepeMAGA]

May as well buy the real thing from online pharmacies

[redveee]

Ditto. I think even Wilko started selling a version - might as well put your £3 in the bin.

Poundshops were doing them also, but can't remember how much they cost 

[boardyhell]

try tying a pencil to it ,at least you are sure of having lead in your pencil

[Romeo Sensini]

try tying a pencil to it ,at least you are sure of having lead in your pencil

Missed opportunity there mate, you should have gone with "at least you'll always have wood!" 😁

[Gordon Bennett]

They're called Mendurance . I got some for 99p and tried them with no discernable effects whatsoever. They appear to be little other than a vitamin pill....  The idea that these could give you a boner is preposterous.

[oap69]

Tried Blue Zeus from a machine in a pub once.  No effect and a waste of money.
Had more luck pulling the 'return coins' knob on the machines when I pass them!

[Donald Punt]

Cialis is a better option. I get them in bulk. Much better than Viagra, no headache etc, lasts longer and I use them as pre workout before a gym session as it gives great pumps

[pelvic thrust overdrive]

Truth is, if it doesn't include sildenafil (the main active ingredient in any from of Viagra), it's pretty much a waste of time

[munterhunter]

Who remembers those "lucky dip" flavoured condoms in service station vendors. I think the machine had a cartoon crocodile on and one of the flavours was curry. 😊

This is pure GOLD. Curry flavoured condoms. WG goes home with a terminal case of the squits. Hubby says "you been for a dodgy curry love?"
'No babe I gave a punter a bj he wore his own condom it was curry flavour VINDALOO thank fuck he didn't want sex or you'd be squirtin yoghurt up me fanny with a turkey baster"