knock on door an obvious bait and switch answers and " Taxi for Dave " is my line ...
Now that, is a fucking good one......I am nicking that if you don't mind WW...
Other good one's are:
3rd place: Good afternoon madam, I’m with Northern/Southern/Eastern/Western Electric & Gas, would you be interested in changing suppliers?
2nd place: Sorry we've had complaints of noise but it's obviously not from here......sorry to have troubled you...
1st place: Carry a small number of takeaway flyers in your pocket........B&S…….hand her one and walk away………don’t have to say a word….. or just say 10% off if you say "Moby Dick"....
.........coool!