Saw a WG earlier today, as part of the routine, she gave me a lap dance that was sensuous and fulfilling and which turned into a striptease with me touching and kissing her.
Then in the evening, went to the Daily Sport's "End of Summer Party" at Spearmint Rhino in Tottenham Court Road.
They have a central platform where a succession of bored looking vacuous air headed twenty something young women danced without rhythm to whatever hip hop record was being played.
Just like the girls that Crazy Horse had when they played in London, the girls there are homogenous; they all look the same and there's no variety.
Note to Spearmint Rhino: Get some milf dancers! or black dancers or oriental dancers if you want to liven the place up and teach the girls to fix eye contact on one member of the audience, smile and then move on to the next customer. A successive roll of eye contacts and smile would be better than the cold indifference of bored dancers being met with a bored audience.
Then I was approached by an English girl and a Swedish girl "Come with us, we'll treat you like a VIP" and they took me to a VIP room, which turned out to be just big enough to hold a settee and a small table. I overheard the Swedish girl telling the English that "it wasn't worth her time to do a £40 dance".
Then she turned to me, not knowing that I had overheard her and said:
"Come" said the Swedish girl "we'll give a half hour of dances and girly action, just £800", £800 for half an hour hmmm, I'll have to think about that, I said, looking back as I scarpered.
£800 for half an hour? For that I can get a WG on a 14 hour overnight!
Spearmint Rhino and that other awful place Windmill are just rip offs. They've been spoilt by, and thrive on, the immature barrow boys of the City, the toilets in Spearmint Rhino are commonly known as "powder rooms", guess what powder the barrow boys consume there.
If you want a lap dance or a striptease - get it from a WG.
Lapdancers versus WGs - it has to be WGs everytime.