Rio's Naturist spa Kentish town

[peter_bungee]

Since hardly punting over the last 12-18 months i was speaking to someone about FKK clubs in Germany and found this place online, not anything of the sort i know, but went with the expectation there would be girls walking around naked as its a naturist club

So as i went in i was slightly nervous, iv never been naked in front of guys and didnt know what to expect.  Entrance fee was £25 with towel hire and you first enter into the changing rooms...thats when the smell of cum hits you    .  Inside its much smaller than i expected, 3/4 steam and saunas, and a few jacuzzi, and small swimming pool, facilities seemed clean apart from the smell.  They also serve free soft drinks and snacks

The place was dissappointing, i went on a sunday evening there must have been 20-30 guys and about 3 girls...even those were not the sort you want to oogle at.  Id heard people can get lucky and take girls to the massage rooms but i didnt see such a thing, luckily most girls were not naked and wearing swim shorts.  They have couples nights where u have to take a girl and i guess these could be more fun

I spent a few hours in the steam room and these sunbeds they had and watched the football, it was a relaxed few hours hence the neutral, but if you want action save the £20 towards a punt.


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[NuruGuru]

LOL, this sounds fucking grim mate.
Thanks for the heads up.

[BigBoi1955]

Yes Rios is not the place to go as a single bloke if you are looking to find some action as the odds are against you but its not expensive, the facilities good so if you've got a couple of hours to kill its a reasonable option if you enjoy sauna, steam room etc.

One piece of advise of info if anyone does know Rios is that its a cheap option if you want to see an outcall lady or someone off SA if you don't want to pay London hotel prices. Rios has lockable playrooms and I've used it 4 or 5 times myself to bring someone to fuck there. Far from perfect but if money is tight its an option worth considering especially on a Saturday night when you'll get swaps.

[peter_bungee]

Yes Rios is not the place to go as a single bloke if you are looking to find some action as the odds are against you but its not expensive, the facilities good so if you've got a couple of hours to kill its a reasonable option if you enjoy sauna, steam room etc.

One piece of advise of info if anyone does know Rios is that its a cheap option if you want to see an outcall lady or someone off SA if you don't want to pay London hotel prices. Rios has lockable playrooms and I've used it 4 or 5 times myself to bring someone to fuck there. Far from perfect but if money is tight its an option worth considering especially on a Saturday night when you'll get swaps.

Thats a good tip, get a cheap outcall girl for £100 for 1/2 hours and go with her during couples night....im sure there are better girls during these nights

[Richard_Morgan98]

Cheers for the feedback. I went there about 18 months ago with the girlfriend. It was a bit scruffy, but was friendly enough place and quite relaxing.


I thought this place had burnt down before Christmas,

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[BigBoi1955]

Cheers for the feedback. I went there about 18 months ago with the girlfriend. It was a bit scruffy, but was friendly enough place and quite relaxing.


I thought this place had burnt down before Christmas,

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Rich

There was a fire which closed it for a month or so but it's now back in business

[jimmypoo]

Since hardly punting over the last 12-18 months i was speaking to someone about FKK clubs in Germany and found this place online, not anything of the sort i know, but went with the expectation there would be girls walking around naked as its a naturist club

So as i went in i was slightly nervous, iv never been naked in front of guys and didnt know what to expect.  Entrance fee was £25 with towel hire and you first enter into the changing rooms...thats when the smell of cum hits you    .  Inside its much smaller than i expected, 3/4 steam and saunas, and a few jacuzzi, and small swimming pool, facilities seemed clean apart from the smell.  They also serve free soft drinks and snacks

The place was dissappointing, i went on a sunday evening there must have been 20-30 guys and about 3 girls...even those were not the sort you want to oogle at.  Id heard people can get lucky and take girls to the massage rooms but i didnt see such a thing, luckily most girls were not naked and wearing swim shorts.  They have couples nights where u have to take a girl and i guess these could be more fun

I spent a few hours in the steam room and these sunbeds they had and watched the football, it was a relaxed few hours hence the neutral, but if you want action save the £20 towards a punt.


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I used to frequent this place quite a lot a few years back, although I never went on a Sunday.

I always went on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday as it was naturist night and the likelihood of seeing a good looking naked woman seemed that much more likely.

Of my many visits on these nights, I did get the odd dalliance but not enough to recommend anyone to go there looking for guaranteed fun.

Guys will always outnumber the girls and more recently I did notice a vast increase in guys.  On a few sad occasions there were no women around whatsoever and unfortunately I did get propositioned by a bloke.

As you guessed, couples night(Saturday) is the night to go but......,

Thats a good tip, get a cheap outcall girl for £100 for 1/2 hours and go with her during couples night....im sure there are better girls during these nights

I'm afraid from my experience, a lot of guys bring a female friend that stays at the lounge, bar or uses the facilities(who have no intention of playing with anyone, even the guy they came with), whilst they go on the prowl.

But it is a good tip to bring an SA or a escort to use the private rooms, even moreso if they're into the group thing.

Remember, never ever bring a female on any other night than couples night - check my review from a few years back.

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[BigBoi1955]

Remember, never ever bring a female on any other night than couples night - check my review from a few years back.

This needs clarification. When you bring a female at any time other than Saturday night and don't want to share just go straight to the lockable playrooms. I've done this several times with a SA lady when I didn't want to pay for a hotel room or risk getting a room and her not turning up. Warn the lady in advance what the club is and what you'll be doing and everything should be fine

[jimmypoo]

This needs clarification. When you bring a female at any time other than Saturday night and don't want to share just go straight to the lockable playrooms. I've done this several times with a SA lady when I didn't want to pay for a hotel room or risk getting a room and her not turning up. Warn the lady in advance what the club is and what you'll be doing and everything should be fine

You're right.  All is fine if you go straight to the playrooms. 

But from my experiences, trying to use the facilities can be quite difficult.  The word 'no' is often ignored.

[BigBoi1955]

You're right.  All is fine if you go straight to the playrooms. 

But from my experiences, trying to use the facilities can be quite difficult.  The word 'no' is often ignored.

If they ignored a No from me or anyone I was with they'd regret that decision. So far that's never been a problem but the men in Rios can be sad fuckers following any female around regardless if she's by herself or with a partner.

[jimmypoo]

It was never intimidating, just pathetic, as it was the loser-types that were doing it.

And I should clarify that whilst not wanting to ruin the atmosphere, I would at first  cheerily dismiss these guys.  The second time I would have to tell them to leave us alone, was not as friendly!  Whilst they got the message, it did  lead to awkward moments.

Doing this a couple of times a night soon kills the excitement.



 

[bluelad]

This lady called English Lilly may be of interest to anyone thinking of visiting this place as she's apparently offering 1-3 hour sessions here for £150.

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[martylover]

I have been here a few times and the biggest pain for me is the local parking: it's a maximum of 2 hours and then you need to move the car.
I have mostly enjoyed it here but it is different every time. Once a black girl with a great body asked me to rub some oil into her back which ended up with me massaging her and finally rubbing her clit and fingering her until she came, she didn't reciprocate though.
Another time I sat in the jacuzzi while a couple had sex in front of me. I was very turned on and a young mixed race guy tossed me off at the same time.
Another time an older lady who was with a man gave me a hand job in the smaller pool but she stopped before I could finish and I had to finish the  job myself.
I have never had full sex with a woman there but I have never left without being satisfied to some degree.
I enjoy the randomness of it and never knowing what is going to happen.

[buster352]

Try Jenna.  She lives in the area and sounds like a regular.  Never been myself but not really my cup of tea.  She could probably show you the ropes.  I'm sure they have ropes.  The following is copied from her AW Q & A.

Q. So Rio's? What happens?
A. Well we meet somewhere mine ( 15 mins walk from rios) or pub near by or any meeting place near there. We introduce ourselves, then go in, I will pay for us as price is included our entrance fees. We go into changing rooms which is male and female shared. They provide coffee and tea but you can take your own drink, just label it and put behind bar. x We then go and swim and do the spa. We can play and go naked but is also chilled for the shy ones.
We can then go upstairs to fuck or watch others fuck. You have rooms and people knock and you basically give them the nod.

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[mickhicks]

There was a fire which closed it for a month or so but it's now back in business

hi All went there last night, £23 to enter old ugly women took money and told me it was naturist night I asked if there were many in as it was my first time, she told me it was busy with a good mix,  got in when she said a good mix I think she meant between old men, middle aged and a few young, from black EE Chinese and british but sadly only one women who was with a bloke (didn't stop one of the EE if she wanted a massage), a few other women came in with partners but nothing special, not worth it in my opinion. 

[weebey]

RIO's Spa REALLY isn't a place to go and find action. Certainly go there to use the facilities and chill out, but by no means waste your time if you expect anything else unless you have something pre-planned.

[londonjws]

I went here for the first time after a night out the other week, where I was tipsy on my way home and intrigued after reading some articles about it. It was about midnight and just after a couples night there so I thought that might increase my chances.

Greeted by a grumpy man at the counter who also IDed me (i'm in my mid 20s but look younger) before changing and going for an explore. It was a curious mix in there, plenty of men of all ages but also a group of very attractive black girls who seemed to be going from pool to pool and sauna to sauna without taking part in any action, with a group of men following them from room to room. I was sat next to an older lady in one who also seemed to not be there for any action and was quite content to just sit there and people watch for the duration.

I went into the small pool there and a couple with a larger husband and middle aged wife were playing, so in my tipsy state I glanced over from time to time and made sure I caught my eye. When they finished in the pool the husband came up to me and asked if I wanted ot join them in one of the private rooms. I obliged and he had a lot of condoms so strapped up and got down to business with the wife as it turned out his kink was watching her with other guys. Drunkeness was clouding my vision a little but still an unusual and mildly fun Saturday, mixed with entertainment and shame.

After I finished I left the (lockable, thankfully, plenty of people trying to come in) room and explored for a minute before getting changed. As I was changing I saw a young couple with a beautiful woman, which gave me the impression that perhaps this is a place that people use for sex if they can't stay at their respective houses.

Excuse the rambling post but thought i'd offer my perspective as a newcomer, and that going there after a couples night (singles can arrive after a certain hour) could be more fruitful perhaps?