How did you get on mate?
Just back...... Sorry, but not a good result. If I did a proper review, it would have to be negative
Phoned them this morning and a stroppy woman answers to phone. I ask for a appointment within half an hour. All she could say is "don't be late, have you been here before". I said I hadn't, but was a regular at their other place in Elm Park. Ok, she said... Don't be late.
Got there about 11.20am (early) and rung the bell and this dwarf (a bit unfair) opened the locked door. Asian woman, about 4ft 6" high in her late 40s with a very tall EE girl by her side in a wrap round mini skirt, high top blouse and not a bad looker that was going to be my masseur for the next 90 mins (paid £31 instead of £65 via Groupon).
Having looked at the girl and knowing the history of the other shop I thought this was going to be a good one. Soooooo wrong.
Shown to a room. (There are 5) Very cramped. Large wide massage bed with the steadying rails above, so I knew it was going to be a walk over. She 'Claudii' left the room so I could undress. Stripped right off and covered my butt with a cloth that was laying on the bed. She came back in and started to wash my feet and asked if I was wearing underwear? No, is that a problem I replied as she RAN out the room telling me to put some on ! That knocked the wind out of my sails !! and I lost interest after that, but hoped things might perk up a bit latter, but didn't expect it.
I was offered a firm or medium massage, I chose firm stating if it got to hard I would tell her.
The massage itself was nothing special. Having had lots of far better ones nearby.
Not once did she go anywhere near by groin area, not even an accidental brush, so left battered and bruised with an un happy ending !!
I cant speak for any of the other girls, but I get the feeling this is a legit parlour unlike is sister.
So for £31, I got away lightly. I would have been well peeved if I'd paid the full amount!
Would I go back.... NO
