Bruised on the chest

[suttonporksword]

I saw an escort for an outcall booking earlier this week and in the throws of passion I know she aggressively kissed me on the chest when I was balls deep. Only now its turned into a massive bruise! Never had that before has anyone else? Good job I am single

[SamOmar]

Many times back in the day, I turned up to work once in the same clothes I was wearing from the day before with marks and bruises all over my neck and face, didn't even realise until it was pointed out. Felt quite embarrassed at first but as like you lucky I was single.

[Kelgon85]

I've had the odd love bite before. As you said, if you're single there's no problem. Although I still had an influx of questions.

[Captainhowdy666]

Tell the missus you popped a spot and squeezed a bit too hard.
I remember fucking a bird behind the girlfriends back and she scratched the fuck out of my back.
Had to pretend to be Ill for a week and wear a T-shirt in bed saying I was cold and shivering.

[signy]

This is where the sporty types have an advantage. Running into stuff (poles, bushes, etc. (not those Poles or bushes!)) or misadventures with various bits of gym equipment can explain a multitude of minor injuries.

[Baxter63]

Sounds like you got a Glesga Kiss, OP, but a bit further down than the traditional one.

[Mr Sinister]

Had the similar thing happen with an ex of mine, after we had finished sex she pointed out the bruise on my chest, I managed to convince it was her during our session. Of course a couple nights back I was smashing to this other bird and she got very physical with me I was too caught up in the moment to realize the aftermath.

If you do the dirt on your OH be careful what you do in the bed with the other woman.

[GreyDave]

Tell the missus you popped a spot and squeezed a bit too hard.
I remember fucking a bird behind the girlfriends back and she scratched the fuck out of my back.
Had to pretend to be Ill for a week and wear a T-shirt in bed saying I was cold and shivering.

I had a Rom do that to me in Soho a few months back she was a good shag but she did it to me as I was cumming so I did not notice.....

Worst thing really for me was when I got carpet burn on my knees after a 3hr party which involved lots of floor work and doggy...
That took some explaining