Gentlemen, i'm well chufters with the responses & general piss taking. Have been doing a search of all profiles to see if i can find the said bird mentioned in my opening post. Reflecting back she was ok - but the meet-up took on a rather nervy experience. It was in one of the hotels around Gatwick where people stay one night & park for free for their holidays. On entering the room i was aware that there was a 2nd person in the bathroom. She must have dropped something as we both heard this & the bird had to say something. She said its my friend as some customers like MFF's. I wasn't that happy but it was bearable. I did ponder walking but had parted with the cash. Little WP was throbbing & i knew it wouldn't take long & i could fuck off sharpish. The curtains were shut & only table lamps on. After about 15 mins i was aware of a presence in the room. In the halo of the table lamp i saw this shape which could be best described as a rota keg. She knelt on the bottom of the bed & i could feel the mattress being compressed under the weight & was concerned that the bed would collapse as it was creaking. The 1st WG asked if i was interested in OWO / CIM / BB as she would do it. I declined with a look on my face which looked like
Didn't take long to pop & i was outta there sharpish. Was a good few years ago so doubtful that the profile will still be live. The rota-keg WG would be in the top 10 WEPC easily
The WEPC thread made it easy for me to adapt slightly for this one. Since being on UKP i haven't even been anywhere close to a crap punt. So a big thumbs up !