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Offline Matium

Saw a WG earlier today, as part of the routine, she gave me a lap dance that was sensuous and fulfilling and which turned into a striptease with me touching and kissing her.

Then in the evening, went to the Daily Sport's "End of Summer Party" at Spearmint Rhino in Tottenham Court Road.

They have a central platform where a succession of bored looking vacuous air headed twenty something young women danced without rhythm to whatever hip hop record was being played.

Just like the girls that Crazy Horse had when they played in London, the girls there are homogenous; they all look the same and there's no variety.

Note to Spearmint Rhino: Get some milf dancers! or black dancers or oriental dancers if you want to liven the place up and teach the girls to fix eye contact on one member of the audience, smile and then move on to the next customer. A successive roll of eye contacts and smile would be better than the cold indifference of bored dancers being met with a bored audience.

Then I was approached by an English girl and a Swedish girl "Come with us, we'll treat you like a VIP" and they took me to a VIP room, which turned out to be just big enough to hold a settee and a small table. I overheard the Swedish girl telling the English that "it wasn't worth her time to do a £40 dance".

Then she turned to me, not knowing that I had overheard her and said:

"Come" said the Swedish girl "we'll give a half hour of dances and girly action, just £800", £800 for half an hour hmmm, I'll have to think about that, I said, looking back as I scarpered.

£800 for half an hour? For that I can get a WG on a 14 hour overnight!

Spearmint Rhino and that other awful place Windmill are just rip offs. They've been spoilt by, and thrive on, the immature barrow boys of the City, the toilets in Spearmint Rhino are commonly known as "powder rooms", guess what powder the barrow boys consume there.

If you want a lap dance or a striptease - get it from a WG.

Lapdancers versus WGs - it has to be WGs everytime.


Offline StevenS


fredpunter

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I agree 90%, but if you want a lap dance club with a variety of different types of girls, and eye contact as well as other types of contact, at more reasonable (but still poor vfm) prices, spearmint rhino is not the place to go.

Ben4454

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I never understood the point of a lap dance. I mean I want to bang at the end of the day. Works out cheaper if I get a strip tease from a working girl and then bang her.

I was once in a bar and was offered a naked strip tease for £900. Got out of there quick.

yorkshire123

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Prossie for me every time.
I put lap dancing in the same category as webcamming, A waste of time & money  :thumbsdown:

Offline smiths

I have done the Lapdancing and Stripper circuit, i sum it up in one word, frustration, look but cant touch, not my bag and not something i would ever do again. I require touching, sucking and often fucking so WGs fit that bill.

Offline shagbambi

Can think of no bigger waste of money and source of frustration than a strip club.  I did it once, and got the t-shirt. Never again.

fredpunter

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I have done the Lapdancing and Stripper circuit, i sum it up in one word, frustration, look but cant touch, not my bag and not something i would ever do again. I require touching, sucking and often fucking so WGs fit that bill.

I have done all those things in a strip club - but at a price!

Offline myothernameis

Then I was approached by an English girl and a Swedish girl "Come with us, we'll treat you like a VIP" and they took me to a VIP room, which turned out to be just big enough to hold a settee and a small table. I overheard the Swedish girl telling the English that "it wasn't worth her time to do a £40 dance".


I think the vip dances are just a complete rip of, one dancer in Glasgow promised me, she would go a lot further, than a normal dance, once the money was handed over, she wasn't interested

Mind you, I have only had one vip where it was worth the money, and it was at diamond dolls, and the dancer was a double of Keisha Buchanan, this dancer while doing ghe 30 min vip, place her hand in my trousers a few times, so I bought my self a second vip, and she was a delight to talk to

Offline NIK

Lap dancing, like web cam, would do very little for me.

Offline CBPaul

Only ever been to one strip club and never would again. I agree with the poster above, it's in the same category as web cams.

If I just want to see girls I can look on the internet for free, if I want to see a girl in the flesh then a dance in front of me will never satisfy the urge. In fact after my one visit to a strip club I had an insatiable urge to punt, which I then did.

Even prossies attempting a lap dance don't do much for me. Perhaps on the rare occasion it's happened they haven't been very good, but I find it vaguely amusing whilst thinking time to get down to business.


Offline Stalinator

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Offline NIK

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Exactly it is a way of avoiding contact.

Offline CBPaul

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Just like 'do you want to start with a massage ?'

Another time wasting tactic

tommy1970

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Title of this thread - great name for a porn film! :thumbsup:

Offline Matium

I actually love lapdances and stripteases but only from WGs where you can touch, finger, hold and kiss her.

Going to a strip club where you can't do any of that and can only look at the girls is a total waste of time and money.

I find a lap dance and a strptease is a great way to start a punt.

Offline akauya

I also dislike going to see lapdancers. I think seeing a beautiful naked woman gyrating inches from your face is torture if you can't touch her, let alone fuck her. However I do enjoy going to cabaret and having a meal, and drinks and enjoying the show. I go to burlesque nights sometimes with my fuck buddy, because afterwards we go to a hotel and we fuck to our hearts content.

But I do like to see beautiful naked women dancing, in some of my punts I asked prossies to dance for me. Not many agree but the ones who did really turned me on and made the punt into a very positive experience.


willbred

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Lapdancer? - might as well go home, watch porn and have a wank IMHO

doc14

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On a "lads weekend away" abroad a few years ago we all went to a parlour (except one guy who said it was "wrong") where the girls stripped free of charge and then we all paired off with the girls into separate rooms for FS. Cost about £50 for the hour.
Later that evening, said gent who said it was wrong wanted to go to a lap dancing bar, we went with him but soon left after they wanted £75 for a strip and if we wanted more upto £ 300 each. err no chance.

The parlour got a few visits off us that weekend,

fredpunter

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I know I'm repeating myself but there are lap dancing places where you can do all the things that you are all complaining you can't do. You just have to find them, but its a very expensive way of getting a shag if that's your main objective.

Offline Matium

I know I'm repeating myself but there are lap dancing places where you can do all the things that you are all complaining you can't do. You just have to find them, but its a very expensive way of getting a shag if that's your main objective.

Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

fredpunter

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Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

This has been discussed several times before. Obviously these places are not operating legally, so noone is going to give the details on an open forum. If you want to find these places you need to talk to dancers at 'regular' strip clubs and if they get to trust you they may invite you to visit them at more private clubs and/or parties in the future. But you can waste a lot of time and money in pursuit of your jollys this way .

Offline myothernameis

Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

Here you go, try this web site, and I have been a few times, the girls are a delight, and let you touch them all over, including fingering them, if you look at the photos, it might give you an idea, on how things go on

At the moment Ron the owner is trying to find a new venue, and to attend any of the nights you must be a member, and you also get one free visit before you have to join

There two places the dances take place, the public room, where they dance like the normal strip clubs in fron th of the audience, only difference here, you can participate

The other place is the vip rooms, where, you pay the girl for what ever you want , sex, oral, and if your a voyeur you can just od this in the public area

External Link/Members Only

fredpunter

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The dancers look nice but the membership and entrance fees put me off. There are a variety of clubs/parties , some there is no entry fee as such but you are expected to buy a raffle ticket, but that can be either 5 or 10 quid, but a bit of food is layed on, others where you pay a higher fee but public dances and drinks are free, etc.availability if girls willing to be naughty is not guaranteed though. This black girls thing with membership fees, entrance fees, alcoholic drinks not free, and having to contribute to public dances sounds expensive, but then I guess if naughtiness is guaranteed you are paying for that.

Offline myothernameis

The dancers look nice but the membership and entrance fees put me off.

The membership fee used to be £50 which gave you access to a members club, where photos would be uploaded uncensored, or £30 with no members club

The increase is down to one or two things, the venues putting there prices up and to keep out the undesirables, the owner doesn't want any trouble sat these venues

fredpunter

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I guess that makes me an undesirable  :lol:

Offline akauya


fredpunter

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Here you go, try this web site, and I have been a few times, the girls are a delight, and let you touch them all over, including fingering them, if you look at the photos, it might give you an idea, on how things go on

At the moment Ron the owner is trying to find a new venue, and to attend any of the nights you must be a member, and you also get one free visit before you have to join

There two places the dances take place, the public room, where they dance like the normal strip clubs in fron th of the audience, only difference here, you can participate

The other place is the vip rooms, where, you pay the girl for what ever you want , sex, oral, and if your a voyeur you can just od this in the public area

External Link/Members Only

just had another look at that site now I'm on my PC rather than phone - I think I recognise the venue in some of the photos, but I never went on the nights this club was running - I think I went on the nights Brazilian Suzy was doing shows - half a dozen Brazilian girls - some naughty, some nice, some gorgeous and some not so gorgeous - nostalgia :-)

sorry, this is not really a punting related topic I guess.

Offline Steely Dan

A lap dance club has very narrow uses.  When I want to fill a full evening, I can spend a few hours in a club prior to a punt.  Club 2 hours £50.  Sex in parlour next door, after, 30 min £50.  Full evening for £100.
Not in the UK, but in a few countries it is fun to try to lure them them into FS.  Easier than in a civvy bar, since they are already trading body for money - most have done it before...  Actually I have done this in UK too, but my hit rate was so low I stopped trying.
Going out with a mate who wants an experience, but clearly you don't want to punt (see rule 1).
But crap London places like SR do not meet any of these needs, avoid.

jcdmj12

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Going to a lapdancing club is like visiting a restaurant, paying to read the menu, and leaving.

Captain Caveman

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That Black Lapdancers Club looks incredibly sleazy

Just my sort of place  :yahoo:

Offline Trenlover

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt.

hmmm well I think a good ( quick ) lapdance is a perfect start to a punt because it builds up anticipation and sexual tension. Aslong as the girl is in good shape, starting a punt with her wiggling her bum , hips. and legs in your face is a wicked turn on.

A good punt needs to start with some sexual build up, the WG's needs to arouse you and showcase her body, she has to make you WANT and desire to fuck her , and then she fulfills that fantasy by really fucking you. Unlike a lapdancer who doesnt fulfill that fantasy

if a punt is just,

- Hello
- hug/ quick kiss
- hand over money
- chat
- strip
- owo
- sex
- finish
- dressed, leave

Thats a SHIT punt. -> mechanical.

If the WG jumps straight into owo or handjob that is just physical arousal, not sexual arousal. big difference.

When you get a rock hard boner and your cock is throbbing WITHOUT being touched ( or taking viagra ) and your thinking to yourself how great it would be to shag this girl, then you are sexually aroused.

« Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 04:32:53 pm by Trenlover »

Offline akauya

hmmm well I think a good ( quick ) lapdance is a perfect start to a punt because it builds up anticipation and sexual tension. Aslong as the girl is in good shape, starting a punt with her wiggling her bum , hips. and legs in your face is a wicked turn on.

A good punt needs to start with some sexual build up, the WG's needs to arouse you and showcase her body, she has to make you WANT and desire to fuck her , and then she fulfills that fantasy by really fucking you. Unlike a lapdancer who doesnt fulfill that fantasy

if a punt is just,

- Hello
- hug/ quick kiss
- hand over money
- chat
- strip
- owo
- sex
- finish
- dressed, leave

Thats a SHIT punt. -> mechanical.

If the WG jumps straight into owo or handjob that is just physical arousal, not sexual arousal. big difference.

In your opinion.

In London, most of the Soho regulars will tell you that's exactly what they want. No pretence, no bullshit, no GFE malarkey. Even among the non Soho regulars, I'd wager quite a lot of them do like that... sometimes. Soho wouldn't exist otherwise and likewise some AW prossies wouldn't offer 15 minutes quickies if there wasn't demand for them.

Personally I vary, depending on my mood, from wanting a mechanical 'pump and dump' service to a full blown GFE. That's the beauty of this hobby, there's something for everyone.


Online the_exile

In your opinion.

In London, most of the Soho regulars will tell you that's exactly what they want. No pretence, no bullshit, no GFE malarkey. Even among the non Soho regulars, I'd wager quite a lot of them do like that... sometimes. Soho wouldn't exist otherwise and likewise some AW prossies wouldn't offer 15 minutes quickies if there wasn't demand for them.

Personally I vary, depending on my mood, from wanting a mechanical 'pump and dump' service to a full blown GFE. That's the beauty of this hobby, there's something for everyone.

I'd go along with this, a quickie can be very sexually charged if you're bursting & it's with someone you like. The release is great and sometimes I just want to fuck, simple as that.

SirFrank

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When I go to a sweet shop I want to eat the fucking sweets, not pay for the pleasure of looking at them through a window. Fuck that. Lap dancing is pointless. Last time twice I've been were on stag dos - one in Blackpool and one in Cardiff. They did nowt for me and the last one in cardiff the stag was getting a dance at the table while I was telling my equally bored mate about the current ballache of my petrol lawn mower. What a fucking bag of shit that was. I took a sledge hammer to it not long after - the mower not the bird wiggling her fanny in my mush.

I did wonder what she thought at the time - she was working the table while I was bemoaning life in the sticks. I imagine she quit that night after thinking I knew this day would come, it's time to retire, I've lost it

tonysoprano

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There is only 1 reason for going to a lapdancing club and that is to try and pull the dancers.

If you go often enough and try hard enough it will probably happen but you will have to shell out an awful lot of dough to get there.

If you can find one of the private members clubs where the girls offer a bit more than a lapdance then that is sometimes worth it but you'll still be paying out a lot more than you would for a punt.


Offline Sonny Crockett

I've never been to a lap dancing club in my life, and after getting lots of pleasure from punting with WGs, I don't think I'd ever want to as it's all observing and no action.

I'm with you on this one!!!

SEX RULES!!!!!     PUNTING RULES!!!!!!

and more importantly........

WGs RULE!!!!!!!!!  :dance: :yahoo: :dance: :yahoo: :dance: :yahoo:

Offline cueball



Lapdancers versus WGs - it has to be WGs everytime.

+ another 1

Like Frank, if I go in a sweet shop I don't want to pay to look at the sweets, I want to eat the buggers

Offline GalaxyMan

I've heard a little rumour that a different promotor is developing a business plan that'll result in a similar (but weekly only) 'party' to the offerings of External Link/Members Only.  I've heard the 'tag' line will be Ebony and Ivory.  So although there will be a large percentage of black 'dancers' there will be a few 'white' or 'brown' too.

I've heard that the 'limits' will be the same liberal ones, and of course real 'private' dancers will be available too.   I think that there will be no 'membership' charge and that admission charges will be low too.

Let's hope it happens!

GM

Offline Jeremy

I think most of the customers at a lapdancing club are just people who don't (yet) have the balls to go the whole hog, I.E. punt with a prossie.

Offline cueball

I think most of the customers at a lapdancing club are just people who don't (yet) have the balls to go the whole hog, I.E. punt with a prossie.

I think you're probably right there, some alas will never have the balls

Offline Makka124

I've been to 1 lap dance club and hated it, the girls were amazing but i was thinking I want to fuck you but I know I can't (most rumours say there is an extra room, I didn't ask) it frustrating wank at home afterwards

Offline flybynightpm

yep... most strip club customers wouldn't dream of going to a WG, get the feeling its acceptable titillation... but for me that was a tipping point last yr, was so frustrated with the OH and a night out in a very raunchy club, it was too much to bear... and took the plunge and walked into Anabellas in MK the next day... never looked back..


fredpunter

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I've heard a little rumour that a different promotor is developing a business plan that'll result in a similar (but weekly only) 'party' to the offerings of External Link/Members Only.  I've heard the 'tag' line will be Ebony and Ivory.  So although there will be a large percentage of black 'dancers' there will be a few 'white' or 'brown' too.

I've heard that the 'limits' will be the same liberal ones, and of course real 'private' dancers will be available too.   I think that there will be no 'membership' charge and that admission charges will be low too.

Let's hope it happens!

GM

A few years ago there were probably only three or four worthwhile organisers of the sort of events you describe. But now there are dozens, cos its not so hard to develop a "business plan" that involves charging girls to allow them to use your venue to get their kit off for blokes who are willing to pay. It's becoming like the goose that layed the golden egg, too many "parties" and not enough customers, so the girls are getting more pushy and there's fewer customers to be pushy too so what used to be fun can now be like running the gauntlet. Can still be fun, not least cos the girls get naughtier to compete with each other, but it has never been and never will be cheap. And I groan every time I get another text from someone new who is inviting me to her flat party.

Offline anonyorks

Went to a strip club on Sunday and paid £20 for an EE girl to strip and it sobered me up. I was thinking "I wouldn't pay to fuck her" I only paid the £20 so she we strip for me as I could tell she couldn't be bothered in the slightest. At least with a WG they pretend to care ;). Should've kept it for my punting fund.

Offline onedivergent

Hi are there any recommendations on lap dancing wg. Ones that i can touch while they grind and rub on me.  In the London area. It has to be the case I can touch so talking about wg who provide a fucking cool lap dancing service as part of the sex service.  Any shouts would  be super appreciated

Offline tantric talents

Hi are there any recommendations on lap dancing wg. Ones that i can touch while they grind and rub on me.  In the London area. It has to be the case I can touch so talking about wg who provide a fucking cool lap dancing service as part of the sex service.  Any shouts would  be super appreciated
Well I suppose you could always try Suzy lap dancer?
Hopefully she does what it says on the tin?
External Link/Members Only

Offline Sonny Crockett

Although I've never been to stripclubs, I suppose that with lapdancers you just go to the club, watch the lady do her routine and pay her. There is no messing about involved. However with WGs there is a lot of messing about involved when arranging a punt.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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If you get suckered into going into the VIP area I can assure you there is a lot of timewasting involved. Whenever I've been in one, you get 2 or 3 dances max for an hour. Never again.

Offline Sonny Crockett

If you get suckered into going into the VIP area I can assure you there is a lot of timewasting involved. Whenever I've been in one, you get 2 or 3 dances max for an hour. Never again.

That is really shit. :(