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delya69sexy -
External Link/Members Only Bear this one in mind if you fancy a punt in Mansfield and your balls are full!!
I really fancied a bit of EE today, been looking at this SP for a while, don't ask me why because I don't have a scooby!! and I tend to stay British, I'm fiercely patriotic to the cause and like to make sure my money contributes to the British commerce and supports GDP.
I'd been texting all day, a couple of phone calls and everything seemed ok, made arrangement to meet at 19.15pm tonight, hence the reason for a quick review so no one else gets caught out.
Discreet only because it was dark, knocks on the door and it's opened by someone reasonably attractive called Rebecca who does look a bit like Delya69sexy, informed she's not available, I ask why and get the obligatory “busy busy”, I thought here we fuckin go!! I'm available she says, so I step into the front room and enquire about services, not the same as the previous fuckin menu (no shock there), in fact, it gets to OW not OWO, no CIM only CIM with mac on, no finger play and no FK so to be honest I tried to barter from £60 to £40 because I felt I needed some release, then I had a light bulb moment!! and came to my senses.
I even ended up in her bedroom (did look nice and clean to be fair, least I'd expect to be honest) bartering as I think she was keen for some dosh but I would not cave in so I fucked off down stairs, at this point some monkey appeared who thought he could intimidate me, giving me the eyes, I just said don't even think about it bro because I'm a loose fuckin cannon when provoked and I'm not opposed to caving someone's head, not sure if he understood me but he fucked off into another room, by this time I'm well and truly fucked off and the slapper is still giving it the “price is the price” she's watched Taken to many times!!
I thought better to scarper and fuck off in case he's fetching his buddies so as I turned to go I left her with a sobering thought that everyone who surfs UK Punting will know about the shitty little knocking shop at 25 Lindley Street Mansfield NG18 1QE.
FFS, under no circumstances go to this location / street, I'm savvy enough to know that most of the Rumanian girls probably operate from this street who are on AW from Mansfield and I would hate for anyone to waste there time even contemplating visiting this crock of shit.
I've learned my lesson tonight unless an EE girl is well reviewed on this site, I have a lasting memory of those immortal words!!“ the price is the price”!! WELL NOT FOR ME BBY, I STILL HAVE £60 NOTES IN MY POCKET AND YOU HAVE A PRICK STARVED DRY PUSSY AND A PURSE SHORT OF £60.
Thats my rant over, review completed just over an hour after this debacle happened, unlike my visit to Glamour 69 on Tuesday this week which was superb and review to follow.
Keep it British “I Say”