I know things are dire in Southampton but.........

[nigel4498]

I know things are dire in Southampton but this is ridiculous.


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A profile photo of an old leather sofa FFS

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The crack down the middle just about sums it up here. 

[Murray Mint]

But that's the Southampton in West Yorkshire, so what are you worried about?!....

[nigel4498]

Ha ha, not only crap at profile making but crap at geography too.

[Jamboney]

The way things are in Southampton you’d probably have a better time shagging a sofa than some of the girls available 

[madmania]

[nigel4498]

The way things are in Southampton you’d probably have a better time shagging a sofa than some of the girls available 

By the look of the sofa it looks like someone has. 

[Avg_Joe]

it'd probably be tighter than some of the ones i've seen profiles for down that neck of the woods 

[Danj89]

it'd probably be tighter than some of the ones i've seen profiles for down that neck of the woods 

Lolz