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Offline hullad

Make a booking and for the sixth time on the bounce, she rings up at the agreed time with I am running late. I have been sat in my car for upto an hour awaiting her arrival, I thought she was worth waiting for. I get the feeling now I gave been fobbed of time and time again as she knows I will wait.

Today she did it for the last time I have run out of patience' 20 mins before meetings he had a problem could I make tomorrow. No you have taken this piss for the last time snd I did not even look for a replacement.

I all honesty I think I am all but done with this hobby, I really a'rnt bothered anymore.

Offline Marmalade

Unfortunate story, Hullad.

It can happen with the “friendly double-booking system”. WG is very accommodating during comms. Her diary includes plenty of intentional overlaps. That way she either a) only has to ask the next one to wait ten minutes or b) has less ‘dead space’ in between paying customers — and it allows for the occasional no-show, punter that’s late, or, if it gets to be like a dentists’ waiting room queue: a possible rebook for some dead space the following day.

There’s several that know that if they’re any good they can still get away with pissing the customer about. Prossie economics.

What’s so attractive about Britain?
Why! They don’t even have to pay tax!!
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Offline jlike

My pet peeve is when you message an escort about availability for a booking and they either do not ever read it or read it and do not reply. I am always polite when I send these messages and give my age and say that I am just looking for GFE. It would be nice if they read the message and if not interested just reply with some excuse or just say too busy so not interested rather than leaving you hanging.

Offline sparkus

Hot rooms has to be number one - it's even been pointed out on documentaries about prostitution as Sergei thinks it makes us cum quicker (if anything, being uncomfortable doesn't give me a decent stride...)

I was in a nice flat recently and the radiators had digital displays so you could see they were set deliberately too high.

Offline lamboman

Hot rooms has to be number one - it's even been pointed out on documentaries about prostitution as Sergei thinks it makes us cum quicker (if anything, being uncomfortable doesn't give me a decent stride...)

I was in a nice flat recently and the radiators had digital displays so you could see they were set deliberately too high.

Yes that just makes me sweat like a race horse and I can't cum at all.
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Offline alabama1

Hot rooms has to be number one - it's even been pointed out on documentaries about prostitution as Sergei thinks it makes us cum quicker (if anything, being uncomfortable doesn't give me a decent stride...)

I was in a nice flat recently and the radiators had digital displays so you could see they were set deliberately too high.
I suspect its more about the punter feeling too uncomfortable to stay too long in the heat.

Offline versace

I suspect its more about the punter feeling too uncomfortable to stay too long in the heat.

Agreed, if they are running a conveyor belt service. They want you out of the door as quickly as possible and they don’t care about returning customers.

Offline Straightsix

Hot rooms has to be number one - it's even been pointed out on documentaries about prostitution as Sergei thinks it makes us cum quicker (if anything, being uncomfortable doesn't give me a decent stride...)

I was in a nice flat recently and the radiators had digital displays so you could see they were set deliberately too high.
If any of you were familiar with a household occupied by women you wouldn't be making such statements.
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Offline Straightsix

I suspect its more about the punter feeling too uncomfortable to stay too long in the heat.
Yet the longer they stay the more they get paid? Are the windows locked? Yeah, makes sense that one? 😄
« Last Edit: January 27, 2022, 11:30:04 pm by Straightsix »
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Offline alabama1

Yet the longer they stay the more they get paid? Are the windows locked? Yeah, makes sense that one? 😄
I bow to your superior knowledge bentsix.

Offline Straightsix

I bow to your superior knowledge bentsix.
I'll accept the compliment although i wouldn't misconstrue common sense as 'superior knowledge' 🤭
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Offline webpunter

As mentioned by wtfb on a massage review
Small massage tables
He got a knee in the balls when she was climbing on  :scare:
Never had this, however movement / interaction is restricted limiting b2b & other fun stuff

Occasionally a massage burd has invested in a wide comfy table
Usually when they are staying at one location for longer, as a big item to transport
Have had a couple of sessions where not only are they wide but also heated   

When there is a massage table & a bed in the room i take it as a challenge to get an upgrade to the bed
Doesn't always happen on 1st visit
However post massage when getting my clobber on i initiate a convo bout a repeat visit [on basis i want to] & enquire about the bed
Responses can range from:  a straight frosty NO [revisit off the cards] / maybe & finally maybe with a very knowing smile or wink [which usually means a yes]

When there is a futon in the room  :yahoo:

Online willie loman

If any of you were familiar with a household occupied by women you wouldn't be making such statements.


thats true, , plus wgs are sitting about in their work clothes.

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Offline Shagswell2001

Apartments without lifts
House with steep stairs
Low beds

I've got bad knees   :D
I wish there was a thumbs up button for this 😁. My knees are so shot ,I have to do doggy style while standing on the floor 😊😊

Offline marc_hotsteppa

Tattoos and language skills

I think perhaps punting might not be for you then as you'll struggle with the first one as a high percentage of WG's have tats.  :crazy:

Online Punterperson1971

I think perhaps punting might not be for you then as you'll struggle with the first one as a high percentage of WG's have tats.  :crazy:
I don’t mind tattoos on women my regular has a few and so does another who I see regular too


Offline the_exile

Not putting on condoms properly. I have been fully erect and still got the "stretch and snap" technique.

Offline 1599337

I don’t mind tattoos on women my regular has a few and so does another who I see regular too

I find it either doesnt bother me at all or really puts me off, depending on the kind of tattoo, but a lot of girls have those really obnoxious shit looking tattoos (well in my opinion at least)

Offline 1599337

Not putting on condoms properly. I have been fully erect and still got the "stretch and snap" technique.

Related to this its a right piss take when they try to put it on while your still totally soft

Offline Straightsix

I find it either doesnt bother me at all or really puts me off, depending on the kind of tattoo, but a lot of girls have those really obnoxious shit looking tattoos (well in my opinion at least)
The realisation during doggy that the tramp stamp is off axis.😄
« Last Edit: January 29, 2022, 02:54:57 am by Straightsix »
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Offline Anadin

Crap Comms - Nothing worse than trying to arrange an appointment with someone who takes ages to respond then doesn't seem to know who or what they're replying to. Then there's radio silence instead of just politely cancelling which is infuriating. When I'm already in central London and only 10 mins away from an incall it doesn't bother me that much but If I'd just travelled an hour I'd be fuming.

Poor time keeping - If I book for 7pm I'll you need to be ready to see me at 6:45pm, that way when I arrive in the area you can direct me to your incall so the appointment can start at the stated time.

Address obfuscation I get not wanting to give the full address to every bloke who makes contact but it really is the only way for me to successfully make it to an incall. Once I've arrived at the post code 5 minutes before the time I'm gonna need the full address, building name, apartment number, hotel room etc. Not some vague directions that will hopefully lead me to the right door.

Making me loiter. I hate this, If I knock on a door and it's not opened almost immediately I'm leaving. I usually text to tell people I'm almost there so they should expect to open the door soon. A professional will have the apartment door open while I'm coming out of the lift ready to let me in nice and discreet like so the neighbours don't know a load of clients have been coming to her door, a bad one will say "5 minutes" when you've just knocked and I'm not awkwardly standing in front of an unopened door even worse if it's cold and raining.

Fake pictures. I don't like professional pics as I want to see who I'm really getting but at least pro pics are the person I've booked.

Offline Gordy555

The disappointment after spending ages picking out a SP, then no communication even if well reviewed on here and AW. Just no too busy would do.

Offline occasionally-south

Crap comms and general disorganisation. Few AW girls seem to be answer messages consistently, able to take a booking for a future day, remember it on the day, answer a "looking forward to seeing you later as planned" text, and then be ready at the agreed time. Symptom of the "there is infinite demand for my hole so I needn't make any effort whatsoever" problem - Covid has made it worse.

Poor hygiene - damp towels that someone else clearly was wiping his cock on an hour ago are particularly nasty, yes. Broken showers. Dirty bedclothes. Obvious use of babywipes-on-fanny between punts as only washing. Also hate stinky soaps - surprising how often even posh escorts have really smelly soap that you wouldn't want to go home smelling of.

Offline marcius2018

"Are you going to come yet?"

"Hang on.....I haven't even got my clothes off.......yet!"    :crazy: :thumbsdown:

Offline webpunter

When they start the fake moans like they are gonna cum within 10 secs of easing it in

I said to one burd [who spoke good english] sumfink like " i didn't realise i was that good " which brought a stop to it

Offline claretheart

Wet wiping my shower fresh cock.
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Offline daviemac

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Wet wiping my shower fresh cock.
Have you ever had a punt for that to happen.   :unknown:

Offline joninbristol

Have you ever had a punt for that to happen.   :unknown:

Awwwwww, cut him some slack DM, he's only been on here for eight years !
Maybe he's building up to it..... :unknown:

Besides, you wouldn't want him to write without a fresh cock !
:lol: :lol:


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Cut him some slack DM, he's only been on here for eight years, maybe he's building up to it !! You wouldn't want him to write without a fresh cock !
:lol: :lol:
I might have, if he hadn't used the site as often as he has.  Sometimes we get members who sign up but don't log in, in some cases for years, (the registered date can be deceiving), they get treated as newbies, but if they use the site regularly but don't contribute they're just leeches.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2022, 05:19:34 pm by daviemac »

Offline webpunter

8 years & no reviewing
Takes leeching to a whole new level, well the time period at the least
Deffo a case for  :bomb:
What is the point of having UKP'ers who contribute the square root of fuck all ?  :dash:

IMO then if no reviews in a year a UKP'er gets binned, unless a complelling reason
As for existing UKP'ers who have done reviews however haven't reviewed for a longer period there should be latitude applied
There could be a change in circumstances or ill health, as examples
Think of it like one of the golf majors, if you've won it [= done a half decent number of reviews], then you get to play ad inifinitum

For new UKP'ers joining i think the review criteria should be made more stringent, 6 months - do a review or off you fuck

Edit:  no point in having misleading membership numbers
Which includes those doing FA
Make it a longer period, no signing in for 2 years & binned
Anyone who is that interested will make the effort

I might have, if he hadn't used the site as often as he has.  Sometimes we get members who sign up but don't log in, in some cases for years, (the registered date can be deceiving), they get treated as newbies, but if they use the site regularly but don't contribute they're just leeches.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2022, 07:54:24 pm by webpunter »

Offline alabama1

Yes it's frustrating, but putting everyone (including contributors) on deadlines would surely only encourage fake reviews wouldn't it  :unknown:  I think the current system works ok , with leeches being banned with little or no warning, after being gently but firmly encouraged to contribute more.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2022, 08:48:09 pm by alabama1 »

Offline Jeremy

WG taking her mouth off my cock milliseconds after CIM.

Agreeing to CIM & swallow - right at the crucial moment she switches to HJ.

Mechanical kisses.

Shit comms.


Offline markballoon

When they try and clean you up just after you have come.   I'm sure some use sandpaper.  I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Offline webpunter

Kunt Zouma's cat would find a hot tin roof perfectly acceptable

When they try and clean you up just after you have come.   I'm sure some use sandpaper.  I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof.

Offline Bum Lovin Criminal

Just seen the 'Kunt Zouma' video..  What a ......well....'Kunt'.   Obviously more money than morals.

Oh! and:
            * old/misleading/fat/belly hiding profile pics.
           
            * Cum baby, Cum baby, Cum Cum Crap 30 seconds in.
 
            * Agreeing to 'likes' on the phone which evaporate in the room.

            * Tits and Clits that are 'sore' and off limits after she's taken and stashed your money.

            * Shit beds, too low/hard or with springs stabbing you  in the knees/butt/back etc.

           

Offline versace


           
            * Cum baby, Cum baby, Cum Cum Crap 30 seconds in.

           

And if you dont cum as she says in the following 15-20 seconds, they will usually jump up and of the bed moaning their pussy is in agony and in so much pain while already checking their phone and texting the next punter.

Offline Aldebaran

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but my pet hate is when any SP puts some age limit on her profile, like "I don't see anyone over 50" or similar. I'm early 70s.
Equally, even if it's just implied, with remarks like "looking for young cock" or "love younger guys" even if they accepted a booking from me I would have the idea in my head that I wouldn't get a very enthusiastic service.

Offline sparkus

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but my pet hate is when any SP puts some age limit on her profile, like "I don't see anyone over 50" or similar. I'm early 70s.
Equally, even if it's just implied, with remarks like "looking for young cock" or "love younger guys" even if they accepted a booking from me I would have the idea in my head that I wouldn't get a very enthusiastic service.

I'd say I see the reverse ("won't see clients under 35/30/25") a lot more than an upper age limit...

Offline big-al93

Don't know if anyone else has mentioned it, but my pet hate is when any SP puts some age limit on her profile, like "I don't see anyone over 50" or similar. I'm early 70s.
Equally, even if it's just implied, with remarks like "looking for young cock" or "love younger guys" even if they accepted a booking from me I would have the idea in my head that I wouldn't get a very enthusiastic service.

I'm the opposite, I'd much rather a profile stated if there's anyone that the SP would rather not see, be it age, weight or big cocks ect. Saves a load of Comms. What I hate are hidden extras, anal and cim fair enough, but be upfront about it. OWO, no, just no. Either do it or don't, but imo it shouldn't be extra, rather it built into the price then you can book or not. Vivastreet has now made it possible to add extra costs right next to the likes list, which would be great if it got used.


Offline HailWood

I’d agree with loads of points above. My No.1 gripe though would be  - poor attitude.

Offline MrT222

The "I won't see X/Y/Z" doesn't bother me, if they're up front about it. Better they do that, then not work at all.

The main things that ruin punts for me are rudeness/attitude problems, followed by bad comms. I know this isn't like any other industry but I'm pretty sure there's no other industry out there which would put up with such high levels of this bs.

I don't expect much really, just basic manners but some can't even manage that. Ruins the punt almost immediately, major turn off. Bad comms are annoying but not as bad - worst that's happened to me is you end up stood waiting around some place with a hard on but at least you still have the money in your back pocket. A few times I have just walked straight into a sushi bar or coffee place, spent maybe 1/3 of it and probably had a better time anyway.

I am more careful nowadays, I will assume the booking is cancelled if they do not confirm booking on the day or suddenly drop off comms (which is what most WGs do to us anyway). Served me pretty well.

Offline webpunter

A towel which is faintly damp & slightly warm
Been on the radiator
All sorts of nasties can be picked up & i'm figuring that the heat helps them multiply 
A mate got impetigo touching a towel after having a wazz, thankfully mildish & only on his hands
He won't be doing that again
Jeans are for drying your hands, where there is even the slightest hint of CSI being able to find numerous different dna types :scare:

I am partial to a massage R&T session & some of the better organized masseuses, usually charging more, have towel arrangements organized
Rolled, stacked [usually visible on shelves] & nicely fluffy
Putting many a [proper] spa to shame
They know they have to cover laundry & include in their pricing

Provides for a relaxed enjoyable session knowing that hygiene is important to them & for their clients 
Its important when they are using gallons of johnsons / massage oil  :yahoo:
& passing on a shower after the massage aint really an option, even if you haven't got an OH in play when you get home

A wet towel  :vomit:

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Not putting on condoms properly. I have been fully erect and still got the "stretch and snap" technique.

It's ridiculous that I've had even supposedly experienced WGs do this on occasion. It's not rocket science to put one on and I'll happily do it myself but many insist they do it and the 'stretch and snap' technique is crap in multiple ways in that is usually means it's not fitting correctly and likely increases the risk of breakages, 2 things you would have though a WG would want to avoid!

Offline sparkus

A towel which is faintly damp & slightly warm
Been on the radiator
All sorts of nasties can be picked up & i'm figuring that the heat helps them multiply 
A mate got impetigo touching a towel after having a wazz, thankfully mildish & only on his hands
He won't be doing that again
Jeans are for drying your hands, where there is even the slightest hint of CSI being able to find numerous different dna types :scare:

I am partial to a massage R&T session & some of the better organized masseuses, usually charging more, have towel arrangements organized
Rolled, stacked [usually visible on shelves] & nicely fluffy
Putting many a [proper] spa to shame
They know they have to cover laundry & include in their pricing

Provides for a relaxed enjoyable session knowing that hygiene is important to them & for their clients 
Its important when they are using gallons of johnsons / massage oil  :yahoo:
& passing on a shower after the massage aint really an option, even if you haven't got an OH in play when you get home

I've encountered damp towels more times than I should have :dash:

The most horrendous encounter though was a massage which turned out to be legit in a shop, I'd laid naked face down on a table which was covered in terry towelling.  A couple of days later I developed the most aggressive case of thrush the clinic said they'd ever seen :vomit: They even said it's not something which is supposed to affect men :sarcastic:

Offline Marmalade

It's ridiculous that I've had even supposedly experienced WGs do this on occasion. It's not rocket science to put one on and I'll happily do it myself but many insist they do it and the 'stretch and snap' technique is crap in multiple ways in that is usually means it's not fitting correctly and likely increases the risk of breakages, 2 things you would have though a WG would want to avoid!

Then insist back! Tell ‘em it’s sensitive and let them watch you and see how it’s done properly!

Offline tightfoot69

When they have a dog or cat running around and it keeps getting in the way.

When you are just talking normally and she is telling you to be quieter.

Photos years out of date.

Offline webpunter

Thrush deffo affects men
Have had it [thankfully fairly mild] after a sex fuelled weekend away with a civvie
Have a private doc for these types of things, he said it sometimes just happens especially when extended sex
& a much higher incidence when no protection
A canesten tablet & some cream sorted in a few days

Did a massage session which went off the scale
No unprotected penetration, not quite
However pussy slides aplenty
Mutual playing with each other
Which included her doing fingers inside making herself orgasm, wanking me off at the same time then changing hands
[edit:  fanny batter everywhere]
Seemed a fab idea at the time
Not about 2-3 days later
My helmet was itchy as fuck & looked like a traffic light on red
And it reeked  :scare:
Two tablets spaced a couple of days apart + a tube & a half of cream was the solution

As for you getting a legit massage is bad enuf, however then getting thrush WTF
Its like getting caught doing 25mph in a 20 zone & getting 3 points
At least if you are nailing it & get caught there is some satisfaction

I've encountered damp towels more times than I should have :dash:

The most horrendous encounter though was a massage which turned out to be legit in a shop, I'd laid naked face down on a table which was covered in terry towelling.  A couple of days later I developed the most aggressive case of thrush the clinic said they'd ever seen :vomit: They even said it's not something which is supposed to affect men :sarcastic:
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