Firstly, a huge thankyou to FidoDido69 for his information here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=388620.0This enabled me to make considerable advanced planning before landing in Hanoi.
I decided to split my punting adventures between Soapy experiences and local escorts.
I contacted JSpa who were very responsive by email and WattsApp, sending the following links:
Ảnh KTV của J Spa:
(Photos of girls)
External Link/Members Only
Bảng giá:
(Price list)
External Link/Members Only
Ảnh cơ sở vật chất của J Spa:
(J Spa's Photo)
External Link/Members Only
They are open until 3am, which meant that working long days did not affect my ability to visit, which I did twice.
Everything which FD69 describes matches my experience. I took a "grab" (local version of Uber) for each visit, and was deposited at the guarded entrance where a series of guards escorted me to the next, each covering the route to the next corner or change in direction. On arriving at the top floor I saw 29 dedicated massage rooms, and was reassured to note several pairs of housekeepers cleaning the unused ones. I needed a toilet on my first visit, and was taken to a non-marbled back-of-house area where rows of washing machines were vigorously whirring away. On arrival back at reception on my first visit, at about 11pm, I confirmed a "King massage" (I think all options are probably all about the same in the end) and requested a second shot for an extra 500,000 vnd (this will become important later on), bringing the total to an equivalent of 71 pounds. They accept credit cards, which meant that I hadn't had to find extra local currency. In a WA exchange prior to arrival I'd asked for a large natural-breasted lady, and the owner (I assume that's what he was) assured me that he'd selected the perfect lady. #45 (named Loan) appeared, she looked perfect, and she took me to the allocated room.
After I'd stripped off, the session started in the steam cubicle (unaccompanied) - I used the little wash-cloth provided to wipe some of the condensation from the glass so that I could watch "Loan" stripping off, although by that time the lighting in the room had been dimmed considerably - it was still a lovely sight to build the anticipation... After a few minutes she retrieved me from the cubicle and directed me into the warm bath, which she'd drawn during this time too, where she then joined me and gave all of my bits a very thorough cleaning and inspection. I was able to enjoy her boobs, (I'm guessing C cup, but as the overall frame of a Vietnamese lady is so petite they may have been smaller), along with her tiny bum and cute pussy - although I did not attempt to force a finger in, as it seemed unreceptive at that time. Was not permitted FK, but a most pleasant washing b2b experience ensued. Once she was happy that I'd been sufficiently bathed she indicated for me to get out of the tub, and a drying routine followed with a rather non-absorbent towel. Then it was over to the table, which is about the size of a snooker table, and feels equally sturdy. She was then obviously following a set routine of massage, whilst I unwisely wanted to get straight down to enjoying her breasts more. After some language-barrier inhibited fumbling and then various mutual groping I came unexpectedly (exhausted by jetlag and work!) and she decided the session was therefore over. Using google translate I explained that I'd already paid for a second shot, but she insisted that such would be extra due to her directly. Loan and I conversed, through Google-translate, and she gave me her number in the hope of outcall work, and she also said she would provide full service if I returned and booked her. (Outcall would have been 6,000,000 VND) for FS).
Eventually I got dressed again and she escorted me back to reception, sweetly hand-in-hand, where the owner sat me in one of their many massage chairs and offered a drink. I said to him that I was not entirely happy with the experience as I felt it had been curtailed and so I hadn't received the whole service that I'd expected. He consulted with his henchman (who had already received an accurate report from his girl), and the thought only then crossed my mind that I may now be starting an argument with two men, both bigger than me, in what seemed like a less salubrious part of town, in a country where I didn't speak the language and had no currency and none of my colleagues knew my whereabouts. However I am pleased to report that calm, polite, debate followed and they agreed to refund me 500,000 - in return for which I promised to return for another booking...
Several of the half-dozen other patrons came in and out of the reception area whilst I was there, and each was paired with an equally gorgeous lady. I recognised several others to be obviously westerners, but no one engaged in conversation! It seemed an efficient operation, operating at considerable scale with great facilities.
The following night I contacted one of the escorts that I'd discovered in pre-trip research:
External Link/Members OnlyShe arrived at my hotel at 11pm, agreeing an hour of fun for $120 US. This is probably a high fee, but I wasn't prepared for negotation in another language. However, she was not only the girl in the profile, but better looking, with amazing large natural breasts, a tight pussy, and a cheeky smile and wonderful attitude - I'd say without doubt that she gave me the best escort experience I've ever had - including (protected) sex in several positions, lots of OWO, a shared shower and (for an extra $30 US) a very determined attempt at extracting a second shot from me - we were consequently together for a couple of hours and so it was very late / early-hours by the time she slipped out of my suite. She lives locally with her mother (who doesn't know that she escorts) and works in a cosmetics shop. I started to tell myself that the escort-scene in Vietnam must be close to perfect: no B&S, great service and stunning girls.
The next night provided the opportunity to make good on my promise of a return to JSpa. This time I was asked to select the girl myself. The owner had a post-it with half a dozen numbers on, listing the beauties waiting in their locker-room, and an iPad with pictures that he could scroll between, from which I selected #68 (Alice). Gorgeous: 32-25-34, born in 2004 (this information was on a large TV in reception) although she told me in our session that she was slightly older! Having learned from my previous visit not to lead the agenda, but instead to trust the professional, I let her take control and the routine was very similar to before, but this time she provided a nuru experience (she appeared to apply the gell with her mouth), from which I hope to be able to recall the glorious silky feeling of her gell-covered breasts rubbing over my body for years to come
. After a while she adopted a 69 position
and sucked me (OWO) to completion before a time of chatter-filled re-clothing and the return to reception, where I was delighted to report back to the owner that I'd greatly enjoyed this visit.
Would I return:
yes - if I have the opportunity to revisit Hanoi then JSpa will definitely be on my itinerary, and I highly recommend it as an experience.
For my last night in Hanoi I booked another outcall escort, who was definitely not this lady:
External Link/Members OnlyI didn't realise the B&S until after I'd collected her from reception (my hotel had a card-activated lift), and handed over $250 US for 4 hours. She was very pretty and, fully clothed, could well have been the girl in the pictures. As it was 11pm by the time we started I've no idea how I expected to make it through four hours, with a flight the next morning too - but that was the little chap thinking (again!)...
Stripping off revealed her to be a sweet lass with pancake-thin boobs who turned out to be rather stand-offish. We ended up naked together in the huge bed (bizarrely, under the covers - I would have to concede that it was chilly although she was clearly more bothered by this than I was). She wasn't overly keen on me sucking on her nipples, and seemed much more comfortable with sex, albeit with the increased noise that seems to be a prevalent response to penetration from Asian ladies - I'm sure she didn't really climax, but it sounded very much like it. There was no shared shower with this lady and she said she wanted to go to sleep. From that point she removed my hands from wherever I touched her, and I gave her the space she desired.
I asked her for a partial refund and that she should go on that basis, but she said she could not give any refund at all because of "the boss", so I suspected she was not there voluntarily. My libido vanished, and I retreated into the other part of my suite to consider what to do next. On one hand this was my final night and most expensive punt to date, but on the other hand further contact with her felt wrong, and so after getting some assistance from her via google-translate with a work-related question that needed some local knowledge, I suggested that she should go. In conclusion: I would avoid this profile - it was as bad as the other was great!
Although I ventured out to another touristy-part of the city during my visit I didn't see any clubs or street workers in Hanoi (maybe I didn't know what to look for?).
I recommend JSpa, and if you get the right lady from Massage Republic then you coudl be in for a treat... I guess that's why it's called "punting"
